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[Sep 18 2005, last modified Nov 24 2021]

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Running Boat (+6, -1)
Running Man / Following Man (+50, -10)
Ryoan-ji Hair Style (+7, -1)
Salting Brush (+5, -1)
Samba Claudes (-1)
Sancta Sedes Umbrellica (+3)
Sandal Camp (+3, -3)
Sandbag Dominoes (+3)
Sandbag Helmet (+4, -1)
Sandimation (+8, -2)
Sandra Bullock Zero Gravity Clock (+4)
Santa Clogs (-1)
Santa's Sweeping Boots Set (+10, -1)
Santana Claus (+2, -1)
Saucer With a Small Square Recess (+20, -3)
Saw Tooth Spaghetti (+7, -1)
Saws First & Asks Questions Later (+6, -3)
Saxophonicbagpipe (+6)
Say iCheese (+4, -2)
Scaffolding With LEDs (+2, -1)
Scan-matic Supermarket (+7, -2)
Scandelabras (+3, -1)
Scareaoke (+3, -2)
Scarecase Carpet (+7)
Schrödinger's Capsule Hotel (+2, -1)
Schrödinger's Cat Motel (+5, -1)
Schrödinger's Deceased Queen (+3, -2)
Schrödinger's Straw Apparatus (+6, -6)
Schrödinger's Zombie Cat (+8, -1)
Scientography (+2)
Scissor Hands Horror Clock (+5, -1)
Scrambled Egg Cement Mixer (+31, -1)
Scratch And Sniff Lottery Card (+6, -2)
Scratch & Suck Lottery Pen (+6)
Scratch To See (+13, -2)
Scratching Post Hi/Fi Speakers (+10)
Screamdriver (+5, -1)
Scumopoly (+21, -2)
Sea-Beds (+8, -1)
Seamus O'Tokyo's Aran Sweater (+4, -1)
Secrets of Area 51 Confetti (+12, -3)
See-Saw, She Saws (+2)
Seemore Key (+3, -1)
Seen the Movie, Slept In the Room, Bought the T shirt (+8, -1)
Selfie Selfie (+4)
Semi-tazer (-1)
send-a-smell (+6, -2)
Send In The Big Fluffy Blue Cloud (+3, -3)
Sentry Roomba (+7, -1)
Sex Pistols Plant Feeding Holiday Cuckoo Clock (+2, -1)
Shakespeare In Noodles (+6)
Shakespeare's Thighs (+17, -3)
Shanks Anvil (+5, -2)
Shanty Castle (+2, -1)
Shazam For Coughs (+9, -1)
Shazammmmmm (+8, -1)
Sheep in Sheep's Clothing (+12, -2)
Sheep Tone Phone (+5, -2)
Sheepshearogram (+12, -1)
Sherman's Hermits (+39, -5)
Shimy-Shake Box Junction (+10, -2)
Ship-Shape-Shopping (+8, -3)
Shipping Container Clock (+3, -1)
Shipping Containers Rubik's Cube (+2, -1)
Shoe Box Pinhole Camera (+2)
Shoe Club (+2, -2)
Shop Windows of Unpredictable, Reciprocated Duality (+19, -4)
Short Leg Social Distancing Virus Mask (+6, -2)
Shoutcase (+13, -4)
Shovel Sketch-Pad (+1, -1)
Showering Under Purple Rain (+3, -1)
Shrinking Ray of Interrogation (+12, -3)
Shroud of Turing Test (+12, -3)
Siamese Balloons (+1)
Siamese Pianno (+7, -1)
siamese sleeve of seduction (+27, -2)
Sibelius On A Dinner Plate (+3, -1)
Side Lobes (+4, -1)
Silence At The Synchronised Hair Salon (+7, -1)
Silver Surfer Cartridge (+3, -1)
Single Hand, Dual Scissors (+1, -1)
Single Pringle's Bar (+6, -2)
Singles (+13, -1)
Sink Plug Of Doom (+12, -1)
Sink The Ship Bath Bomb (+6, -1)
Sinking Baby Tea Maker (+5, -4)
skatecasting (+4, -3)
Skiing Down The Wires (+6, -1)
Skip Ahoy (+3, -1)
Skipping Rope Orchestra (+9, -2)
Skippy The Toast Kangaroo (+1, -1)
Skirting Board Vacuum Roomba (+5, -1)
Sky Full of Mushrooms (+12, -5)
Skypewriters (+2, -2)
SkyTanic (+12, -2)
Sleeping With The Washing (+5, -3)
Slightly Amplified Knitting (+7, -1)
slightly pre-crushed cans (+4, -3)
Slow Start/Fast End - Fast Start/Slow End (+9, -2)
Slushy Carpet (+7, -2)
Smarter Money (+4, -4)
SMEG Interstellar (+3, -1)
Smeg Suitcase (-1)
Smell-Quell (+1, -1)
Smith and Westclock (+7)
Snail Koans (+11, -3)
Snakes On A Piano (+1, -1)
Snoozeroo (+5, -1)
Snotglobe (+5, -1)
Snow Leopard Crossings (+2, -2)
Soap Screen (+3, -3)
Sock Martens (+4)
Sofa Crumb Tray (+10, -2)
Sofa-so-spa (+3, -2)
sofa transplant registry (+5, -3)
Soft-Shoe Shuffle on a Hot Plate (+12, -2)
Solid Lego (+2, -1)
Solidarity Statue And Sculpture Wrap (+6, -3)
Space Pixels Ultimata (+2, -1)
Spaghetti-Knits (+15, -4)
Spaghetti Technic (+9, -1)
Spaghettiboo (+14, -3)
Spaghetticometti (+8, -1)
Spalm (+8, -3)
Speed Bunnies (+9, -6)
Speleological Corridor of Fat (+7, -6)
Spelling Bees (+9, -3)
Spend a Penny to Crush a Car (+10, -3)
Spinning Croissant (+4, -1)
Spiralating Cafetière (+3, -2)
Splashball (+2, -3)
Sponsor a USPS box (+3, -2)
Spooky Beaded Curtain (+2, -1)
Spooky Desk-Hand (+4, -2)
Spring Loaded Lego (+15, -3)
Springles (+34, -2)
Square Face with Round Time (+4, -1)
Squirm-art (+5, -3)
SS Ben Hurry (+10, -5)
Stairs of Confusion (+8, -2)
Standing Wave Tight-Rope (0)
Star Jumps Chicken Wire (+4, -1)
Star Trek Microwave (+8, -2)
Starling Engine Idea (+8, -3)
Starting Handle Cotton Buds (+3, -1)
Startling High Voltage Reindeer Head Wall Light (+8, -2)
Stealth Umbrella (+4, -1)
Stephen Hawking Shoulder Parrot (+4, -3)
Stewie's Headphones (+5, -1)
Stiletto-matics (+7, -3)
Stiltepede (+4, -1)
Stinkbomb Bubblewrap (+2, -3)
Stinky Notes (+4, -1)
Stitch First and Ask Questions Later (+7, -1)
Stochastic Dog Fountain (+19, -4)
Stone In The Water Rug (+8, -1)
Strap on Snooker Chin Wheel (+9, -3)
Street Cleaning Marching Band (+10, -1)
Street Lamp Wind-Socks (+6, -1)
Strictly Come Dalek (+4, -1)
Strimmer Grenades (+4, -1)
Stripey Ketchup (+9, -1)
Strobe Skipping (+4, -1)
Stupidly Dangerous Hadrian's Wall Of Death (-1)
Suction Collar (+5, -1)
Suction Rubberorrery (+3, -1)
Sun Ra's Rings of Saturn Hat (+7, -3)
Superior Articular Moving Hand Rail (+6, -2)
Supermarket Hive (+3, -1)
Supermarket Maze (+5, -2)
Surgical Zip Staples (+8, -1)
Surprise, Surprise, Tissue Box (+18, -7)
Surreptitious Street Combers (+6, -1)
Sushi Library (+18, -4)
Sushi On A Plane (+4, -1)
Sushi Train Orchestra (+2, -1)
Swamp Mist Snooker (+32, -5)
Swan Lake on Zimmers (+4, -1)
Sweeney Todd Windscreen Wipers (+10, -3)
Swimming Around London Marathon (+4, -1)
Swimming Eye Squid (+3, -1)
Swimming with Televisions (+15, -3)
Swiss Army Table (+8, -1)
Swiss Cheese Tie (+8, -3)
Synchronised Climbing (+8)
Synchronised Drowning (+13, -7)
Synchronised Swimming Wearing Frocks (+5, -1)
T-72 Buckaroo (+7, -2)
T Gauge Model Bullet Train (+6)
Tall Buildings With Furry Corners (+9, -3)
Tandem Rickshaw (+6, -2)
Tandem-Shoes (+9, -4)
Tangram Chocolate Bar (+11)
Tankasaurus Rex (+7, -1)
Tanks of Shame (+14, -5)
Tap Dancing Pad (+6)
Tartan Brush Roller (+1, -1)
Taxi-pedia (+39, -3)
Tea-bag Embroidery Overlocker (+3)
Teabag Mangle (+11)
Teeth of Wisdom (+2, -5)
Tele-tap (+2)
Telescopic Sink Plug Hole (+13, -4)
Telescopic Sofa (+10, -1)
Tent-Peg Nail Gun (+19, -1)
Terminator Soup (+18, -1)
Termites In An Amplified Piano (+2)
Terrorscope (+6, -2)
Terrorscopic Walking Stick (+2, -1)
Tescopolis (-1)
That's A Real Grey Area (+10, -5)
That's All Folks (0)
The Alexander Calder Diversity Dog Walker (+6, -1)
The Annotation Graveyard (+1, -2)
The Bird Men of Alka-Selzer (+8, -3)
The Bleaching Action of Chlorine according to Busby Berkeley (+13, -3)
The Body of Chrisp (+15, -4)
The Boson's Curler (+4, -2)
The Brads! (+9, -6)
The Buddha of Ultimate Concentration (+14, -1)
The Calibrated Hand (+1, -1)
The Careening Greyhound Bendy Bus (+3, -1)
The Cat's Tongue (+4, -1)
The Chameleon's Holy Tongue (+2, -1)
The Chassis Graph (+8, -2)
The Colt 45 Pill Dispenser (+5, -1)
The Covid Mask Of Fu Manchu (+6, -1)
the creche of belles (redux) (+4, -2)
The Creepy Cream Egg (+8, -1)
The Crufts Dog Show Barking Mad Competition (+5, -1)
The Crying Boy Fire Blanket (+3)
The Day Of The Great Hum (+4, -1)
The Day of The Trolley (+5, -1)
The Delicious Square Root of Liquorice (+8, -5)
The Devil's Breath (+30, -2)
The Devil's Sweaty Hand (+11, -1)
The Dogosaur Set (+2, -2)
The Early Morning Smell of Victory (+18, -2)
The Edging Goat (+6, -2)
The Exorcist Kitchen Timer (+7, -1)
The Flug (+3, -3)
The George Formby Grill (+8, -1)
The Girl From Ipanema Goes Washing (+13, -1)
The Great Colouring In Wall Of China Book In 495 Volumes (+8, -1)
The Great Indian Lateral Rope Trick (+2, -1)
The Great London Tube Reversal (+2, -1)
The Great Reversal of Zed (+1, -6)
The Great Wall Of Death Bagpipe Orchestra (+5, -1)
The Hammer Drama System (+4, -1)
The Heat of a Burning Planet (+13, -1)
The Hungry Spider (+16, -2)
The Hysterical Motion Of The Drunken Psycho Scissors (+1, -1)
The Ian Tindale Halfbaked Café (+5, -1)
The Impatient Hand (+19, -2)
The Ironical Flea's Legs (+1, -1)
The iWedge (+1, -2)
The Judy Chicago Dinner Party Power Station (+2, -3)
The Loch Ness University (+5, -1)
The Lonely Sausage (+9, -4)
The Long Finger (+7, -4)
The Lovely Skips Competition (+15, -1)
The Medusa's Electrostatic Tie (+11, -1)
The Medusa's Spooky Noodles (+2, -1)
The Monkey's Bum Peanut Dispenser (+4, -1)
The Monument of Ultimate Futility (+5, -1)
The Naked Chronicles (+2, -1)
The Never Lonely Gump Stoppers (+2, -11)
The Non Clapping, Clapping Music (+1, -1)
The not so Great Wall of China (+10, -2)
The Opposite Of 4'33" (+5, -1)
The Opposite Of Crufts (+3, -2)
The Opposite of Paper, Scissors, Stone (+5, -3)
The Pit and the Pendulum Egg Timer (+10, -2)
The Pit And The Pendulum Toaster (+6, -1)
The Plug Upholstery Service (+9, -4)
The Reciprocating Binary Trombone Orchestra (+5, -1)
The Reversal of the Great Greed (+8, -2)
The Sands Of Dread (+4)
The Skirling Vacuum Cleaner (+5, -1)
The Splendid Sounds Of Bob Ross Painting Kit (+3)
The Spooky Hinge (+8, -2)
The Stillness of Dust (+11, -6)
The Stones Of Perfect Stability Kit (+3)
The Swinging Action Pendulum Clock (+9, -2)
The Tables Are Turned Bed (+6)
The Termites Who Can Generate Shakespeare (+10)
The Third Glove (+15)
The Third Shoe (+3, -3)
The Tree Climbing Monkey's Bum (+24, -4)
The Trueblerone (+3)
The Tutu Bellyslashers (-1)
The Ugly Baker's Ball (+11)
The Unproven Cure For Cancer Using Wind Farms (+4, -2)
The Venetian Tie (+16, -2)
The Venetian Wall of Air (+9, -3)
The Wigs of All Human Knowledge (+9)
The Wounded Finger (+29, -5)
The Zonohedron Loaf (+2)
There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Goose... (-4)
Thermos Cacophonous (-1)
They Who Walk Together Wobble Together (+5, -1)
Thread Ball Snooker (+4, -1)
thumbnail library (+10, -2)
Tickle my Tonsils, Ring My Bell (+7, -1)
Tie Steriliser (+6, -2)
Tie-Suspender (+15, -2)
Tight Rope Tornado Hat (+4, -1)
Tight Rope Treadmill (+27, -2)
Tightrope Stepladder (+3, -1)
Tightrope Walking With Monkeys (+4, -4)
time-twigs (+9, -2)
Times Lewd Roman (+29, -4)
Tiny T.I.M. (+5, -1)
Toad Head Serious Helium Debates (+10, -1)
Toasted Alien Baby Maker (+6, -4)
Toasted Ducks (+5, -1)
Toaster Conkers (+6, -2)
Toblerone Guillotine (+7, -1)
Toe Flossing Bath Chains (+5, -4)
Toe Nail Targets Olympics (+3, -2)
Toilet Fleet (+13, -3)
Tokyo-yo (+2, -1)
Toll Bridge Monopoly (+5, -1)
Tom Cruise Ship (+2, -2)
Tommy Robinson Crusoe (part one) (-6)
Tooth Gnome (+5, -1)
Torque-wrestling (+7, -2)
Torus Chess (-1)
Tossing The Telescopes (+4, -1)
Traction Iron (+16, -3)
Traffic Lights of Orloj (+14, -4)
Train Carriages Dog Biscuit (+7)
Train Operated By A Pigeon (+6, -2)
Transparent Bagpipes (+7, -4)
Transparent Overhead Bins (+1, -1)
Travelling In The Head Of Donald Trump (+5, -2)
tri-kini (+8, -2)
Triple Cracker (+11)
Troglodyte Road Crossing (+6)
Trombonic radiator (+9, -2)
Trombonic Straw (+5, -1)
Trombubble Attachment (+7)
Trouser Mouth Pockets (+4, -3)
Trouser Wig (+5, -6)
Trowsels (+6, -2)
Trumopoly (+4, -2)
Trump On A Ramp (+7, -4)
Trump On The Run (+5, -4)
Trumpfume (-2)
Truumple.go (+1, -2)
Tsunami Rug Apparatus (+2, -3)
Tube Launderettes (+1, -3)
Tubular Bikes (+6, -1)
Tunnel Golf (+7)
Turbo Toilet (+4)
TV cosy (+11, -2)
Twist And Shout Rope Bridge (+4, -1)
Two Man Filing Cabinet Bobsleighing (+18, -3)
Two Plugs in The Bath (+9, -5)
Two Tables, Four Legs (+8, -1)
Two Way Stamps (+12, -1)
Tyrematic Shoes (+6, -1)
Tyretraits (+6, -1)
UFO Saucepan Lids (+9, -1)
UFO Shower Head (+7, -2)
UKraine Trains (+3, -2)
Ultimate Ego Chess (+6, -1)
Umbrella of Fear (+16, -3)
Uncubist filter (+8, -3)
Under The Boardwalk (+3, -2)
Uneven Legs Synchronised Swimming Cuckoo Clock (+2)
Unicorn Fencing Contest (+3)
Unikea (+8, -2)
Unsingin’ In The Rain (+4)
Untoaster (+7)
Urban Rent-a-Hammock (+6)
Usain Bolt From The Blue (+3, -2)
UV Roombas On Patrol (+2)
V&A&me (+2)
V6 Room Heater (+7, -4)
Van Der Graff Generator Bowler Hat (+7, -1)
Vanatablack Snooker (+4)
Vapenado (+2, -1)
Vending Vending Machine (+3, -1)
Venetian Blind False Eyelashes (+8, -1)
Venn's Café Deli Bar (+2, -1)
Ventricular Mouse (+9, -2)
Venus Fly Trap Deckchair (+3, -1)
Vertical Maze (+8, -1)
Vertical Xylophonic Barrier (+8, -1)
Vertiginous Girder Restaurant (+5, -3)
Vet Pet Donations (+7, -2)
Viagra For Sale (Documenta style) (+2, -1)
Vibrating Massaging Heated Hammock (+9, -1)
Vibrating Therapeutic Power Supply (+4, -1)
Vishnu's Cooling Fan (+8, -1)
Vlad The Awakener (+5, -2)
Voodoo Iceman Doll (+2, -1)
Vortext (Basic +Delux) (+6, -4)
Vote Dinosaur (+1, -4)
Wait Training Belt (+11, -7)
Waiting For God Knows (+2, -1)
Walking Across The Tightrope Of Everything (+3, -1)
Walking On Warheads (+7, -1)
Walking on Water Jesus (+7, -5)
Wandering Bovine Traffic Flashers (+9, -4)
Washer/Drier/Cooker/Frier (+2, -3)
Washn'go Dry in The Sky (+1, -1)
Watch What You're Reading (+5, -2)
Water Lid (+2, -1)
Water Tank Fez Tassles (+7, -3)
Waterbed Boxing (+5, -2)
Watering Can Strobe Light (+30, -2)
Weigh Less, Pay Less (+6, -3)
Welcome To Hotel COVID-19 (+11, -1)
Welcome to The Hotel John Coltrane (+3, -3)
Wet and Dry Toilet Paper (+3, -1)
What Is The Sound Of One Door Closing? (+4, -1)
What The Burglar Sees (+10, -1)
What The Fork! (+9, -2)
Wheelie Bin Clapping Music (+2, -1)
Wheelie Bin Compost Blender Kit (+5)
Where They Were Kelp (+7, -3)
White Screen Mode (+3, -1)
Whole Croissants? (+5, -1)
Wilson & Keppel's Choreographed Roofing Felt (+6, -2)
Windfarm Wall (+6, -2)
Winding String Dimmer (+4, -1)
Wine Bottle Derrick (+11, -1)
Wink Farm (+11, -1)
Wirego (+5, -3)
Wise Crackers (+8, -2)
Wok's Up! (+5, -1)
Wonder-Media Bra (+4, -1)
WOO ! (+2, -1)
Wood Burning Mallard (+11, -2)
Woof Woof Auto Trolley (+1, -1)
World Hair-suit (+6, -3)
www.art (+8, -1)
x Megaton Bomb Balloons (+2, -1)
Xorigami (+12, -1)
XY Graphpaper Tyres (+4, -1)
Xylophadiator (+6, -1)
Ye Olde Galápaghost Island (+4, -1)
Ye Olde Titanic Relic (+5, -1)
Yikea (+3, -3)
Yin-Yang Ping Pong (+11, -1)
Yo-yo Goo-blob (+4, -1)
You Bought The Jumper, Now Buy The Sheep (+14)
You Fire Rockets, We Fire Farts (+11, -2)
Your Face Ironing Your Pants (+9, -2)
Your Face on Mars (+5, -6)
Your Final Wardrobe (+9, -1)
Your Head In 40 Slices of Cheese (+5, -1)
Your Head Kettle (+9, -2)
Your Large Building as a Television (+3, -2)
Your New Born Baby as a Happy Bluebottle (+17, -2)
Your Portrait Created By A Spider (+5, -1)
Your Profile on a Hatchet (+19, -3)
Yourtube (+12, -3)
Zen Garden Chess (+17, -2)
Zen Garden Lawn Mower (+14, -3)
Zen Garden of Dental Gravel (+7, -2)
Zen Skating Rink (+2, -1)
Zen Tightrope (+4, -4)
Zeno's Arrow of Infinity (+3, -5)
Zeno's Football (+16, -4)
Zeno's Paradoxical Chocolate Bar (+8, -1)
zenspoon (+19, -10)
ZGoogol$ (+4, -8)
Zimmerite, Christo, Yayoi Kusama (+7, -2)
Zip-line Dambuster (+5, -1)
Zipometer (+11, -2)
Zippity Undo (+28, -4)
Zippy Zip-line (+2, -2)
Zoe-topiary (+25, -4)
Zombie Foosball (+7, -2)
Zombie Thumb (+4, -1)
Zombie Toast (+1, -1)
Zombies On A Tightrope (+3, -1)
Zombies On The Beach (+5, -1)
Zoo Lending Library (+2, -1)
Zoom Zoom (+2, -2)

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