Baseball Caps are great for sunny days, but now they can also be graters for those times when you want to add some cheese to your sandwiches or other food items if you're out and about.
The grater is simply built into the peak of the baseball cap, with the angled holes orientated in such a way as to ensure your eyes are still protected from bright sunlight.
A diminutive tupperware style container (appropriately silverised to reflect the sun and heat) is attached to the rim of the cap to facilitate the carrying of a small block of fresh Parmesan or similar.-- xenzag, Nov 30 2017 Might be paired with the Electric nose cheese filter, to avoid caseus overdosing Electric_20nose_20cheese_20filter [not_morrison_rm, Nov 30 2017] The number of times I've looked for one of these...-- MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 30 2017 The perfect Chistmas item. I've actually made one up as a prototype.-- xenzag, Nov 30 2017 I've got a drawer full of these things. I misplace them, have to buy another one and the old one turns up, often in the same day. Maddening.-- doctorremulac3, Nov 30 2017 //again// sp "aggiano"-- FlyingToaster, Nov 30 2017 I scoff - this is just another cheesy knockoff from the ballcap colander, which in turn came from the motorcycle helmet salad bowl.-- normzone, Nov 30 2017 Oh please ... a cheap hat that makes you stink of cheese, and delivers minimal useful functionality ? Nothing more than a stupid, impractical, malodourous bit of tat ?
Excellent, where do we order ? [+]-- 8th of 7, Nov 30 2017 Very true - if you don't keep it clean, there is no need to worry, as many flies will eventually come and do it for you.-- xenzag, Nov 30 2017 random, halfbakery