I love my hotwater bottle. It has a furry badger character cover, but what I would really like is a hotwater bottle that takes the form of a long snake. I'm naturally calling this version the Hotwater Boa.

The main advantage of the snake bottle is that it can stretch out the length of an entire bed, or be coiled completely around any body part requiring extra continuous heat.

This might be for therapeutic injury reasons, or simply because your legs and feet are cold at night.

Made of extra toughened rubber, Hotwater Boa gets filled at his gaping mouth that conceals the watertight stopper, and also acts as type of splash protecting funnel.

A variety of fleecy covers with printed snake patterns are available to compliment the Hotwater Boa.

'Horror Snake' version has outline of small swallowed animal that functions as extra storage capacity.
-- xenzag, Mar 14 2019

One vivid dream later, I'll have a rubber horror Boa neck tie and a toe tag.
-- wjt, Mar 14 2019


You must have gotten one of the remote controlled assassin snakes. These are very rare, and not talked about, but the secret's out now.
-- xenzag, Mar 14 2019


I'm adding a delux heat seeking roomba option to the idea so that it can autonomously rove around under the bed covers, searching out cold spots.
-- xenzag, Jul 26 2024


A version of this concept is already available in blonde, brunette, or redhead.
-- minoradjustments, Jul 31 2024



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