Product: Alarm Clock: Sound
John McEnroe Alarm Clock   (+1, -1)  [vote for, against]

Calm BBC announcer voice....."It's 5.48am" followed a few seconds later by: "YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!" - blaring John McEnroe voice.
-- xenzag, Jul 28 2017

Video clip: John McEnroe: YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS! https://www.youtube...watch?v=t0hK1wyrrAU
It was a bit of a spread, Mr. McEnroe. [jutta, Jul 29 2017]

Immediately before this, the clock should spray a small amount of chalk dust into the air
-- hippo, Jul 28 2017


"YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!" a typo! (is a time typo a timo?)
-- xenzag, Jul 28 2017


<snooze button> 10 minutes later..."OH COME ON!"

That's not a typo. 5.48 am equates to 5:28.8 am. Which is clearly too early.
-- RayfordSteele, Jul 28 2017


// It's 5.48am //

You mean 0548, local time ?

Sorry to spoil it for you, but this time does not in reality exist. Any time earlier than 0930 is so brutally uncivilized as to be easily disregarded.
-- 8th of 7, Jul 28 2017


Can't be true. Donald Trump tweets at 3 am EST which is like 8 something your time, and despite my most earnest wishes, has not ceased to exist yet.
-- RayfordSteele, Jul 28 2017


Could you and he not meet halfway on this issue ? As a gesture of good faith, maybe you could cease to exist first ?
-- 8th of 7, Jul 29 2017


I thought this was going to be Pong snooze, where if you interact with the alarm just a little you can change the alarm tone to something pleasant, or just put if off. .|'
-- beanangel, Jul 29 2017


That's the Colt M1911A1 .45ACP snooze.

The downside is you need a new alarm clock every day.
-- 8th of 7, Jul 29 2017


//5:28.8 // 5:28:48 : the bitching hour.
-- FlyingToaster, Jul 29 2017



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