Culture: Public Holiday: Christmas: Santa Claus
Santana Claus   (+2, -1)  [vote for, against]
slide down the chimney and play Black Magic Woman on the guitar

Santana Claus - he brings gifts and delivers guitar solos..... (will it never end?.....)
-- xenzag, Dec 17 2018

//will it never end?// We haven't yet had Santa Clanus, who just turns up and farts.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 17 2018


...or Santa Claustrophobia.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 18 2018



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