There are two parts to Knee Flashers:
The first part is a pair of eyes that are tattooed unto the participant's knee caps; one eye on each knee. (at this point you can choose the type, size and colour of eye you want from human, animal, bird, fish etc)

The second part is a simple eyelash addition that is attached to the upper and lower part of those torn knee exposing gaps which are now so popular in modern jeans and hipster style trousers.

Once both new features are combined, those sporting them will be able to wink, flash and generate various other 'eye expressions' simply by walking about, but especially when they sit in public places with one leg coyly crossing the other in such a way as either or both of the 'knee-eyes' are fully or partly exposed.
-- xenzag, Dec 28 2018

Wilbur Whateley http://www.chriswal...ct/wilbur-whateley/
"On each of the hips ... was what seemed to be a rudimentary eye ..." [8th of 7, Dec 28 2018]

You first.
-- not_morrison_rm, Dec 28 2018


Almost, but not quite, the Wilbur Whateley look ...

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-- 8th of 7, Dec 28 2018



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