The Burma Shave adverts were very successful in their simple delivery method. For those who don't know about them, they consisted of a series of simple limited word messages, spaced out at intervals along the highways of the USA.(see wiki link)
This would work really well as a reminder for those who need it; to wash their hands and stay in quarantine while coronavirus ravages the planet. He didn't wash He touched his iris Now he has Coronavirus-- xenzag, Mar 22 2020 Burma Shave https://en.m.wikipe...rg/wiki/Burma-Shavelook at highway advertising [xenzag, Mar 22 2020] https://sodabred.tu...-xenzag-2032020-you [xenzag, May 11 2020] <Reads linked page/>
"They watched TV, The deal was sold, They bought nine thousand Toilet rolls... Lying Gits."
Hey this is easy, and fun !-- 8th of 7, Mar 22 2020 you did well but now try harder don't clear the shelves to fill your larder Coronavirus-- xenzag, Mar 23 2020 Now you've got COVID-19 So stay at home And quarantine Coronavirus-- tatterdemalion, Mar 23 2020 It's not the bug That does the harm, It's needless panic And alarm ! Coronavirus
Like that... ?
Hmm, what about coronavirus haikus ?-- 8th of 7, Mar 23 2020 I like it much It hits the spot Just look, don't touch Coronavirus-- xenzag, Mar 23 2020 There was an old man of Stroud Green Who thought he had COVID-19. His throat was red-raw But his hoard would ensure That his bottom was perfectly clean.-- pertinax, Mar 23 2020 ^ BUN !
A toilet roll hoarder in Wyre Didn't twig that TV was a liar Thus, late one dark night His stash all caught light And he got burned to death by the fire ... -- 8th of 7, Mar 23 2020 All good.... But the final word has to be coronavirus. It doesn't need to rhyme, but the sequence has to build towards it.-- xenzag, Mar 23 2020 "We're doomed ! We're doomed !" The papers cried, But in the end Not many died ... Corona Virus-- 8th of 7, Mar 23 2020 He went too close Then touched his head He's still around But ten are dead Coronavirus-- xenzag, Mar 23 2020 It winnows out the old and slow they take up space and have to go Corona Virus-- 8th of 7, Mar 24 2020 Now with quick illustration - see link.... I also just noticed that Coronavirus is an anagram of Carnivorous. How appropriate is that as it eats through the population?-- xenzag, Mar 24 2020 Eats? Nibbles.... 0.3% mortality isn't exactly an attack by a Great White....-- 8th of 7, Mar 24 2020 "Cure yourself," He tried to teach And now the dead Are filled with bleach. Coronavirus.-- whatrock, May 11 2020 Do tell, how does one force a carriage return where one desires?
Later: Thank you, lurch.-- whatrock, May 11 2020 They all did fear that Mexi beer But it's not that - it's from a bat Corona Virus-- lurch, May 11 2020 for a line break,use an html line break tag-- lurch, May 11 2020 He lost his mask While eating stew It appeared much later In the loo. Coronavirus-- whatrock, May 11 2020 To extend her health She hid her face To social distance She swung a mace Coronavirus-- whatrock, May 11 2020 He joked and said it's just a pox but now he's nailed inside a box coronavirus-- xenzag, May 11 2020 You are not here You are not there You are not anywhere Coronavirus-- 4and20, Mar 05 2021 Somewhat stronger every year Lock it down and live in fear Coronavirus
The market was ready to crash Here's a chance to print more cash Coronavirus
I like to mask and wash my hands But state control has bigger plans Coronavirus
'Deus Ex' is always right Grey Death is here; illumin'd night Coronavirus
Problem, react, and solve away Freedom, covid, and rig my way Coronavirus
I bought an oxygen machine But power's out, I'm turning green Coronavirus
The plans were laid so long ago Peasants sit back and watch the show! Coronavirus
The leaky vaccine saves loved ones Strengthens Covid-21 Coronavirus
It's fortunate the cat's immune Bagpipes play a happy tune Coronavirus-- sninctown, Mar 05 2021 There goes the drive the safety of nine to five Randomly free to mix work and family coronavirus
Luckily not too virulent no eternal corpsing government but just a good learn To halt a time when this is the yearn. coronavirus-- wjt, Mar 06 2021 random, halfbakery