Here's what you get:

One portable, fold up stove, that looks like a pile of half burnt wood, but carefully conceals a mantle, connected with a bark encrusted hose to a gas bottle which is in turn disguised as a small boulder.

Two fire starting twigs, which, when rubbed together, activate a piezoelectric crystal causing a large spark to leap off into your "stove".

Cutlery in the form of ceramic knives and forks that look like razor edged flints and sharpened sticks.

Easy-clean teflon coated, stiffened fabric plates, made to look like large leaves.

Pre-cooked range of "Food-Fit for Caves", Meals Ready to Roast.

Primeval noises of the forest soundtrack to play whilst dragging your partner backwards by the hair to dinner, using the reinforced "Easy-Pull" wig (included)
-- xenzag, Jul 25 2006

Absolutely pointless. [+]
-- hidden truths, Jul 25 2006


Also one pre-hobbled pig to hunt.
-- moomintroll, Jul 25 2006


Um, why not use *real* razor edge flints...? In fact, I'd take this all one step back - sanitized primitive implements.

After all, banana leaves are widely used as plates in India and points east - no need for plates that look like leaves.
-- DrCurry, Jul 25 2006


+ Ug og.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 25 2006


Banana leaves and no eating utensils at all. Indonesian take-out, and damned good.
-- baconbrain, Jul 28 2006


Note - this product is now available in a “Flintstone Brexit” version, featuring red white and blue flames, and is fully endorsed by the UK’s Trump Moron equivalent aka Bonkers Boris.
-- xenzag, Jun 22 2019


Easily remarketed as US or french versions.
-- Skewed, Jun 22 2019


This seems baked by most American food.
-- RayfordSteele, Jun 22 2019



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