Chicken wire is useful but long overdue a makeover.
I've already created a B52 version so I thought I might invent a star-jumps edition, which is composed of a continuous series of interconnected wire figures all making star-jumps.
If used to contain chickens, there is always the remote possibility that they will try to immitate the depicted figures.
It's best just to view the illustration for total clarity.-- xenzag, Oct 13 2020 Star Jumps Chicken Wire https://sodabred.tu...s-an-idea-by-xenzag [xenzag, Oct 13 2020] "Lovely complicated machine" https://en.wikipedi...be_Goldberg_machineLike this, [xenzag]? [neutrinos_shadow, Oct 13 2020] Wire bending cnc https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dykosw63QV8 [xenzag, Oct 13 2020] Human Shaped Pylons https://medium.com/...e%20and%20powerful. [AusCan531, Oct 14 2020] Umm. Ommm.-- whatrock, Oct 13 2020 A lovely complicated machine would do the work nicely.-- xenzag, Oct 13 2020 How about crucifix chicken wire to keep out vampires ?
Silver plate it, and it would keep out werewolves too.-- 8th of 7, Oct 13 2020 The figures can wear crucifixes if you want. Print them out and draw them on.-- xenzag, Oct 13 2020 I was hoping for a pattern that looks like a jump to light speed. But it would probably look like a spiderweb more than anything.-- RayfordSteele, Oct 14 2020 I was thinking of a celebrity vaulting over a very low fence.-- pertinax, Oct 14 2020 Great ideas....get your pens and pencils out and start drawing. You can have Star Jumps 2 and 3.-- xenzag, Oct 14 2020 The Icelanders have a similar idea about forming human shapes from metal - but WRIT LARGE. [link]-- AusCan531, Oct 14 2020 I might make either Hitler or Trump Wire. Trump Wire would be great for fencing in those pesky Mexicans he hates so much, and they could pay for its manufacture.-- xenzag, Oct 14 2020 Email that to him, when he gets re-elected he'll give you a job in his administration.-- 8th of 7, Oct 14 2020 Like I've always said, I autobun anything with associated artwork.-- doctorremulac3, Oct 14 2020 For Trump, razor wire and licence plate manufacturing seems more appropriate.-- AusCan531, Oct 16 2020 Just from the title I was thinking, is this anything like Fonzie jumping the shark?-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 16 2020 random, halfbakery