Instead of the usual voodoo dolls that you stick pins in, why not freeze your victims with a Voodoo Iceman Doll and use the results to chill your cocktails? Here's how it works:

Purchase the two part mould of either a male or female figure. Place a small photograph of the prospective victim's face in the special holder in the upper section of the mould; snap the two parts together and fill with water. A secure stopper ensures there are no leakages. Place the mould in the ice box and allow it to freeze.

On removal from the mould, you are now presented with a frozen figure with the cut out photograph of the victim's face embedded in ice at the front of the head.

You can make several of these based on all your friends and store them in the fridge ready to use as figurative ice-cubes next time you're having a party.
-- xenzag, Jan 30 2019

Nice, Down under is currently having a heat wave. In the current climate while working, I would like to have my shadowy essence cooled from a far.
-- wjt, Jan 31 2019


If only you were in Wisconsin, or Illinois where it's minus 50F, and the dolls would freeze up instantly if taken outside.
-- xenzag, Jan 31 2019


Perhaps glaciers are exactly this, built by mountains to annoy other mountains.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 31 2019


Will there be a version with kittens ?
-- 8th of 7, Jan 31 2019


There will be a version for you. It's just a cast of a 4 inch long metal bolt, with a nose sticking out at right angles at one end! Ha
-- xenzag, Jan 31 2019


That, non destruction of thermodynamic law, inter-spacial portal can't be engineered fast enough. The trick being, how much energy really gets through to equate.
-- wjt, Feb 02 2019



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