Messiah's Handle is positioned on the entrance door to some inner sanctum, which should only be entered by those whose sinful hands have been cleansed by water that has been appropriately purified.

The handle therefore sweats out holy water each time it is gripped and depressed.

(more sensible, alternative version delivers antiseptic for hospital ward doors)
-- xenzag, Nov 28 2009

who's?

get a grip!
-- po, Nov 28 2009


Po - slip of the digit
-- xenzag, Nov 28 2009


this is blasphemy. isn't it?
-- blissmiss, Nov 28 2009


Yeah - probably.

[+]
-- wagster, Nov 28 2009


slipping somebody the digit may not be blasphemy...
-- WcW, Nov 29 2009



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