Big Yellow Brain Bin Bags are exactly as described ie they are coloured bright yellow and have brain fold details printed on them.
Instead of having squared corners they also have a softened oval contour. This all means that when stuffed with rubbish and a draw-string pulled, they fill out to resemble oversized brains.
Now when there are garbage strikes such as in Paris at the moment, instead of dreary black bags, the streets will be filled with piles of large yellow brains.-- xenzag, Mar 27 2023 Rats might make them pulsate in an interesting way. Well, maybe not pulsate, exactly - but move a bit, anyway.-- pertinax, Mar 27 2023 Pulsations are always approved.-- xenzag, Mar 27 2023 Oh I thought these would be binbags (perhaps slightly blue-tinted with extra strong ties and seams) specially for disposing of any surplus big yellow brains that you have finished using. Because obviously it looks suspicious if you just put them in with the normal rubbish.-- pocmloc, Mar 27 2023 Human 'Garbage brains' have created the problem, so [+] for making behind-the-scenes visible.
I propose that the 'Big Yellow Brain' bags be used to dispose of items requiring smart processing to solve for their inevitable enviro-impact, eg: appliances, e-waste, layered fabrics requiring deconstruction.
The companion completely-compostable bin bag 'Big Lettuce' is filled with compostable items (foods/drinks, paper coffee filters, cottonballs) and can roll directly downhill at a compost farm to be made into new dirt.-- Sgt Teacup, Mar 27 2023 This is arbitrary and unrelated, so sorry but I had to tell someone. Chatbots are now capable of creating instructions for 3-D printing of arbitrary objects. I am very excited about this. With a little copy-pasting and easy intermediate steps it is now possible to just tell your computer, "print me a spoon"-- Voice, Mar 27 2023 I remember seeing a Victorian butter wrap made of paper, printed with cabbage leaf design, so that when the butter pat was wrapped it looked like it was wrapped in cabbage leaves. Apparently cabbage leaves were a traditional wrap for butter in pre-butter-paper-wrap days.-- pocmloc, Mar 27 2023 TIL about butter and cabbage-- Voice, Mar 27 2023 //butter churn// A churn is for making butter, not for storing it. Must do better, ChatGPT.-- neutrinos_shadow, Mar 28 2023 It's almost as if ChatGPT copied their homework from someone else, isn't it?-- pertinax, Mar 28 2023 I'm totally at ease with AI, and confident that when it comes be being creative (in the manner of producing ideas like this one and many similar ones), there is no competition with the human mind's ability to produce mad ideas.-- xenzag, Mar 28 2023 random, halfbakery