Keep changing the maps and altering the satellite images to show the progress of The Wall, except there is no wall.

Post regular construction news bulletins that show the steady unrelenting development of The Wall traversing every obstacle. Filter stories and stage scenes of mass arrests of people trying to climb over it along with the statistics of those who perish in the unforgiving land that confronts anyone attempting to even reach The Wall.

There is no need to build a wall. If enough people believe The Wall is there, then The Wall is there. Why worry about a real wall when you can have a virtual one doing its job and costing next to nothing? Now everyone is happy.
-- xenzag, Jan 15 2019

Oh my God they've autotune him... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_AUXpnB065o
Unrelated but hilarious anyway. [RayfordSteele, Jan 17 2019]

What a grand idea. A few of Trumps family members could just go about doing what you have suggested, behind his fat ass, and he'd believe them, cause they are his family.

Then, because he's so lazy and too slothlike to actually go and check to be sure if it was true or not when he saw those screenshots of mile after (pretend) mile of wall, he would be the happiest president ever.

AND HE'D REOPEN THE GOVERNMENT AND GET THINGS MOVING AGAIN.

The end.
-- blissmiss, Jan 15 2019


It would be a great idea for emperors who need their vassals to believe walls work.
-- el dueno, Jan 17 2019


I'll make a deal with him. I'd be willing to allow him his wall if he were to resign and go live on the other side of it.
-- RayfordSteele, Jan 17 2019


Mimes.

It would be a boost to the mime economy having them doing the "invisible wall" bit every 30 metres or so.
-- not_morrison_rm, Jan 17 2019



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