A large person in a bright yellow chicken suit will escort you safely across the road at a number of busy junctions. You may question him/her as to their motives on the way over.-- xenzag, May 23 2009 Motorist response. http://s68.photobuc...ivingthebigbird.jpg [2 fries shy of a happy meal, May 25 2009] A different kind of lollypop chicken. http://www.marrybro...a.com/lollypop.html [zen_tom, May 26 2009] Get the answer in the FREE phone game developed by yours truly's company http://wap.cellufun.com/games.asp?g=agWhy Chicken Why [theircompetitor, May 27 2009] Youtube: Presentation by Armando http://www.youtube....watch?v=Sb1aQVpT-60Tangental (by which I mean almost completely unrelated) response to up_on_cloud_nine's chicken/powerpoint themed link [zen_tom, May 27 2009] oh dear, would a seriously perverted person own up to their strangeness?
do you have to pay?
hee hee, I have been accused elsewhere of donning a duck suit.-- po, May 23 2009 //do you have to pay?// ...you risk a peck on the head with a heavy beak.-- xenzag, May 23 2009 ckickens - forgot sarcastic comment as pc failed to perform.-- po, May 23 2009 But why, [xenzag]? Why does the chicken do it? [+]
I love this. In my world, this already happens.-- MikeD, May 23 2009 [+] should definately become the new uniform for Lollipop People - just as high vis, more padding for reducing collision damage, more fun for children, and more philosophically correct-- MadnessInMyMethod, May 25 2009 crossing Sesame Street wheres big bird ?-- 100 percent, May 25 2009 I'm going to give this a go.
I live near a road that leads to a farm.-- skinflaps, May 25 2009 But the chicken isn't actually crossing the road - like a Zenoesque torto-chicken, it only ever gets halfway across. Questioning its motives might result in a philosophical treatise on the irreducibility of time and distance. As to its motives, being a Lollypop Chicken beats ending up as lollypop chicken (see link)-- zen_tom, May 26 2009 I would sooo love to cross the road at the chicken crossing... In a fox suit.-- Jinbish, May 26 2009 + hehe and all the time telling *why did the chicken cross the road* jokes??-- xandram, May 27 2009 random, halfbakery