Kenwood Bean Fountain works exactly like a chocolate fountain except it delivers a constant cascading stream of baked beans.
Some minor adjustments to the machinery, (see link) and heating elements ensure that the beans are neither boiling hot; chewed up by the central Archimedes auger (that's what I'm calling it anyway) nor allowed to become too sticky or runny.
Simply dip in your toasted bread and enjoy!-- xenzag, Mar 23 2012 Chocolate Fountain http://www.youtube....yd8&feature=relatedimagine baked beans instead of chocolate [xenzag, Mar 23 2012] The perfect family for a Kenwood Bean Fountain advert https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mhdO_bYby1Ubeans! [xenzag, Mar 23 2012, last modified Dec 09 2022] The Who's version http://www.youtube....watch?v=ChGxwRq3YcIThe bean/chocoloate fountain from Tommy [Carmi, Mar 23 2012] Kenwood http://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/44875 [pertinax, Mar 25 2012] Concerning original ideas http://basicinstruc...thing-original.htmlRelevant only to an off-topic anno thread. I can't remember which 'Baker brought this comic to my attention, but I am most thankful. [Alterother, Mar 25 2012] Given a chance to cycle it could be self-heating too.-- FlyingToaster, Mar 23 2012 I cannot think of anything more disgusting than this that is not already prohibited by statute.-- calum, Mar 23 2012 I always aim to please :-) Already working on the mozzarella version!-- xenzag, Mar 23 2012 // I cannot think of anything more disgusting than this that is not already prohibited by statute. //
Bovril fountain.-- Alterother, Mar 23 2012 Partially baked, at least. No pun intended this time, I promise. See [link] to the clip from The Who's film Tommy.-- Carmi, Mar 23 2012 I dislike mushy peas, but there are many who appreciate them, so this idea might be better suited to a pea mushing fountain for a fish 'n chip shop.
<off-topic>I have just realised that [beanangel] is probably 'be an angel' rather than 'bean angel' as I had previously assumed.</off-topic>-- marklar, Mar 25 2012 Mushy peas - excellent idea! I love mushy peas.-- xenzag, Mar 25 2012 I raise you one Durian fountain...
<aside>Sorry, but that's "The Iveagh Bequest at Kenwood", not Kenwood, I used to work there and the curator was most clear on the matter...</a>-- not_morrison_rm, Mar 25 2012 //[beanangel] is probably 'be an angel'// It is; he said so once. Even knowing that, I can't help reading it as bean angel.
why did Treon change his name?? -- xandram, Apr 05 2008
and what's a bean angel? -- MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 05 2008
I don't know but that's one heck of an idea list for someone who created their account today... -- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 05 2008
I think I may create kinder ideas with be an angel
you know more radiance -- beanangel, Apr 05 2008-- spidermother, Mar 25 2012 //that's "The Iveagh Bequest at Kenwood", not Kenwood//
OK. All we need now is a way to photograph a place without photographing any objects, bequeathed or otherwise, which might be at that place at the time. The physics could be a challenge.-- pertinax, Mar 25 2012 //and what's a bean angel?// A Heinz bean instead of a has been.-- xenzag, Mar 25 2012 It's almost impossible to have an original thought on this site these days.-- marklar, Mar 25 2012 //It's almost impossible to have an original thought on this site these days.//
Mouse-based forestry. Make all coins look the same. Wearable nouns. Kinetic spaghetti. Photosynthetic toilet tissue. Lead-free tennis balls. Artificial bricks. Bagpipe amnesty. Robotic snowflake tesselator. Fireproof telephones. Global Provisioning Cistern. Submerge Switzerland. Fortune Wookies.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 25 2012 //Mouse-based forestry. Make all coins look the same. Wearable nouns. Kinetic spaghetti. Photosynthetic toilet tissue. Lead-free tennis balls. Artificial bricks. Bagpipe amnesty. Robotic snowflake tesselator. Fireproof telephones. Global Provisioning Cistern. Submerge Switzerland. Fortune Wookies.//
[marked-for-tagline] and a poster I'm going to put up in my office (an advertising agency).-- marklar, Mar 25 2012 // Artificial bricks. //
Baked.-- Alterother, Mar 25 2012 //Baked// Not made with an integral lubricant they're not.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 25 2012 So are beans.-- AusCan531, Mar 25 2012 //Mouse-based forestry.// Poor Uncle Xerxes. He wanted to go into forestry, but succumbed to pressure from his parents, who didn't consider it a respectable profession.
//...robotic snowflake tesselator...// Hmm, not bad.-- mouseposture, Mar 25 2012 //It's almost impossible to have an original thought on this site these days.// I totally disagree - in fact I think it's the opposite. The more ideas there are, the more new ones they generate. I only ever post a small portion of mine on a constant trickle basis. Trickle or Treacle? - ha :-)-- xenzag, Mar 25 2012 Anyone else find that their ideas come in spurts?wait...-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 25 2012 //Lead-free tennis balls// My brother once made a lead-filled tennis ball, thus creating, in a relative way, billions of lead-free tennis balls.-- spidermother, Mar 25 2012 Leaving aside the lead-free tennis balls for a moment, I was wondering if it would be possible to hijack a working, but not that dangerous, volcano.
By drilling a hole into the central vent it might be possible to inject uncooked beans in water and have them cooked and ejected in the next eruption?-- not_morrison_rm, Mar 26 2012 I'd run a pilot scheme with a geyser first.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 26 2012 random, halfbakery