Product: Condiment Dispenser
Kenwood Bean Fountain   (+4, -1)  [vote for, against]
pour beans and dip in toast

Kenwood Bean Fountain works exactly like a chocolate fountain except it delivers a constant cascading stream of baked beans.

Some minor adjustments to the machinery, (see link) and heating elements ensure that the beans are neither boiling hot; chewed up by the central Archimedes auger (that's what I'm calling it anyway) nor allowed to become too sticky or runny.

Simply dip in your toasted bread and enjoy!
-- xenzag, Mar 23 2012

Chocolate Fountain http://www.youtube....yd8&feature=related
imagine baked beans instead of chocolate [xenzag, Mar 23 2012]

The perfect family for a Kenwood Bean Fountain advert https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mhdO_bYby1U
beans! [xenzag, Mar 23 2012, last modified Dec 09 2022]

The Who's version http://www.youtube....watch?v=ChGxwRq3YcI
The bean/chocoloate fountain from Tommy [Carmi, Mar 23 2012]

Kenwood http://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/44875
[pertinax, Mar 25 2012]

Concerning original ideas http://basicinstruc...thing-original.html
Relevant only to an off-topic anno thread. I can't remember which 'Baker brought this comic to my attention, but I am most thankful. [Alterother, Mar 25 2012]

Given a chance to cycle it could be self-heating too.
-- FlyingToaster, Mar 23 2012


I cannot think of anything more disgusting than this that is not already prohibited by statute.
-- calum, Mar 23 2012


I always aim to please :-) Already working on the mozzarella version!
-- xenzag, Mar 23 2012


// I cannot think of anything more disgusting than this that is not already prohibited by statute. //

Bovril fountain.
-- Alterother, Mar 23 2012


Partially baked, at least. No pun intended this time, I promise. See [link] to the clip from The Who's film Tommy.
-- Carmi, Mar 23 2012


I dislike mushy peas, but there are many who appreciate them, so this idea might be better suited to a pea mushing fountain for a fish 'n chip shop.

<off-topic>I have just realised that [beanangel] is probably 'be an angel' rather than 'bean angel' as I had previously assumed.</off-topic>
-- marklar, Mar 25 2012


Mushy peas - excellent idea! I love mushy peas.
-- xenzag, Mar 25 2012


I raise you one Durian fountain...

<aside>Sorry, but that's "The Iveagh Bequest at Kenwood", not Kenwood, I used to work there and the curator was most clear on the matter...</a>
-- not_morrison_rm, Mar 25 2012


//[beanangel] is probably 'be an angel'// It is; he said so once. Even knowing that, I can't help reading it as bean angel.

why did Treon change his name??
-- xandram, Apr 05 2008

and what's a bean angel?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 05 2008

I don't know but that's one heck of an idea list for someone who created their account today...
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 05 2008

I think I may create kinder ideas with be an angel

you know more radiance
-- beanangel, Apr 05 2008
-- spidermother, Mar 25 2012


//that's "The Iveagh Bequest at Kenwood", not Kenwood//

OK. All we need now is a way to photograph a place without photographing any objects, bequeathed or otherwise, which might be at that place at the time. The physics could be a challenge.
-- pertinax, Mar 25 2012


//and what's a bean angel?// A Heinz bean instead of a has been.
-- xenzag, Mar 25 2012


It's almost impossible to have an original thought on this site these days.
-- marklar, Mar 25 2012


//It's almost impossible to have an original thought on this site these days.//

Mouse-based forestry. Make all coins look the same. Wearable nouns. Kinetic spaghetti. Photosynthetic toilet tissue. Lead-free tennis balls. Artificial bricks. Bagpipe amnesty. Robotic snowflake tesselator. Fireproof telephones. Global Provisioning Cistern. Submerge Switzerland. Fortune Wookies.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 25 2012


//Mouse-based forestry. Make all coins look the same. Wearable nouns. Kinetic spaghetti. Photosynthetic toilet tissue. Lead-free tennis balls. Artificial bricks. Bagpipe amnesty. Robotic snowflake tesselator. Fireproof telephones. Global Provisioning Cistern. Submerge Switzerland. Fortune Wookies.//

[marked-for-tagline] and a poster I'm going to put up in my office (an advertising agency).
-- marklar, Mar 25 2012


// Artificial bricks. //

Baked.
-- Alterother, Mar 25 2012


//Baked// Not made with an integral lubricant they're not.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 25 2012


So are beans.
-- AusCan531, Mar 25 2012


//Mouse-based forestry.// Poor Uncle Xerxes. He wanted to go into forestry, but succumbed to pressure from his parents, who didn't consider it a respectable profession.

//...robotic snowflake tesselator...// Hmm, not bad.
-- mouseposture, Mar 25 2012


//It's almost impossible to have an original thought on this site these days.// I totally disagree - in fact I think it's the opposite. The more ideas there are, the more new ones they generate. I only ever post a small portion of mine on a constant trickle basis. Trickle or Treacle? - ha :-)
-- xenzag, Mar 25 2012


Anyone else find that their ideas come in spurts?
wait...
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 25 2012


//Lead-free tennis balls// My brother once made a lead-filled tennis ball, thus creating, in a relative way, billions of lead-free tennis balls.
-- spidermother, Mar 25 2012


Leaving aside the lead-free tennis balls for a moment, I was wondering if it would be possible to hijack a working, but not that dangerous, volcano.

By drilling a hole into the central vent it might be possible to inject uncooked beans in water and have them cooked and ejected in the next eruption?
-- not_morrison_rm, Mar 26 2012


I'd run a pilot scheme with a geyser first.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 26 2012



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