Alfalfabrella is an umbrella with seeds embedded in its outer skin that sprout on a rainy day ready for harvesting when you get home.-- xenzag, Feb 13 2015 https://s-media-cac...09ecd1162d44de4.jpg [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Feb 14 2015] Sprout on a rainy day, sure. But needs sunshine to grow n'est pas?
So this needs a thingamajiggy to change the name from alfalfabrelle to alfalfaparasol at a moment's notice.-- zeno, Feb 13 2015 Rainy one day, sunny the next.-- xenzag, Feb 13 2015 Bean sprouts take about a week to sprout. Your arm is going to get a bit tried holding up a umbrella for a week.-- popbottle, Feb 14 2015 <pedantry>
Actually, beans take about a week to sprout; bean sprouts are, by definition, beans that have already sprouted.
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// a umbrella //
Gr. "an umbrella"-- 8th of 7, Feb 14 2015 "Daddy, why are those people carrying umbrellas in the sunshine?"
"You mean parasols."
"OK, why are those pair of assholes carrying umbrellas?"-- MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 14 2015 Here - you dropped an 'of'. I thought I heard something rattle.-- pertinax, Feb 15 2015 As opposed to an indecent English school ?
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^ missing comma
"Mexican, whereas"
</aside>-- 8th of 7, Feb 15 2015 random, halfbakery