A once a year event (that will never happen of course) in which every half-baker can attend, as long as they come in the guise of their monicker, or else do a suitable forfeit that amuses the remarkable gathering.-- xenzag, Mar 25 2009 Guess the baker http://1.bp.blogspo...ndJerryTales_V4.jpg [theleopard, Mar 26 2009] Captain Canuck http://www.internat...o.uk/c/cpcanuk2.htm [Canuck, Mar 27 2009] Naturally I'll be the one in the pilot's uniform.-- RayfordSteele, Mar 25 2009 err.... can I just wear a t-shirt ?-- FlyingToaster, Mar 26 2009 Oh, shit.-- phoenix, Mar 26 2009 Are we all supposed to have assumed persona-artificia? With outfits? Dude, somebody should have posted a sign or something.-- WcW, Mar 26 2009 um...I can do that, it won't be easy but I can do it.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 26 2009 hmmmm...-- hippo, Mar 26 2009 ... let's book the bigger venue!-- xenzag, Mar 26 2009 You think *you've* got problems.-- coprocephalous, Mar 26 2009 Just got to paint my neck blue ...-- neelandan, Mar 26 2009 And here is your host... er... wait, what are you again [xenzag]?-- theleopard, Mar 26 2009 I wonder what [IanTindale] looks like?-- hippo, Mar 26 2009 Um... a mindful zigzag gone wrong? (I may have to do a party piece - though I did once go to a movie theme party dressed up as The Bridge Over The River Kwai)-- xenzag, Mar 26 2009 I guess I'll be the slightly tipsy one with a glazed look in my eyes. There should also be some sort of aura surrounding me. (Perhaps blinking like a Christmas Tree?)
I always envision [xenzag] as looking like rolling papers for illegal cigs.-- blissmiss, Mar 26 2009 I'm in!-- calum, Mar 26 2009 slightly balding accountant of British ancestry?-- dentworth, Mar 26 2009 I hadn't considered a self-righting mechanism for myself, but it sounds possible. It's probably an idea on here already.-- Srimech, Mar 26 2009 the *x* at the beginning of my name comes from a time when I split with my husband but was not legally divorced. So, now I have to come as a *divorcee*?? (red lipstick, big hair and high heels?)+-- xandram, Mar 26 2009 [I'm in! calum, Mar 26 2009] No shot offered I'm afraid. Myself, on the other hand........-- gnomethang, Mar 26 2009 All I have to do is turn up drunk and unable to write my own name...
I can do that!-- Jinbish, Mar 26 2009 Now how might I become a...-- Spacecoyote, Mar 26 2009 Fling yourself into the air, howling like a dog. That would do it for me.-- xenzag, Mar 26 2009 I'm stumped, aside from the stereotypical lumberjack outfit or red serge'd Mountie uniform...-- Canuck, Mar 26 2009 Ever heard of Red Green?-- Spacecoyote, Mar 26 2009 I shall come as Wagster. You do know what Wagster is don't you?-- wagster, Mar 26 2009 I am not coming as a Moebius strip again. And do we all have to wear our square brackets?-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 26 2009 [C] Bob'n'Doug-- FlyingToaster, Mar 26 2009 Can I be the doorman and bounce [Bukkakinator]?
And I'll call everyone outside when [Phoenix] arrives.
I'll be the one dressed in a sheet.-- zeno, Mar 27 2009 Red Green & the MacKenzie Bros are simply urbanized variations of the lumberjack theme - plaid flannel shirt, casual pants, and toque or winter cap.
Now, maybe I should consider "Captain Canuck"... <see link>-- Canuck, Mar 27 2009 You could always come as a tin filled with "uck".-- xenzag, Mar 27 2009 [zeno] you'll never get there in time! 30 minutes before the party, you'll set off from your house at 30mph, then at half-way, your speed will drop to 15mph, at a quarter of the way, you'll have slowed to 7.5mph and so on until you're just reaching for the door....and the party will be over.
I had forgotten about Bukakkinator - yes, it's probably better for all of us if he stays outside...-- zen_tom, Mar 27 2009 //I am not coming as a Moebius strip again.//
Shame. Here was me thinking the fashion for wearing it would never end.-- Jinbish, Mar 27 2009 This could be done as a Virtual Party/Photoshop contest where we each just create our avatars in SecondLife. Coming as a stereotypical math geek will be easy for me....-- MisterQED, Mar 27 2009 random, halfbakery