Bacon Insoles look like packets of bacon, but they're printed insoles for your shoes.

Digital printing technology, combined with a randomising algorithm ensures that every matching pair of insoles is unique. (Bacon Insoles are not suitable for leaving on public view when visiting certain religious establishments that require shoes to be left outside)
-- xenzag, Aug 25 2017

http://groceries.ic...f/8835818127390.jpg looks like this before unwrapping and placing in shoes - very comfortable [xenzag, Aug 25 2017]

Walking on Bacon http://www.alamy.co...gland-27739237.html
[normzone, Aug 25 2017]

Shoes that smell of bacon rather than sweaty feet would be a great improvement. [+].
-- 8th of 7, Aug 25 2017


By odd coincidence, I was today working at company whose next-door neighbour is a company called "Baconinflate". No space, no explanation. Apparently they produce gonflables.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 25 2017


I imagine that inflatable bacon would be quite popular. I have some inflatable toast, and it's very useful.
-- xenzag, Aug 25 2017


Simply make the shoes out of bacon, weaved together.
-- RayfordSteele, Aug 26 2017


// weaved //

Sp. "woven"
-- 8th of 7, Aug 26 2017


Weavened.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 26 2017


Watch out for weevils though.
-- RayfordSteele, Aug 26 2017


Do they live elsewhere and just visit, or are they resident weevils ?
-- 8th of 7, Aug 27 2017


If you did daredevil tricks on a motorbike whilst weaving in mid air, would your stage name be Weavel Knievel?
-- xenzag, Aug 27 2017



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