Install Gene Kelly's Door, and you never have to worry about forgetting your keys again. This is because it's a door entry system that requires you to perform a short tap dance on its specially adopted front step. When the dance pattern corresponds to that already stored in the system, the door opens.
Get it wrong and you're treated a dousing with water from above, delivered to the tune of 'Singing In The Rain' to help you try again.-- xenzag, Sep 17 2012 Once you get in, you can hopefully figure out the lift... Interpretative_20Da...0Elevator_20Callingsimply shameless [RayfordSteele, Sep 17 2012] Tap pattern on phone http://www.google.c...v=onepage&q&f=false [leinypoo13, Sep 17 2012] Is this to be done on Mother Kelly's doorstep?-- MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 17 2012 Good idea [+]. Relevant but not prior art from blackberry people[link].-- leinypoo13, Sep 17 2012 // specially adopted front step //
So even if it's actually someone else's front step, you treat it like it's your own ? Very altruistic -- 8th of 7, Sep 17 2012 Get it wrong twice and it's, Slaughter On Fifth Avenue....Yours.-- Lesser Spotted Kiwi, Sep 18 2012 That's going to be amazingly popular with your neighbours when you stagger home at 0243 on a Sunday morning -- 8th of 7, Sep 18 2012 It will make your neighbour Fred uh, stare.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Sep 18 2012 groans..... but excellent-- xenzag, Sep 18 2012 It may also make your eyes adore a Duncan.-- normzone, Sep 18 2012 // I may also make your eyes adore a Duncan.//
Ha,ha, pure genius-- Lesser Spotted Kiwi, Sep 18 2012 I can't take credit for it, actually I heard it at that watering hole based on the fake merchandise theme, the Bar Is Knockoff.-- normzone, Sep 18 2012 //Get it wrong and you're treated to a dousing with water from above, delivered to the tune of 'Singing in The Rain' to help you try again.//
Even that would be preferable to Frankie Vaughan singing 'Green Door'.-- Lesser Spotted Kiwi, Sep 19 2012 If it also tripped the light, that'd be fantastic.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Sep 20 2012 I would ask for ballet parking.-- xandram, Sep 20 2012 However, your inept dancing might cause Daniel, who otherwise wholly admires you, to depart. People would say "Look at your fan Dan go".-- hippo, Sep 20 2012 That would probably break him.-- normzone, Sep 20 2012 random, halfbakery