In the film Officer And A Gentleman, there is a scene where all of the recruits must escape from a helicopter that is dropped into a tank of water where it turns upside down.

This is all very well, but what would happen if any of the candidates were to find themselves trapped in a greenhouse filled with giant hungry centipedes and surrounded by advancing lava?

This is the type of scenario that Escape Even From Here College will train their students to deal with effortlessly.

All sorts of potential escape situations are presented in the form of mad scenarious made totally realistic by elaborate props and realistic sets.
Tumbling down a steep slope inside a shipping container shelved up inside with a collection of rare Chinese tea pots? - easy!
Or how about being on the top of a crumbling 1950's tower block with only a bag of coal, an aran jumper and two sacks of dried banana skins to use in order to escape before it totally collapses?

Nothing is too strange for Escape Even From Here College - standing upside down with your bare feet glued to the stationary propellor blade of a large ship waiting to be launched? Escape Even From Here - with one bound he was totally free!
-- xenzag, Jun 04 2023

This is a college, not a book.
-- xenzag, Jun 04 2023


Escape this giant oven, filled with expanding croissants.
-- RayfordSteele, Jun 04 2023


You are trapped reading a series of dull and plodding criticisms from pedantic halfbakers, who get a bit shirty if you criticise them. Lets see you escape from that!
-- pocmloc, Jun 04 2023


Somewhat tangential to this idea, I think that there should be a "Pelham 123" theme park ride
-- hippo, Jun 05 2023



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