When you drive into one of the many "Ganesha Twins Will Wash Your Car" garages, you are greeted by the seated figures of the twin Ganeshas, between which you park your vehicle (having paid the appropriate activation fee).
The figures, which are of course mechanical and hydraulic wonders, spring into animated motion. The trunks deliver the soapy water, while the multiple arms are each equipped with sponges which they use in circular movements over the surface of the car. The twin Ganeshas move in harmony with each other, finishing the job with a trunk hosing and blasts of hot air also delivered from that most versatile appendage.
Twanging, sitar type musical accompaniment, is an option.
Franchises may be available for your area.-- xenzag, Oct 05 2012 Ganesha http://medemon.com/...nesha-wallpaper.jpgin dancing mode [xenzag, Oct 05 2012] Ganesha twins will wash you The_20Personal_20Car_20Wash_20Experience [theircompetitor, Oct 08 2012] Really ought to have been Vishnu, the maintainer.-- theleopard, Oct 05 2012 Vishnu has no trunk.-- xenzag, Oct 05 2012 But he is omnipotent, so should get the job done quicker. And potentially more thoroughly.-- theleopard, Oct 05 2012 You can set up a rival service, but people fear Vishnu, and may stay away. I'd be careful with that particular god.-- xenzag, Oct 05 2012 Vishnu you want rotating your tires.
[+] modified by the possibility of religious extremists storming my house and sitting in my favorite chair.-- FlyingToaster, Oct 05 2012 I thought people feared Shiva, the destroyer?-- theleopard, Oct 05 2012 They fear them all, but less so for Ganesha.-- xenzag, Oct 05 2012 Dream of Kalifoamication...-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 05 2012 What a gem of an idea. Many, many buns, I would give. +-- blissmiss, Oct 05 2012 Of course, instead of watching your car being washed while you're waiting you could go next door to that place where you order a glass of water and they serve you wine. I would sit on the patio so I could still hear the bhangra version of "Working at the Car Wash" though.
I will buy any religious extremists a drink.-- normzone, Oct 05 2012 Bun for the elephant god. + Car wash time has come Dust and grime soon gone Vehicles don’t fear Ganesha Protects from wind and the sun and the rain (We can be like they are) Drive in baby (Don’t fear Ganesha) Waxing is at hand (Don’t fear Ganesha) You will look really fly (Don’t fear Ganesha) It's a carwash man!-- DrBob, Oct 05 2012 where's the like button?-- po, Oct 05 2012 Every time I see this title, I keep thinking it's going to be two matching Japanese ladies in thick white make-up with very daintily sized sponges.-- TomP, Oct 06 2012 two halfbuns-- Voice, Oct 06 2012 //I keep thinking it's going to be two matching Japanese ladies in thick white make-up with very daintily sized sponges.// .... ha - that's "Giesha Twins Will Wash Your Car", this idea being the sister of "Sumo Twins Will Flatten Your Car" (when it's ready for the scrap yard!)-- xenzag, Oct 06 2012 [Dr. Bob], you are one sick puppy, and I deliver that as a compliment.-- normzone, Oct 07 2012 [doffs cap].-- DrBob, Oct 08 2012 random, halfbakery