Replace your entire front door with a giant replica rat-trap. Leave a long stick beside the door, and when someone wants to call, they use the stick to spring the trap.-- xenzag, Nov 10 2007 Rat trap http://www.longcree...images/P1010031.JPGAustralian version [xenzag, Nov 10 2007] I now know who the person is who autobones every single one of my ideas. Figured it out today. It's appropriate as this is my final posting here. Time for a rest.-- xenzag, Nov 10 2007 Rest in Peace (=)-- Shadow Phoenix, Nov 10 2007 You're not going to tell us who you think it is are you?-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Nov 11 2007 random, halfbakery