Used to work on wierd and wacky high-tech projects using leading-edge technology, more for the buzz and the geek status points than for the actual money.

Amazingly, still not dead, despite people trying really really hard ....

Designated "8th of 7" by cow-orkers because of a severe, virulent technology addiction. When the Borg do arrive on planet Earth, will be banging on the door wanting in. Expected response: "No, go away - you're too wierd. Here's a pound for a cup of tea, now go and bother someone else".

Has recently realised (too late) that he is turning into Wally (from the Dilbert strips)

Hates children, horses, children, cats, children, cats, children and ex-wife (no children). Loves vehicles, projectile weapons, beer, chocolate, watching bad things happen to small noisy children, tot-thumping, small hairy dog and girlfriend (not necessarily in that order).

Favourite quote/saying: "I love the smell of Napalm in the morning...."

Heroes: Field Marshal Montgomery, Sam Vimes.

Email: eighthofseven_"AT"_yahoo.co.uk

HBGC e+ p+ s+ g+ B++ A++ n+ G r++ E++ C V+ a I+ t+ Z X-- T+ D

Notes:

#include <EOSSACR.H> denotes

Insert "Eighth Of Seven's Standard Anti-Cat Rant" here; a long-winded, detailed,venomous, spite-laden diatribe against any and all things feline.

#include <EOSSAER.H> denotes

Insert "Eighth Of Seven's Standard Anti-Equine Rant" here; a long-winded, detailed,venomous, spite-laden diatribe against any and all things equine.

#include <EOSSAHR.H> denotes

Insert "Eighth Of Seven's Standard Anti-Handbag Rant" here; a long-winded, detailed,venomous, spite-laden diatribe against the rubbish and clutter that women insist on lugging round in their handbags.

This saves typing, cutting-and-pasting, and space on the HB server.

(Eighth of Seven is single, has no female friends (or indeed any friends at all), lives with his mother, collects edged weapons and likes to dress in black a lot).

#include <GNU_TERRY_PRATCHETT.H #include <GNU_P.H.DEAR.H>

[Jun 11 2002, last modified Mar 26 2020]

19" Rack mounting drinks cooler. (+6, -3)
2020 Trick-or-Treater Deterrent (+3)
21st Century Fawkes (+2, -3)
.22 air rifle chainshot (+1)
360/360/360 Christmas tree rotator (0)
A Case Of Diahorrea (+13, -4)
A Monument To European Financial Unity (+15, -1)
A truly Dickensian Christmas (+5)
A wash-out of a movie (+2)
Abolish oceans (+2)
Aboption (+7)
Account snapshot link (+10, -1)
Accurate local clock (+6)
Activity related voicemail (+13, -1)
Additional typographical symbols (+1, -1)
ADSL civil defence alert box and app (+7, -2)
Advert candle (+1)
Aerosol handle with laser designator (+5)
Aesthetic improvement mask service (-1)
After-party alcohol recovery vacuum system (+3, -1)
Afterlife blockchain (+6)
Aftermarket 110V alternator (0)
Aftermarket tablet sunvisor (+9, -1)
Agressive Shopping Prosthetics (+3, -2)
Aircraft hold sale (0)
Aircraft rejector seat (+11)
Airport security pre-screening service (+6)
Alarm clock collar (+2)
Alarm patch (+6)
Alex (+2, -2)
Alexarachnid (+9)
Alien Abduction Verification Bureau (+7, -6)
Allergy alert bracelet (+3, -5)
Alternative Fonts/Languages (+1)
Altruistic Lottery Tickets (+3, -2)
Anachronisms for Archaeologists (+4)
Analgesic socks (+5)
Anchronistic Innovation Competition (+5)
AnDrone (0)
Animal adoption delivery (+6)
Animal trials (-1)
Animated OLED touchscreen globe (+1)
Animatronic rattlesnake (+13)
Annual advent calendar (+2)
Annual Fiction-to-Fact convergence review (+3)
Anonymised automotive weather data collection (+4, -1)
Anorak button (+4)
Anti-bear airbed (0)
Anti-collision boom microphone (+2)
Anti-Coronavirus coronet (+3)
Anti-fogging car mask (+3)
Anti-greeneye phone app for dog pictures (+1)
Anti-Siege Gas Meter (+1, -2)
AntiMilk (+4, -4)
Antimothers Anonymous (+4, -2)
Antiprofiling (+1)
Antisocial distancing kit (+1)
Appliqué urban anti-vehicle mine (+1, -1)
Armchair Tank (+4, -4)
Art for Art's Sake (+2, -3)
Artificial bobsleigh ride (+2)
Artificial horizon endoscope (+6)
Artificial Walnut (+11, -5)
Artillery Golf (+24, -2)
Arts of Darkness (+4)
Asbestos dirty bomb (+6)
Ash Globes (+4, -1)
Asymmetric sleeping turban (+3)
Attack of the Chinese Muslims ... (+6, -4)
Augmented reality air combat (+7)
Augmented Reality Christmas Lights (+1)
Augmented reality safety goggles for dogs (+1)
Auschwitz, Texas (+1)
Author experience service (+8, -1)
Autism World (+6, -3)
Automatic airbag trigger transponder (+3, -2)
Automatic boot studs (+2)
Automatic Food Irradiation Fridge (+6, -3)
Automatic proof of posting mailbox (+6)
Automotive MCBs (+1)
Autorhinoscope (+13, -1)
Aviation lifejacket practice seat (+7)
Baboon's Bum Bicycling Briefs (+18, -2)
Baby Changing Room (+8)
Bacon Slicer (+11, -1)
Badger Trebuchet (+4, -2)
Bag of fake dog mess (+3)
Bagpipe hunting (+2)
Bakers on a train (+3)
Baking with the boys (+5, -1)
BASE jumping rocket assist (+1)
Bat-watching glasses (+6)
Bath/shower plughole waste disposal (+1)
Bath soap with LED light (+11)
Battlefield tours by tank (+14)
Be A Registered Trespasser (+13, -5)
Bear-proof autonomous vehicle (+2)
Beards Nest Soup (+11)
Beekeeper's bee suit (+10)
Belt-fed pyrotechnic jackhammer (+4)
bicycle collision avoidance system (+4)
Bifocal binoculars (+5)
Big Brother Lamp Post (+8, -9)
Big Bugs (+5)
Biker's Barber Shop (+6, -1)
Bin-quenching lamp post. (+7, -1)
Binocular-sharing clip on cameras (+2)
Biochemistry and Theoretical Physics Musical (+2)
Biocide-dispensing toilet seat (0)
Bird's Nightmare Topping (+6, -3)
Blatantly Idiotic Predictions For 2012 (+9)
Blatantly Idiotic Predictions For 2013 (+10)
Blatantly Idiotic Predictions For 2014 (+3, -1)
Blatantly Idiotic Predictions for 2020 (+6)
Blatantly Intelligent Prediction for 2021 (+9)
Bleating sheep facemask (+6, -2)
Bleeping slow-start lamp (+2)
Blood Rink (+4, -1)
Blood sample storage (0)
Blue flashing lights for vets (+10, -1)
Bluetooth Compact Flash memory card (-1)
Bluetooth earpiece with remote-controlled scratching brush (+12, -1)
Bluetooth private chat network (+9, -1)
Bolt and screw replacement service (+7)
Bond Villain for President (0)
Borgflakes (+2)
Borgroll (+3)
Boss pedal (+12, -5)
Bottle centrifuge frame (+2)
Bouncy Hadrian's Wall (+9, -1)
Bouncy Trenches (+2)
Box-junction mini roundabout (+3)
Bradbury Memorial Beacon (+15, -1)
Braille Teleprompter/Autocue (0)
Brain Police (+10)
Brain Strop (+5, -1)
Bread-and-butterknife (+11, -1)
Bread Frisbee™ (+6)
Bread Pen (+14)
Breathability warning smoke/gas mask (+3)
"Brexit"-brand product line (+6)
Bridge-o-scope (+9, -1)
Brightener (+2)
Bubbawocky (+12)
Bubblegum roads (+4)
Building The Wall (+1, -1)
Built-in Christmas lights (+3, -1)
Bull-Pup Musket (+13, -1)
Bundled weedkiller antidote (+2)
Burger with a hole (+13, -6)
Bus-mounted mailbox (+10, -1)
Bus Passenger Rear View Mirrors (+5)
Bus Stop Sundial (+31, -1)
Butane-resistant bicycle inner tube (+2, -3)
Butter Mallet (+4)
Calibrated coins (+6)
Calling Interoffice Rescue (+4)
Camera view laser cone (+2)
Canned food microwave (+4, -4)
CAPTCHAcryption (+12)
Car-cooler ramscoop (+1, -2)
Car door doppler alert (+5, -3)
Car flotation airbag system (+4, -3)
Car Helmet (+1)
Car seat deckchair (+4)
Car signal halyards (+16, -4)
Car temperature pager alarm (+6, -3)
Car toolkit (+7)
Car water bowl for dogs (+6, -2)
Carbonmonoxideated Drinks (-10)
Carpet slippers (+4)
Carpsules (+2)
Cat Ejection Pack (+35, -2)
Cat Vaper (+2, -2)
Category - Science:Geology (+1)
Caterpillarbox (+6, -4)
Caterpillarmaran (+9)
Ceiling-mounted mixer tap (+1)
Celebrity Aroma Candles (-1)
Celebrity Bread (0)
Cellphone destruction bag (+6, -1)
Cellphone fetching drone (+1)
Cellphone flashlight (+4, -1)
Centrally Heated Bath Tub (+1)
Centre parting Christmas Cracker (+2)
Centrifugal fishtank (+4, -3)
Cephalopod Bagpipe Cover (+5, -1)
ChairPack (+3)
Chameleon cables (+6)
Change disinfector (+4)
Changing tone key click (+6)
Channel Charge (0)
Chapel of Restaurant (+3)
Check-in Checklist (+10)
Checkout Queue Bouncers (+13, -3)
Chell Specker (+14, -1)
Chemiluminescent bumpers (+3)
Chequebook Toilet Paper (-1)
Chocabuse (+3, -2)
Chocolate coins worth what they weigh (+7)
CHP - Combined Hospital and Power (+7)
Christmas cracker card (+4)
Christmas Crackers for dogs (+3, -1)
Christmas decorations (+6)
Christmas gifts by democracy (+4)
Christmas LED lights razor wire (+14)
Christmas Padding (+3)
Christmas present QR receipt stickers (+3)
Christmas Robin Clock (+1)
Christmas tableaux (+4)
Christmas Warning Campaign (+1)
Circuit breaker with current transmitter (0)
Classic literature, contemporary technology. (+10, -2)
Clip-on crossguard (+3)
Clockwork Orange Clock (+1)
Close harmony honking (+2, -1)
Clothing with integral seatbelt (+5)
Cloud height coloured smoke rocket (+19, -1)
Clown funeral (+13)
Coaster Concordia (+5)
Cochlear implants for the profoundly hard of thinking (+3, -2)
Codeable power cell (+1)
Coffee fountain airbag (+3)
Coin-operated public shredder (+5)
Cold-blooded cookery (+4)
ColdMail (+12)
Collision experience for learners (+2)
Coloured Coal (+11)
Coma slimming (+3, -1)
Combat Kilt (+3, -1)
Combined cellphone and brass knuckles (+5)
Combined ear defenders and goggles (-1)
Combined line trimmer and metal detector. (+12)
Combustion egg timer (+4)
Commonsense Action Movie (+13, -4)
Commuter train de-crowder (+2)
Compass glasses (+2)
Competetive Cat Skinning (+10, -6)
Compressed air, heat and power (+5)
Compressed-air powered guard's whistle. (+3)
Computer: Pyrotechnics (+4)
Concentric triple-expansion marine steam engine (+6)
Configurable art goggles (0)
Consistent-position two way switch (+9)
Constant Profile Undergarments (+2)
Contact lens clock (+11, -2)
Contentious will service (0)
Continuous-flow lungs (+10, -2)
Cooler and Tie (+1)
Copenhaagen-Dasz Ice Cream (+5, -1)
Copyright the "h" prefix (-3)
Corbynite (+2)
Cornea reflection sensing remote (+5)
Coronavirus bathing cap (+2)
Coronavirus golf ball (+2)
"Coronavirus: The Musical" (+3, -1)
Coronavirus Zorb™ (+8)
"Corporal Jones" survival autoinjector (+1)
Cosmetic elbowcaps (+3)
Coughing cigarette packet (+4, -1)
Coulombo (+9)
Countable war memorial (+1)
Counterbalanced pizza carrier (+7)
Court Bar (+2, -3)
COVID-19 jigsaw puzzle (+3, -2)
Crane tower crane (0)
Crashproofed SD card enclosure (+2)
Cricket score bedlinen (+2)
Crime Scene Kit (+3)
Crinkle Whistle (+3)
Croonervirus (+1, -1)
Crowdsourced Seismometry (+9)
Crown Cork Roadway (+3)
CSI: Dadaab (+6)
CSI hotel staff (+2)
CSS Hunley (0)
"Cuddly Monster" children's hand Sanitizer dispenser (+3)
Cummerbund for girls (+8, -2)
Curse Vending Machine (+12, -3)
Custard-filled child safe Bangalore Torpedo (+2)
Custom Effigies in Carbonite (+2)
Cyclist safety buffer (+2, -3)
Cynics Anonymous (+12, -3)
Daily-wear environment suit for citizen scientist research (+3)
Dalek road cones (+8, -3)
Damnatio Memoriae Porcorum (+2, -1)
"Dark" warning signs (+5)
Darwin Appliances (+6, -4)
Death Star Underwear (+10)
Death Transmitter (+7)
Degraded reality view (+4, -1)
Degrees of Separation warning (+3)
Dennis Potter and the Philosopher Stoned (+4)
DensAir (-1)
Dentists on a plane (+6, -2)
Depleted Uranium long case clock weights (+9, -1)
Designer vacuum (+3)
Despicable Dyslexic Me (+4)
Detachable camera for drones (+3)
Dignitas Vouchers (+4)
Disaster Names (+7)
Dishonest gas (+4)
Disposable baby bottle (+2, -5)
Disposable trolley tokens (+6, -3)
DIY Lip Clamp (+4)
DIY Recorded Delivery (-1)
Do I Look Famous ? (+6)
Doctor WHO (+2)
Dog Alarm Clock (+11, -1)
"Dog" setting for electric windows (+4)
Dogproof trousers with airbag (-1)
Domestic multi-dial astronomical analog clock (+2)
Domestic power outage clock (+2)
Domestic shredder/log maker (+8)
Dominos Piazza (+2, -1)
Door reminder (+2)
Double barrel aerosol spray (+3)
Double-ended storm chasing vehice (+1, -1)
Double-hinged refrigerator door (+4)
Double-life celebrity cross-referencing scheme (+3)
Double-sided wrapping paper (+3)
Double sided Zip-Loc® food bag (+1)
Drama at 35,000 feet (+9)
Dream Ombudsman (+1)
Drink-drive taxi kit (0)
Driver-dynamic license plate (+7, -4)
Driver's side trash bin (+9)
Drone Cops (+3, -1)
Dual-control bedside light (+4)
Dual level adaptable four poster guest bed. (+3, -1)
Dual mode router (+4, -1)
Dual Purpose Accelerator Tunnel (+2)
Dual-tyre rims (+3)
Dummies Books For Dummies (-1)
Dummy e-cigarette (+7)
DuoScooter (+5)
Dupuytren's Contracture Prevention Gloves (+7, -1)
"Dutch Reach" targeting graticule. (0)
E24 hotness colour codes (+2)
Ear piercing by mail (+7, -4)
Earthquake bed (+7)
Eat The Bad Tuna (+5)
Ebay UserID cross reference (+3)
Egg slicer (+6)
Elder care non-threatening animatronic animal nanny cam (+7)
Electric shock tennis ball (+1, -6)
Electrically assisted programmable fitness bicycle. (+5)
Electrically heated fake dog (+4)
Electrolytic oxy-propane blowtorch system (+3)
Electron Harvester (+3)
Elevator alarm with duplex video (+4)
Emergency exoskeleton kit for buildings (+2, -1)
Emergency faith pack (+5, -1)
Energy source indicator (0)
Engine-bay cupholder (+10)
English to EENG-LEESH phrase book (+4, -1)
Enhanced Eustachian Tubes (+7)
"Enough, already !" cameo (0)
Enteric capsule for microSD card (0)
eReader gallows (+3)
Escher's Ketchup (+7, -1)
EscherLand (+3)
Ethereal socks (+5)
etis rorrim yrekabflaH (+13)
EU mandate for Belgium (+3, -1)
EvaCar (+3, -2)
Evil Genius Contracting Company (+13, -4)
Expand the UK (+5, -1)
Expandio-ad-absurdum lugggage system (+5)
Externally reloadable paper dispenser (+1)
Extreme Commuting by V-1 Replica (+12, -1)
Eye Fell Tower (+5, -1)
F-117 microwave cookware (+5)
Fürst annual HalfBakery “Wo ist der Führer ?” programming competition. (+5, -1)
Facepalming cat statuette (+4, -1)
Faecal recogntion cat door (0)
Fair Usage Toilet Paper Alarm (+4)
Fairer data pricing (+2)
Fake artificial leg (+4, -1)
Fake dirty water dog bath (+15, -1)
Fake drone balloon (+6)
Fake huge bushy beard facemask (+6)
Fake PHEV charging lead (+3)
Fake spider selection box (+5)
Fall-arrest unicycle training system (+3)
Fan Door (+1)
Fanjet-propelled sub chaser (+4)
Fantasy Historical Cabinet (+6, -1)
Fashion bar (+6, -1)
Father Covidmas (+1, -1)
Feelgood Burkha (+3, -5)
Fellowship of the Ring walking holiday (+3, -1)
Ferrofluid ceiling paint (+8)
FetchBot (+11)
Fibre optic bathroom uplighter (0)
Fibre-optic binocular tweezers (+2)
Fiddler Crab Earthmover (+7)
Fig Newton's Cradle (+5)
Fight hunger with surgery (+2, -3)
Fingerprint Fire Alarm Call Point (+3, -1)
Fire alarm (+6)
Fire Escape Futures Trading (+2, -2)
Fire escape shrub (+6)
Firework Christmas Decorations (+8)
Fisherman's Foes (+3)
Fitted carpet bombing (+35)
Flak-In-The-Box (+4, -1)
Flame War Extinguisher (+1, -2)
Flash Crispies (+3)
Flash Shaver (+6)
FlashWallpaper (+17)
Flat Cap Magnetic Cat Flap (+1, -2)
Flatpacked emergency aquarium (+4)
Flip-over additional pinnae for scary situations (+4)
Fluid-filled treble glazing (+1)
Flushable kitchen bin. (+5, -2)
Flushable literature (+7)
Flying monkeys (+3)
Food vending on buses (+4)
Football Pyramid (+3)
Forced draught cooled cycling cape (+6)
Forest fire power generation (+8)
Former Smoker Logo (+3, -9)
Foucault's Pedalo (0)
Fractal Christmas tree (+3)
Frangible toast-drinking glasses (+1)
Frankenstein 451 (+3, -2)
Free pizza by algebra (+4, -1)
Freeze Dried Albatross Kite (+1)
Fruit and nut kayak (+12, -1)
Fruit Machine Payphone (+4)
Fuel pump with air line (+3)
Full Metal Jacket Potato (+11)
Furniture with structured cabling (+4)
Game Of Thrones (+4)
Gas condensing high bypass hot air balloon burner (+6)
Gas-lit Christmas tree (+6)
Gastronomic malaria control (0)
Gates Foundation. (+7, -1)
Geek Court (+3, -4)
Generational remakes (+1, -5)
Geostationorrery Orrery (+2, -2)
Geriatric autochurner (+9)
Giant Carveable Seasonal Vegetables (+3)
Giant Garden Umbrella (+3)
Giant Microlight (+6, -1)
Giant Spitfire (+13, -2)
Glass bicycle (+4)
Glass-bottomed carriage (+4, -1)
"Glass Eye" doorknob (+9)
Glove-box fridge (+7, -3)
Glow-in-the-dark bathroom nuclear waste disposal (+11)
"Gnawing guilt" Christmas card delivery service (+3)
Go-Am action camera (0)
Google MoleView (+25)
Google Sneak View (+5, -1)
Google™ Spark (+1, -2)
Gothic Windmill (+2)
Gourmet communion (+9, -2)
Government Franchises (+7, -3)
Graphite rink (+8, -1)
Gratuitous Dr. Who cameo appearances (+6)
"Great Panjandrum" rail-guided ferris wheel for commuting (+3)
Gridlock road-rage riot control (-3)
Grimly realistic snow globes (+19)
Ground power vehicle aircon (0)
GSM scrambler soft codec (+5)
GSM SIM form-factor chip-and-PIN card (+1)
Guide bears (+8)
Gun organ (+6)
Hair Fidget Police (+1, -6)
Half life jackets (+2, -12)
Half-timbered spectacles. (-2)
HalfBake Hotel (+6)
Halfbakeorrery (+3)
HalfBaker Emoticon (+20)
Halfbaker Gender Indication Icon (Optional) (+7, -12)
HalfBaker "total score" (+3, -10)
Halfbakery 2018 Christmas Carol (+17)
Halfbakery: April Fool Idea. (+6)
Halfbakery Coat of Arms (+12, -3)
HalfBakery Confessional (+4)
Halfbakery Halloween Story (+5, -2)
Halfbakery:homepage:Time (-1)
Halfbakery idea generator wizard (+1, -1)
HalfBakery "If" (+20)
Halfbakery keyboard (+5)
Halfbakery Prior Art Placeholder (+2)
Halfbakery Standard Responses (+27, -1)
HalfBakery Street Peculiers (+7)
Halfbakery "Troll-In-Residence" Exchange Programme (+7, -3)
Halfbeakery II (+4)
HalfWacky Races (+4, -2)
Handheld laser triangulation measure (+3)
Hands-free Autoproctoscope (+1)
Happy Pils (+2, -1)
Hazard light fast flash system (+5)
Headrest jacket (+3)
Heat-sensing boots (+3)
Heated false forehead (+4)
HeightWatchers (+11)
Helicopter helpline (0)
Helmet strap alarm (+4)
Help the Normal (+4, -2)
Helter-Skelter roller-coaster automatic shoeshine (+3)
Heroic Brexit (0)
HF-cleaned champagne flutes (+4)
Hi-vis for elephants (+3)
Higgs toaster (+1)
High efficiency Dark Energy lamp (+2)
High frequency inductive trousers (+3)
High Heeled Clown Boots (+7)
High pressure moveable washbasin (+4)
High speed whole body automatic shower (+7)
Hindenburg sky lantern (+6, -1)
Hitman on Prescription (+3, -1)
Hobbit crossover movie (+3, -1)
Home Occupancy Simulation Software (+3)
Home toilet tissue maker (+11)
Home water pumps (+3, -2)
Homeopathic Aromatherapeutic Reiki Reflexology (+4)
Homeopathic peacekeeping force (+17, -2)
Hospital Car Park Hospital (+6)
Hot air balloon harpoon (+10)
Hot beverage district heating (+14, -1)
Hotel Paranoid's Paradiso (+4, -1)
House Allergen Signs (+3)
Housewives On Mars Ecosphere Challenge (+5)
Hovering control tower (+2, -1)
How The Other Fifth Struggle (+6, -1)
Howling stop line (+4, -2)
Hubcap reconciliation service (+4)
Human-scale snakes and ladders. (+8, -2)
Hurricane Wall (+4)
Hybrid commuter rail-trolleybus (0)
Hybrid Diesel-electric all wheel drive articulated goods vehicle (+1)
Hydraulic ducted prop for narrowboats (+1)
Hydraulic recuperator system for muzzle-loading shipboard cannon. (+5)
Hydraulic self-powered semi-automatic canal locks (+6)
Hydrogen Offsetting Scheme (+6)
Hygenic tissue box (+5, -3)
Hypergolic Christmas pudding (+2)
Hypodermic-ready clothing (+4)
Ice alert lamp post (+10)
Ice Thickness Sensing Boots (+7)
Idea glue (+7)
Idea Search Ranking (+3)
iGor (+9, -1)
Igorrery (+7)
Immortality coffin (+5)
Improper Space Spitfire (-1)
In-drive refuelling (+5, -4)
In This Bleak Midwinter (0)
Inaccupuncture (+8, -2)
Incoming call time limit (+6)
Inconspicuous fireproof immersion suit with integral smoke hood (+5)
Incontinence garment dispenser for corporate washrooms (+4)
Indecisive Menu (+3)
Indiana Holmes and the Curse of the Philosopher's Jurassic Black Pearl (+5)
Indignitas (+7, -1)
Indoor snowman booth (+3)
Inflatable collar travel vest (+4)
Inflatable famous singer survival system (+5)
Inflatable Jesus life preserver (+7)
Ingenius Barsterds (+1)
Inside-out mosquito net (+12, -4)
Institute for Sustainable Conflict (+9, -1)
Instructional 7-segment confectionery (+6)
Instructions for children (+2)
Integrated car airbed (+4, -1)
Intelligence/stupidity geological map (+2, -1)
Intentional H5N1 exposure (+3, -2)
Interleaved human/dog biscuits (+8)
Internal Combustion olympics (+5)
Invisible eggtimer (+7)
Isomorphic soap (+11)
Jarb Security (+3)
Jellyfish protein as animal food (+7)
Jolly Liferafts (+9)
Jurassic Parquet (+4, -1)
Just After Hogwarts (+4, -2)
Kevlar ice-cream tub (+6)
Kidney switch (+2)
Kitchen crusher for glass bottles (+15, -2)
Kittennis (+6, -3)
Klein Bottle Blender (+2, -1)
Klein Bottle Saxophone (+9, -1)
Klein Bottle Thermos Flask (-1)
Klein Bottle Toilet Roll (+4, -5)
Knee Trumpet (+1)
Knight Vision Goggles (+2)
Koala Scuttle (+3, -1)
Ku Klux KlansMan (+4, -15)
Lagrange Birthdays (+10, -1)
Lamp failure warning (+6)
Language preservation by military training (+7)
Laryngitis pills (+12, -3)
Laser-etchable silkscreen mesh (+1)
Laser Flare Path (+6)
Laser power transfer locomotive (+4, -1)
Laser projection wristwatch (0)
Laundry basket input scanner (+2)
Lava flow nuclear waste disposal (+10, -7)
Lava lamp with real molten lava (0)
Lava wells (+7)
Lawbreakers (+1)
Lawnmower oil temperature gauge (+4)
LED-light effect filter (-5)
Left- and Right-handed keyboard (+6)
Legacy voice artist sampling (+4)
Lethal Weapon Training (+1)
Level crossing ha-ha (+21, -3)
Levites (+2, -3)
Lifeboat rollers (+1)
Lifeguard trebuchet (+19, -2)
Lifelike animatronic rodent (+4)
Lifestyle Grudge Match (+2, -4)
Light aircraft smoke mask (+4)
Linkable Halfbakery Pun Libraries (+5, -3)
Links to annotations (+4, -2)
Lipid Olympics (-1)
Liqueur Chocolate Bottle (+11, -1)
Liquor delivery service (+4)
Listen to teacher (+3, -2)
Lithium-ion battery in Compact Flash I/II form factor (-1)
Little Rockets (0)
Llama herder holidays (+8, -1)
Llyswr (+2, -9)
Local/Remote/Autonomous circuit racing (+3)
Locomotive generator (+4)
Lonely Road Drive Plan System (+10)
Long-drop podiums (+1, -1)
Lottery with Violence (+1, -11)
Lovecraft goes Steampunk (+3)
Low-Cal sweetener in drinks machines (+6, -1)
Möbius sticky tape (+4)
Münchausen syndrome by proxy excuse service. (+3, -1)
M3 Lee police car (0)
Machinable Cheese (+16, -1)
Magazine-fed Christmas Nutcracker (+2)
Magnetic floor child management (+4, -1)
Mains networked voice-activated smart speaker (+3)
Management Information Club (+4)
Mandatory autonomous LED parking lights. (+10, -1)
Mandatory ink colour indicator for non-refillable pens (+3, -1)
Mandatory packaging re-use design (+10)
Manly air freshener (+29, -2)
Marked unPolice cars (+8, -8)
Mars Resort (+6)
Mask attachment ear piercings (+3)
Massive Inflatable Ego (+15)
Mathematical doughnuts (+11)
Matryoshka tables (+4)
Maximally bright lamp (+4)
Medical receptionist video screening (+2)
Medieval Siege Engine Condiment Set (+26)
Mediterranean Walking (+5)
Meet Your Ancestors (+3)
Memento Mori Motorcycle Helmet (+3, -4)
Memento Moron (+4, -6)
Memory metal tinsel (+5)
Mercury refrigerator (+5)
MetaLighter (+2)
Microwaveable elephants (+4)
Midwynter Murders (+4)
Migrant donors (+1, -4)
Mild Concern Clock (+2, -1)
Military Olympics (+13)
Milk alarm (+6)
Milligram (+3)
Mime Spies (+5)
Minimalist airline (+3)
Mirror face mask (+3)
Mission: HalfPossible (+10)
Mobile navigation beacon balloons (+4)
Monobifocals (+5)
Moore Slaw (+4)
MorDoorbell (+7)
"More of the same" recycling/waste container (+2)
More verdicts (+4)
Morgan, P.I. (+2)
Mortamins (+3)
Mosquito attractant/repellent sprays (+7)
Mosquito coil hat (+5)
Most Creatively Spoilt Ballot Prize (+3)
Mothbusters (+4, -1)
Motorbike helmet gas connector (+3)
Motorcycle helmet filter collar (+4)
Mouse capsules (+4)
Mouse Trump Game (0)
Movie-linked designed food (+5)
Movie nail assortment box (+5)
Mr iBad (+7, -2)
Mug-handle sensing microwave oven (+1)
Multi-species face masks (+1, -1)
Multicomponent riot control smoke round (+2, -2)
Multiperson human-powered aircraft (+10)
Muppet checkouts (+8, -3)
Mushroom cloud umbrella (+6)
Musical Leaders (+3, -1)
Name Rationing (+3, -1)
Narrowboat aircraft carrier (+4)
National Enquirer's Christmas Vacation (+3)
National Hysteria Museum (+5)
Nemesis Man (+4)
Newspeak spellchecker/dictionary for MSWord (+3)
Night Vision For All (+11, -3)
Nightlight/flashlight switch (+1)
Nighttime bedframe guide strips (+4)
Nike Line (+5)
No-read list (+2, -2)
Non-electric car competition (+11)
Non-perjorative place name revisions (+5, -3)
Non-pornographic nude space movie (+4, -4)
Non-touchscreen alert (+1)
Nose cancelling headphones (+7)
Nothing To See Here (+6)
NSA/GCHQ-proof emails (+2)
Nuclear fusion flashbulb (+11)
Nuclear Lifeboat Sub (+6)
OBD-controlled mallet with audio abuse. (+3)
Obsessive-Compulsive Pedestrian's GPS (+6, -1)
Obvious Man (+3)
Old Scientist (+8)
Olympic Blindfold Shaving (+7, -2)
Olympic Rings Knuckleduster (+4)
Olympic Stone (+1, -1)
On-call Falconets at airports (0)
One-Armed Band-Aid (+8)
One nation, two laws ... (+2, -1)
One Way Headphones (+5)
Opaque eyelid tattoos (+9)
Open fire emulator (+4)
Optional Adulthood (+8, -2)
Orangeorrery (0)
Orbital window knocker (+8)
Organ Cockpit (+7)
"Organic" drugs (+9)
Orrery Chess (-1)
ORT-labelled soft drinks (+1)
OrwellWorld (+4)
Other:[Admiral] (+1, -2)
"Out of Europe" re-enactment (+3)
Overcoat with integral wristwatch (+4)
Overnight car protection airbag (+10)
Overnight tipping desk (+3)
Oxidiser carrier boost blend (+5, -1)
OxyQuitin (+1, -1)
Oxytocin antagonist (0)
Package unsealing RFID tag (+2)
Paired Museums (+5, -1)
Pancake buildings (+2)
Paper-cup cellphone (+5)
Paper Jam (+15, -2)
Parachutist "Flypaper" (+3)
Paramedic skydiver (+17, -2)
Paranoid Things (+14)
Partial Recall (+3)
Party Popers (+5)
Party wall heating unit (+2)
Passive - Aggressive Infra-Red Detector (+2)
Passive smoking dosimeter (+2)
Patient hangar rail (0)
PCA (+6)
Peace By Numbers (0)
Peckerheads (+7)
Pedal-activated toilet door catch (+8)
Peltier heat/cool clinic coffin (+2, -1)
Pentacles (+7, -1)
Perfect temperature teasmade (+2, -3)
Personal aftermarket aircraft shoulder straps (+4)
Personal barcode stamps (+10, -2)
Personal tethered drone bed fan (+10)
Personalised computer game (+1, -2)
Pet Paper (Cat Paper) (+8, -9)
Phone-screen transfer label (+2)
Physical ejection USB port (+6)
Physics Appeal Court (+8, -11)
Pirate Parrot Phone (+1)
Pirates (+40, -2)
Placebo Placenta (+4, -2)
Plainclothes Police Pickpockets (+3, -1)
Planetary species audit (+3, -9)
"Plasma ball" Christmas tree (+4)
"Plasma ball" Christmas tree lights (+6)
Plasma-globe touchball (+10)
Plug-in Hybrid Home Entertainment Vehicle (+4)
Pneumatic energy saver switch (+1, -2)
Pole reversal preemption (+1)
Political Hygiene 101 (-1)
Pompeii II (+5)
Poor Quality Historic Movies (+7)
Portable child hypoxicator (+4, -4)
Portable dog tether point (+2, -1)
Portable emergency flagpole (+4)
Portable folding pyrotechnic hovercraft (+11)
Portable massage chair workstation (+2)
"Ports of Entry" cartoons (+10, -1)
Positive-pressure laptop keyboard (+10)
Post-It Cuff (+8, -1)
Postmix milk blender (+4, -1)
Postmortem art price freeze (-1)
Pothole expansion kit (+4)
Practice Pancake (+2)
Pre-cremation vacuum dessicator (+5, -3)
Pre-Olympics Geek Contest (+8)
Pre-turbocharger Tesla valves (+9)
Precise Orrery (0)
Precision toaster (+6)
Prefitted car ferry anchors (+2)
Prepacked backpacker alpaca pickle package pack packer parka (-1)
Prepacked tablets with water. (+4, -1)
Prepaid grave desecration service (+21)
Preregistrered press biography auction site (+5, -2)
Pressurisation/autopilot interlock (+9)
Pretence-free ice hockey stick (+8)
Printable paper burkha headpiece (+18, -1)
Private Cruise Aircraft Carrier (+18, -2)
Private toilet sharing (+1)
Product sub-placement (+8)
Propane-fuelled Dragon (+17, -1)
Proper Party Popper (+2)
Psycho cat (+4, -4)
Purley Gates (+4)
Putty de foie gras (0)
Quadcopter wingman (+4)
Quality fire extinguisher (+5, -2)
Quentin Tarantino Coronavirus Public Information Broadcast (+1, -8)
Quiet Little Place (+5, -1)
"Quo Vadis ?" Public employee badge (+7, -6)
Radial implosion suicide vest (+2)
Radio-linked thermometer/hydrometer (+4)
Radioactive CVR/FDR tracer (+7)
Rail-stacked highway (+6)
Rain gauge alarm clock (+7)
Random home automation transmitter (+5)
Rant Booth (+7, -2)
Rationalised car controls (+4)
Rationalised day abbreviations. (+1)
Real-World First Person Shooter LaserMaze game (+3, -1)
Real-world vehicle capacity rating (+1)
Rearward-facing add-on child seats (+1)
Rechargeable wireless keyboard with attached wired mouse. (+2)
Reciprocating-piston internal combustion combined lighting-heating-generator unit (+5)
Reconfigurable spelling teaching chart (+5)
Recumbent hydrocycle scull racing (+5)
Recursive Economic Migration Control (-2)
Recycled Human Pet Food (+3, -6)
Reductio-ad-absurdum pool cue (+6, -2)
Reductio-ad-absurdum World Tour by Mail (+11)
Refrigerator/microwave combo (+3, -5)
Relativity Code (+1, -2)
Remoan Candle (+6, -2)
Remote control aerosol cap (+2)
Remote-control crutch balloons (+6)
Remote-controlled insecticide aerosol indoor spray array (+4)
Remote door lock status indicator (+4, -2)
Remote ringer (-3)
Remote signalling rodent trap (+2)
Renewable coal (+5)
Renewable energy GPS (+2)
Rent-A -Dwarf (+14, -3)
Rent-A-Vomitorium (+4, -4)
Repaint the Humber bridge reddish-brown (+5)
Repressional (-2)
Rescue Zombies (+29, -3)
Restarauntorrery (+6)
Reversing air horn (+1, -2)
Reversing training LCD rear window (+1, -1)
Rewrite Scurrilous Songs as Christmas Carols (+3)
Rhinitis mask (+2)
Rhino protection by gene therapy (+2)
Richard Dawkins' "A Christmas Carol" (+9)
Richard Dawkins "Shroud" Tea Towel (+13)
Right-click lookup (+2)
RIT(F)W(A) (+3, -2)
Roadsigns with travel times (-3)
Robotic chimney-climbing pigeon gun (+5)
Rolls-Royce Merlin (+3)
Roofed-in roads (+4)
Rucksack lifejacket (+4)
Rumblebirds (+16)
Rundgang der Frankreich (+2)
Safe World (+3)
Sale of indulgences (+8, -21)
Same crime, different day (+10)
Sander Claus (+2)
Sanitary Claus (+8)
Santa Clauseau (+2, -1)
Santa's sleigh hot air balloon (+3)
Satan's Christmas Grotto (+2)
Satanic laughter car horn (+2, -2)
Say not the Struggle ... (+6)
Say Yes To The Box (+3)
Schrödinger Cereal (+5, -4)
Schrödinger Fix (+5, -1)
Schrödinger Lager (+5)
Scintillation counter (+10)
Scooter train (+11, -2)
"Scrabbling kitten" toilet brush (+4, -1)
Screw With Their Heads (+4, -1)
Screwdriver Orrery (+3)
Search for volcano pairs (+3)
SeaSalt and Vinegar (+16, -1)
Seasonal solar lighting (+1, -2)
Seat-back Aircraft Instrument relay (+2)
Secure erase dashcam (+2)
Self-Acting Fire Escape Dog Door (+10)
Self-amalgamating concrete (+6, -1)
Self-calibrating equalizer (+3, -1)
Self-checkout attendant bracelet (+1, -1)
Self-cleaning food processor (+8)
Self-contained steam-powered elevator (+14)
Self-raising house (+10)
Self - reflating unmanned hydrogen blimp (+9)
Semi-toroidal centripetal aquarium (+7, -1)
Server Bag (+6)
Sewage Security (+6, -2)
SF6 escape tube (+5)
Shape-memory metal knuckles (+1)
Shave counter (+1)
Shiatsu Rucksack (+4)
Ship in/out of a bottle (+6)
Shopper's baseball cap with 2 way radio, quadrature direction finding antennae and head-up projection display. (+5, -2)
Shouting Pen Holder (+2)
Shower Noose (+6)
Shredder stove (+4)
Sierpinski dunking cookie (+8)
"Signature required " robotic arm (+6)
Simon Cowl (+4, -2)
Single-use eggtimer (+7)
Single-use home defence gun (+6, -3)
Single-use paper parachute (+11)
Single-use reverse osmosis urine to water converter (+8)
Single use self-destructing toaster (+20)
Six impossible things before breakfast. (+6, -3)
Slight misspelling game (+3, -1)
Small Enterprise Test (+3, -2)
Smart Blood (+5, -2)
Smart mains outlet with USB, remote control and networking (+3)
Smartphone case with automatic screen cleaner (+1, -1)
Smartphone "Third Eye" (+2)
Smelling aid (+7, -1)
SmellJet Printer (+6, -2)
Smoke catcher (+1, -3)
Snow Frisbee mould (+4, -1)
Social distancing mobility scooter (+1)
Socially-responsible FPS game (-1)
Solar powered pointless loud bang device (+7)
Solar powered triple expansion combined power and heat system (-1)
Sonar Claus (+4)
Sound-triggered window closer (+1)
South Georgian Gitmo (+3)
Spaghetti Carboneutral (+2)
Spaghetti Western Christmas Movie (+3)
Special overseas burial plots for Anglo-Saxon COVID-19 victims (+4, -2)
Specialized tandem roadway repair vehicles (+3)
Sphinx toilet paper holder (+17)
Sphygmomanometer collar (+3, -1)
Spider Bagpipes (+6)
Spiral stairwell (+1)
Spoof Museums (+8)
Spray-on mouse mat (+3)
Sprayable insecticide antidote (0)
Squeaker switch (+3)
Squeaky hinge compound (+8)
St. Joan of Arc arc lamp (+7)
Sta(i)rgate (+3)
Stairgate to Heaven (+3)
Standard of Dying Index (+18)
Standardised airline luggage (+37, -3)
Standardised Disaster Alert Device (+7)
Standardised House Number Plates (+5)
Statue of Libertarianism (+3, -6)
Stealth Lawnmower (+5)
Stealth Sky Lantern (+6, -1)
Steam bomb (+4)
Steam Locomotive Buttocks (+8)
Steam locomotive stove (+5)
Steampunk Lime Light head lamp (+4)
Sterile Sewage for Riot Control (+6, -1)
Stick-on cat flap (+2, -2)
Sticky note calendar (+1, -2)
Stilt Bus (+6, -2)
Stirling Engine Powered Composer (+5, -2)
Stochastic Cigarettes (+4, -1)
Stop teaching foreign languages (+2, -2)
Storm chasing suit (+3)
Street lamp public power outlet. (+13, -1)
Street View Baseball Cap (+2, -2)
Study of Giant Squid by cloning (+10, -4)
Submarine Sandwich (+4)
Submarine shaped cephalopod treats (+8, -1)
Subtitle justification committee (+4)
Sugar diversity training (+3)
"Suggestions Box" for hb taglines (+2)
Superhero Suit incorporating Protective Mask (+1)
Supermarket Glasses (+1)
Supermarket steerable webcams (+1, -2)
SurroundSound Anti-Mugging Jacket (+9)
Surveying digital camera (+1)
Synthesised speech ringtone (+6, -1)
Synthetic Intelligence Campaign (+5, -1)
Tablet touchscreen cleaning gloves (+3)
Tactile door entry system (+1)
Talk to yourself (+2)
Talking condiment bottle (+6)
Tantalus Toilet Paper Dispenser (+15)
TARDIS air travel (+3)
Tarmac the Thames (+1, -1)
TCP/IP on toast (+1)
TCP - UUCP harmonisation (-1)
Tea bag with milk (+6, -3)
Teach English as a foreign language (+6)
Technology Coroner (-2)
Telechiric Pimple Prodder (+2)
Telepresence shopping robot (+2)
Temporary pop-up paper spider (+1)
Terracotta Navy (+5)
Terror on Tatooine (+3)
Tesla taser payback pack (+7, -1)
The 21st Century House (+2, -1)
The Autocomplete Works of William Shakespeare (+7)
The Bleeding Obvious (+3, -2)
The Brexit Hymn (+5)
The Buchanan Family Anthem (+7)
The Canine Mutiny (+2, -1)
The Croissant and the Fishbone (+6)
The Fictional House Corporation (+15)
The Floor That Isn't There (+9)
The Fold Of The House Of Escher (+13)
The Fourth Element (+2, -1)
The Garden Of Earthly Delights (+3, -1)
The Ghoul with the Dagon tattoo (+5)
The Green Bun of the Little Yellow Troll (+12, -2)
The "Grimesby Roylott" SafeVarium (+2)
The Groundhog Channel (+2)
The Hand (and straight arm) Of Friendship (+2)
The Holy Handbag(-renade) of Grantham (0)
The Immigration Game (+3, -5)
The Importance Of Being Erwin (+19)
The Italian Job (+2, -2)
"The Italian Job" Redux (+4, -1)
The Light That Burned Twice As Bright (+9)
The London Ear (+3)
The Maus Trapp (+4)
The Peace of the Worlds (+12)
The Pink Planarians (+1)
The Pitcher Of Dorian Grey (+6)
The R-101 (+16, -1)
The Santaic Verses (+1)
The Science of the Lambs (+2)
The Slapper (+14)
The Stalliscope (+3, -4)
The Tale of Pita Rabbit (+1)
The Thirty-Nine Stops (+2)
The "Trollbusters" song (+8, -1)
The Village People (+12)
The Whateleytons (+1)
The Write Stuff (+3)
Thermite Flask (+4)
Thermite popcorn (+6)
Thermostat heater (+5)
"They Walk Amongst Us" test (+5)
Thinking Abstention Month (+3)
"Third Eye" flashing LED alarm (+2)
Third indicator (0)
Tidal force bathroom scale (+4)
Time-lag satellite imaging (-4)
Time Police (+5)
Tiny autonomous ironing steamroller (+23, -2)
Tiny Hands (+17)
Titanium SCUBA armour (+2)
Toddler assault course (+3, -2)
Toenail glovebox (+8)
Toilet roll printer (+8, -4)
Tom and Jerry: The Schrödinger Cut (+12, -1)
Top deck bus cab (+7)
Topol Gun (0)
Tornado bathroom (+12)
Tornado research Nebelwerfer (+2)
Toroidal vinyl record player (0)
Touchscreen Cleaner Booth (+9)
Towed tandem nuclear-electric aircraft (+1)
Tractor-trailer explosive decoupler (+2)
Traditional Christmas dinner service (+2)
Traffic light barrier arms (+3)
Trailing reverse gear (+2)
Trainpool tickets (+2)
TrainTown (+15, -3)
Treadmill checkouts (+6)
Trebuchet ski lift (+8)
Troll Aid (+3)
Trollfinder General (+8, -5)
Trump Hitler Law (+13, -3)
Trump Oddity (+12, -3)
Trump Test (+1, -5)
Trumphemian Rhapsody (+26, -3)
Trumpton II: The Quickening (+2, -1)
Try Something Old (+2)
Try This For Eyes (+5)
Turin Shroud Tea Towel (+12)
Turing Test Speed Dating (+4, -2)
"Turn indicating" blue lights for emergency service vehicles (+20)
TV dinner (+13)
Twin sensor webcam (+9)
Two Pies (+5, -1)
Two storey bungalow (+5, -3)
Two-way pneumatic sewers (+1)
U-Boat holiday cruise (+8)
U.S. Centre for Disease Innovation (+2)
UAV net (+2)
Uber-Macho Curry/Chilli (+6)
Ubiquitous touchscreen (+1, -1)
Ultimate Garlic Cheese (+2)
Ultraviolet food portion marking (+8)
UN - mandated weapons system preservation (+11, -3)
Unbackspace key (+1)
Undead Home Protection Kit (+19, -2)
Underground torpedo (+5)
Underwater binocular webcam (+1)
Underwater volleyball (0)
"Unedited documentary" movie (+3, -1)
Unfair Trade scheme (+6)
Unintended consequences sunset clauses (+13)
Unloseable gloves (+17)
Unmistakably macho tablet case (+5)
"Unnatural selection" fly lure-trap (+8)
UNOWNA (+2)
Urine targeting laser (+5, -3)
USB cable with Kelvin connection (+2)
USB Zip gun (+3, -1)
User-powered backcountry toilet (+8)
Vacuum cleaner crevasse tool (+5)
Vacuum hairdryer (+3)
Vacuum mask (+3)
Vacuum transmission (+1)
Valet driving (+7)
Vandal Sniper Magistrates (+9, -2)
Variable-geometry spatula (+7)
Variable height fence (+3)
Vealcro (+3)
Vehicle flipper ramp (+1)
Vehicle powerplant efficiency meter (+3)
Vending Machine Cup Printer (+22)
Venus Cat Trap (+14, -10)
VernonBakery (+6, -2)
Vertically stacked fake continents. (+8, -4)
Veteran pilot backup scheme (+9)
Vinegar recycling scheme (+8, -1)
Virtual 3D pool (+4)
Virtual Reality teledentistry helmet (+5)
Virus of the Month Club (+1)
Virus Wars: The Phanciful Menace (+2)
Visible units (+11)
Voicemail forwarding as .WAV (+2, -3)
Volcanology vehicle (+6)
Votes for the Dead (+13)
Vuvuzela hunts (+6)
Waiting For Frodo (+8, -1)
Waiting For Geldof (+4, -2)
"Wall of Death" Hajj (+8)
"Wall of Death" Hamster Enclosure (+6, -2)
"Wall of death" spinning tunnel (+9)
Wall Of Death toilet (+7)
Wall viewer (+2)
Wart branding (0)
Washday blues (+5)
Wasp sprayer drone (+4)
Wasp Training (+5, -1)
Water-bath engine air prefilter (0)
Water jet emergency brakes (+3)
Water jet fly screen (+9, -1)
Water jet recoilless rifle round. (+2)
Water-sensetive recyling bin closer (+2)
Weather Whitehouse (+8)
Webcam pressure pad (+2)
Wheelie Coffin (+7, -2)
wheresthatcop.com (+4)
"Wicker Man" Christmas hamper (+2)
Wicker Man kit (+3, -2)
"Wicker Man" vegetable steamer (+7)
Windmill powered friction oven (+8, -1)
Wine box backpack (+9)
Wine by the case (+3)
Wintry southern Christmas (0)
Word salad dressing (+2)
Workable Coronavirus vaccine. (+5, -2)
World Museum of the Very Big (+3)
Wrongful conviction compensation refunding (+1, -1)
Your Name In Chickens (+21, -2)
Zen Lawnmower (+4)
Zombie condiments (+2)
Zoombies (+1)

random, halfbakery