Now, Google™, in conjunction with BorgCo's™ subatomic particle research and development division, are pleased to announce the launch of Google Spark, the special Google™-branded form of electrical charge.

Lighter, more colourful and feature rich compared to existing forms of electric current, Google Spark is THE latest must-have way to power your smartphone, netbook, and other domestic appliances.

(NB there is a "fair usage" policy, i.e. you have to pay for it)
-- 8th of 7, Jul 02 2012

Naso-Pharyngeal Funds Transfer App Nasal_20ATM
..ahem [not_morrison_rm, Jul 04 2012]

Does it have a dense and impenetrable privacy policy? Also, I currently use Apple iOns™ to power my computing devices - is this compatible?
-- hippo, Jul 02 2012


Oh no there isn't.

Apple™ iOns™ can only be downloaded from the Apple™ official iJoule™ store to handsets equipped with the Naso-Pharyngeal Funds Transfer App, i.e. you have to pay through the nose.
-- 8th of 7, Jul 02 2012



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