Mind Control to Major Don, Mind Control to Major Don, Fuel your limousine and put your flak vest on, Mind Control to Major Don, Deporting wetbacks one by one, Crush dissention, and may God's love help us all ... [spoken] Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff ! This is Mind Control to Major Don, You've put them in a rage, And the papers all say you've been most unfair, Now it's time to leave the White House if you dare ... This is Major Don to Mind Control, I'm building up my Wall, And they're voting in a most peculiar way, And the polls look very different today, For here Am I sitting in a big car, Messing up the world. Planet Earth is screwed And there's nothing you can do. Now I've lost one hundred million votes, I'm feeling quite unwell, And I doubt the judges know which way to go, Tell my wives I love them very much, they know. Mind Control to Major Don, Your budget's dead, there's something wrong. Can you hear me, Major Don? Can you hear me, Major Don? Can you hear me, Major Don? Can you.... Here am I sitting in my big car, Howling at the Moon, Planet Earth is screwed And there's nothing you can do ... -- 8th of 7, Mar 02 2017 Springtime https://www.youtube...watch?v=kHmYIo7bcUwfor Hitler and Germany [popbottle, Mar 03 2017] Satire https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/satireNoun, "A literary device of writing or art which principally ridicules its subject often as an intended means of provoking or preventing change. Humor, irony, and exaggeration are often used to aid this. " [8th of 7, Mar 04 2017] Where do I buy the vinyl version of this recording?
(And [8th], are you Weird Al's brooding cousin? Are you Weird Al, and this is where you express your niche-ier than mass-market niche ideas?!)-- Sgt Teacup, Mar 02 2017 No, he's just Weird AI.
(I shot the serif.)-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 02 2017 [MB]ut, did you not shoot the sans-serif?-- Sgt Teacup, Mar 02 2017 Speaking of using other people's ideas and twisty-ing words... I quothed (?) you at a meeting today, [I_T]; something about Reality being broken and Not to Pay any Attention to it until it is Repaired. I even credited you, and people swore that your name sounded familiar.
You will be Googled. Consider yourself warned, you know, for when you become famous overnight.-- Sgt Teacup, Mar 02 2017 ... like John Wilkes Booth did ...-- 8th of 7, Mar 02 2017 + good song-- xandram, Mar 03 2017 America was having trouble What a sad, sad story Needed a new leader to restore Its former glory Where, oh, where was he? Where could that man be? We looked around and then we found The man for you and me Where, oh, where was he? Where could that man be? We looked around and then we found The man for you and me!
And now it's... Springtime for Donald and USA! Bannon is happy and gay! We're marching to a faster pace Look out, here comes the orange face! Springtime for Donald and Usa! We'll all wear armbands once more! Springtime for Donald and USA! Watch out, Europe We're going on tour! Springtime for Donald and USA...
Look, it's springtime
Winter for England and France Springtime for Donald and USA!
Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime!
Come on, Americans Go into your dance! I was born in lots of cash und that is why they call me Drumpf. Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Grand Old party! The Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming!
Heil Donald! Heil Donald! Heil Donald! Springtime for Donald and USA Heil Donald!
Heil myself Heil to me I'm the lout Who's out to change our history Heil myself Raise your hand There's no greater Dictator in the land! Everything I do, I do for me!
Yes, you see! If you're looking for a war, here's World War Three!
Heil myself Raise your beer Yuh huh! Ev'ry whitey ultra-righty stand and cheer Hooray! Ev'ry whitey ultra-righty
Heil myself! Ev'ry whitey ultra-righty Heil myself! Ev'ry whitey ultra-righty ...stand and cheer!
The POTUS is causing a ruckus! He's got those Mexicans on the run You gotta love that wacky Don! The POTUS is causing a ruckus They can't say "no" to his demands They're freaking out in foreign lands He's got the world in his tiny hands The POTUS is causing a ruckus!
I was just a TV showman No one much more bent Got a phone call from Moscow Told me I was President Voting block was blue What, oh, what to do? Grabbed Meliana In the vagina Now Putin's smiling through!
Challenge Tap, Challenge Tap, Donald digs a challenge tap, Bring Hillary to hear the news, the facts is they hacks us, we cannot lose! Cos' Mr T.
Who is that? Mr T. That's me! Is wearing his dancing shoes! I am Sanders Nothing could be grander I am Hillary, I'm here to win the day!
It ain't no myst'ry If it's politics or hist'ry The thing you gotta know is Ev'rything is show biz Heil myself Watch my show I'm the vermin Ethel Merman Dontcha know We are raising borders The new world order is here Make a great bigly smile Ev'ryone praise me Wonderful me! And now it's...
Springtime for Donald and USA Goose-step's the new step today
Springtime! Goose-steps! Bombs falling from the skies again Dumb is on the rise again Springtime for Donald and USA Everything will all be swell! Springtime for Donald and USA
Means that... Soon we'll be going... We've got to be going... You know we'll be going.... You bet we'll be going... You know we'll be going to hell!-- RayfordSteele, Mar 03 2017 .
(speechless in awe)-- whatrock, Mar 03 2017 Just don't get the fast fuse and the slow fuse mixed up ...-- 8th of 7, Mar 03 2017 No.
<link>-- 8th of 7, Mar 04 2017 //Politics//
There is no such thing as politics any more, because there are no such things as policies any more. There are only soundbites and spin.
Welcome to the post-politics, post-progress era.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 04 2017 Politics has become Poly-ticks - the preserve of a new strain of warped, mentally ill thickos like The Retard.-- xenzag, Mar 05 2017 <Timely Churn/>-- 8th of 7, Nov 07 2020 random, halfbakery