There's a "pants" idea on the Recent page, Who ya gonna' call ? Trollbusters ! There's a fishbone pile, and it don't look good, Who ya gonna call ? Trollbusters !

I ain't afraid of no Troll, I ain't afraid of no Troll,

If you're seeing things that don't fit the rules, Who ya gonna' call ? Trollbusters ! An illiterate oaf messing up your site, Oh, who ya gonna' call ? Trollbusters !

I ain't afraid of no Troll, I ain't afraid of no Troll,

Who you gonna call? Troll busters! If you're all alone, pick up the mouse, And call Trollbusters!

I ain't afraid of no Troll, I hear it likes to grunt, I ain't afraid of no Troll, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call? Trollbusters! If you've had a dose of a freaky post, You'd better call Trollbusters!

Let me tell you something Flamin' makes me feel good

I ain't afraid of no Troll, I ain't afraid of no Troll,

Don't get caught alone, oh no Trollbusters! When it comes through your port, Unless you just want some more, I think you better call Trollbusters! Ow!

Who you gonna call Trollbusters! {Repeat to fade}

With apologies to Arista, Ray Parker Jr. etc.
-- 8th of 7, Jul 12 2002

"What a crime."
-- Matty, Jul 12 2002


Sometimes I wish this site had sound.
-- FarmerJohn, Jul 12 2002


Aye, but the fury abounds.
-- polartomato, Jul 12 2002


I thought this was going to be to the "dambusters" tune..
-- yamahito, Jul 13 2002


*When* the Moderators *finally* delete the accounts of Trolls - this should blare through every real halfbakers computer speakers.
-- thumbwax, Jul 13 2002


yamahito: To the best of our knowledge, there aren't actualy any lyrics to the Dam Busters March. However, we have a mate who is a Handlebar Moustache type and he will undoubtably know, so we will check. As we are incapable of original thought (our majour survival talent is blatant plagiarism) we don't think we could manage setting words to the music you suggest. Sorry.
-- 8th of 7, Jul 14 2002



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