A genetically engineered virus that targets the throat, specifically the vocal cords.

Makes the victim sound like either Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra or Bob Hope, depending on the particular strain.
-- 8th of 7, Apr 08 2020

marked-for-deletion, made for the pun
-- Voice, Apr 08 2020


Like you could do better ....

Glad 2 note U have crawled back out from under your rock. [bliss] has been worrying about you (see the "Corona news" thread). Fortunately, we were able to reassure her concerning your wellbeing.

We knew this idea would bring you out of hiding ...
-- 8th of 7, Apr 08 2020


shades of Buffy the Vampire 'Once More With Feeling' episode.
-- FlyingToaster, Apr 08 2020


I fully approve. [+]
-- xenzag, Apr 08 2020


Now, if it were a genetically engineered virus that turned everyone into singing zombies, then you'd have something interesting. I can see the movie plotline now. Everyone expects the undead to mumble unintelligibly; when the protagonists discover they can sing beautifully, an antagonist tries to organize them into a choir onto <Insert Country> Idol. Much hilarity ensues.
-- RayfordSteele, Apr 09 2020



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