Enormously long-toed clown boots with four inch high heels.
Totally impractical, nearly impossible to walk in. Causes pain and, ultimately, arthritis, deformity and circulation problems.
Big plus: can be worn outdoors, even in the rain, and certainly no worse than many other types of footwear human females insist on inflicting on themselves.-- 8th of 7, Jun 08 2011 Short toe version http://www.go4costu...els-Adult/index.php [normzone, Jun 08 2011] first shot is of high heeled clown shoe http://www.spike.co...wh5ia/hooker-clownsthere you go [JesusHChrist, Jun 11 2011] White stilletoes on a clown eh? Slapper stick comedy?-- goff, Jun 08 2011 Clown shoes make the clown, and I can see no reason that stiltetto heeled clown boots could not make the supraglamorous uberbabe clown.-- bungston, Jun 08 2011 I imagine this would be very popular with clown hookers. Bun! [+]-- Grogster, Jun 10 2011 I can't imagine that clown hookers are very popular. Bun! [+]-- gnomethang, Jun 10 2011 [+] clown hookers... must... not... google...-- FlyingToaster, Jun 10 2011 "Immediate expulsion from the Collective, followed instantly by summary execution"-- 8th of 7, Jun 10 2011 I always thought that the point about homogenising swarms, or even hegemonizing swarms, was that they weren't actually evil. Just really 'focused' on their day to day.-- gnomethang, Jun 11 2011 Well, you know how it goes, you say "potato", we say "Resistance Is Futile" ...-- 8th of 7, Jun 11 2011 I want to pop a balloon with my heel - POP!-- po, Jun 11 2011 random, halfbakery