Regular lifejackets are fairly prosaic and uninspiring items.

To differentiate yourself from the average, why not invest one of the new BorgCo "famous singer" inflatable units ?

The life-size human figure makes it appear that the wearer is locked in a passionate embrace with a celebrity musical artiste.

Currently only one design has reached production, due to licensing problems; however, following the signing of a contract with Ms Knowles, the way is open for us to start selling our copyrighted "Beyoncé Aid" ...
-- 8th of 7, Dec 04 2016

So, sort of a Mae West, basically?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 04 2016


I think I would rather drown...
-- Voice, Dec 04 2016


"A giant killer octopus tentacle range" would also be a welcome addition, and promote speedy rescue as the unfortunate victim wrestles with the clinging embrace of the dastardly sub aquatic beast. A winning combination. Have this inflating rubber croissant that never gets soggy
-- xenzag, Dec 04 2016


We initially misread that as "A giant killer octopus testicle rage" which seemed odd, but not entirely out of context ...
-- 8th of 7, Dec 04 2016


So it would be all over when the fat (inflatable) lady starts to go <noise of air leaking away>?
-- not_morrison_rm, Dec 04 2016


I think I'd worry that the Miley Cyrus option might float me up-side-down...
-- RayfordSteele, Dec 05 2016


"Yey.wee gonflable"
-- skinflaps, Dec 12 2016



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