Food suitable for and attractive to squid, cuttlefish and octupi, shaped and coloured to look like seagoing craft, particulalrly submarines (Choose from "Captain Nemo's Nautilus", "U-571", or "Red October"*) with slight positive or neutral buoyancy.

Drop in your aquarium and video the "giant sea monster" engulfing and consuming the unfortunate mariners.

(* reactor fuel rods and missile/torpedo warheads not included)
-- 8th of 7, Mar 01 2011

Some of the longer-lived cephalopods can grow to great size. If you train them on *model* submarines while they're young, who knows what might happen later on?
-- mouseposture, Mar 02 2011


That can only be determined by a practical test, MUHWHAHAHAHAH !

Ahem.
-- 8th of 7, Mar 02 2011


No, it's the whole "Kraken dragging down ship into the abyss" thing ... there must be tentacles.
-- 8th of 7, Mar 02 2011


What's next, keyboards designed for cuttlefish tentacles?

...Actually, given that cuttlefish are pretty smart, and gorillas have been taught to use sign language, Cuttlefish Blogging may not be too far off. I'll go post that now.
-- Hive_Mind, Mar 03 2011


// gorillas have been taught to use sign language//
[Gerald signs] Wild? I was absolutely bloody livid! [/gs]
-- AbsintheWithoutLeave, Mar 03 2011


//Choose from "Captain Nemo's Nautilus", "U-571", or "Red October"*) //

Don't forget the 'Seaview' and its little flying sub.
-- DrBob, Mar 04 2011



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