Are you worried that the change from your purchase may be contaminated with nasty diseases ?

Be not afraid ! BorgCo is here to help !

Simply drop that change - both coins and notes - into the intake chute of a new BorgCo currency sanitizer, positioned conveniently by the checkout of numerous retail establishments, and be assured that the money will be immediately and thoroughly decontaminated, to the very highest standards*.

"BorgCo: Your Money Is Safe With Us"

*validated by MaxCo under an exclusive contract.
-- 8th of 7, Mar 12 2020

// surcharge //

Eh ? There's no "surcharge" as such ...
-- 8th of 7, Mar 12 2020


Yeah, no mention of the money being RETURNED to the user...
-- neutrinos_shadow, Mar 12 2020


Well done, lads ...

And yes, all the Ferengi genes are in [MB]'s ancestry ...
-- 8th of 7, Mar 12 2020


And that makes me wonder, why can't we have those dis-infectors inside our bodies? A human organism takes a few weeks to produce antibodies, and get rid of it, while drug industry takes months to years to come up with a vaccine. That makes me wonder about the technology transfer from our bodies to our industry.
-- Mindey, Mar 12 2020


It's because of the useless wimps on "Ethics Committees". The procedure would be so simple - find a resistant individual, drain out all their blood, and use it to clone antibodies - if it weren't for their petty quibbling. So one exemplar stops working. Big deal ... greatest good of greatest number, and all that.
-- 8th of 7, Mar 12 2020


Not too weird -- I imagine we don't want people to have a financial motive to lie about risk factors.
-- jutta, Mar 12 2020


// we don't want people to have a financial motive to lie about risk factors //

So, stop electing them ... durrrrr ....
-- 8th of 7, Mar 13 2020



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