Reality is always stranger than fiction ...
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BorgCo scriptwriters will shortly be releasing a draft of a screenplay and looking for crowdfunded financing to enable production.
It will be a thriller move based around the story of an ordinary member of the public who becomes trapped on an express train, which is both occupied and operated by intoxicated half-bakers intent on mayhem, and their subsequent desperate efforts to escape with life, limb and sanity more or less intact.
Hilarity and/or terror ensue.-- 8th of 7, Feb 28 2017 Passengers' bagel brawl stops train http://www.bbc.co.u...ucks-herts-39113151Police were called after passengers put bagels on fellow travellers' heads on a train. [8th of 7, Feb 28 2017] Dentists on a plane Dentists_20on_20a_20planeOriginal idea [8th of 7, Feb 28 2017] very scary. actually didn't the marx brothers do this?-- po, Feb 28 2017 Who, Karl and Hermann ?-- 8th of 7, Feb 28 2017 [+] simply for <link>
"Video posted on Twitter showed women placing bagels on a man's head before he threw them out of the window."
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"Two officers later board the train and ask passengers for an explanation."-- FlyingToaster, Feb 28 2017 Maybe the man was wearing an item from the new MaxCo range of wearable technology- the Hat Toaster ?
Or maybe the women thought he was, but he wasn't. Maybe he just has an oddly shaped head that looks like he's wearing a toaster...-- 8th of 7, Feb 28 2017 Simply send the BTP a link to the MaxCo. Hat Toaster™, by way of an explanation. Sorted. (as I believe y'all say, across the pond,eh?)-- Sgt Teacup, Feb 28 2017 The word is certainly in colloquial usage, but is typically pronounced "Saw-Tid" by a certain variety of prole known as a "chav", and is part of a Nadsat-like dialect common to speakers of "Estuary English" , generally found in the swamps and marshlands to the North-East of "Lunnon".
Whatever ...-- 8th of 7, Feb 28 2017 No doughnuts ?-- popbottle, Mar 01 2017 // Haircule Poisson //
Can't help thinking there's something a bit fishy about that bloke ...-- 8th of 7, Mar 02 2017 Herman who?-- pashute, Mar 04 2017 Marx. Hermann Marx, brother of Karl. They had one of the funniest dialectic materialist philosophical comedy double acts of the 19th century. They topped the bill at all the great music halls - "A smile, a song, and an intellectually rigorous justification of the need for control of the means of production by the proletariat."-- 8th of 7, Mar 04 2017 And Groucho.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 04 2017 Yes, but he left after the second season to go into retailing with a man called Spencer.-- 8th of 7, Mar 04 2017 No, you're thinking of Michele Dotrice-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 04 2017 random, halfbakery