A rink on which Ice Hockey is played. Instead of water, the top layer of the rink is made from sterile, frozen human blood - just so there's absolutely no misunderstanding about the point of the game.
-- 8th of 7, Jan 06 2019

Mark Quinn: self (1991-2011) http://marcquinn.com/artworks/self
frozen bust of the artist's blood [jutta, Jan 12 2019]

This idea is pointless, but in a bad way.
-- Voice, Jan 06 2019


One problem is that blood freezes well below 0°C, so your refrigeration costs are going to be a bit higher. Another problem is that frozen whole blood is actually significantly less slidey than frozen water.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 07 2019


Dethklok would approve.
-- bs0u0155, Jan 07 2019


Gonna be hard to see the puck. Please don't bring back the glowing blue halo of a few years back that the 'muricans needed to be able to see it even against a white background.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 07 2019


The puck can be kept in plain sight on a shelf next to the playing area; after all, it has no real role to play in the event, it's merely a pretext for the on-rink violence.
-- 8th of 7, Jan 07 2019


And below the blood is a layer of frozen beef suet...
-- calum, Jan 07 2019


Blood... Rollerball...
-- whatrock, Jan 08 2019


Oh yes ... just the venue for those seeking a nice glass of Milk Plus and a bit of the old ultra-violence ...
-- 8th of 7, Jan 08 2019


The Zamboni is going to coagulate the blood proteins. How do you solve that problem?
-- Cuit_au_Four, Jan 09 2019


The R&D team are investigating that.
-- 8th of 7, Jan 12 2019



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