BorgCo are proud to offer for the first time anywhere pairs of unisex cycling shorts which have large red electroluminescent panels on the outside of the buttock area, powered by a small battery pack at the waistband.
Causes the wearer's rear end to glow bright red in both hemispheres like a sexually-available baboon.
Improves the visibility of cyclists in otherwise poor riding/driving conditions.
Guaranteed to break the ice at parties.-- 8th of 7, Nov 21 2009 Cyclist Safety Lights Cyclist_20Safety_20LightsPrior art acknowledged.. [8th of 7, Nov 21 2009] Add Baboon's Bum Bicycling Briefs as an option to this standard equipment Bicycle_20Seat_20Shorts [normzone, Nov 22 2009] \\glow \\
You might be thinking of the rare baboon/firefly hybrid.-- swimswim, Nov 21 2009 We bow to your superior expertise in the area of primate posteriors.-- 8th of 7, Nov 21 2009 Is that a sincere bow, or are you just showing off your blinking lights?-- swimswim, Nov 21 2009 Behold the sunrise.-- 8th of 7, Nov 21 2009 be .sexy-- WcW, Nov 22 2009 So it works both north ~and~ south of the Equator?-- BunsenHoneydew, Nov 22 2009 +1-- po, Nov 22 2009 Tremendous.-- Jinbish, Nov 22 2009 [+], but why is there a dot on your baboons? Is .baboon a new top level domain? If not, why not?-- pertinax, Nov 22 2009 // Is .baboon a new top level domain? //
It's an alias for .gov ...-- 8th of 7, Nov 22 2009 "+1" sp: +2-- phoenix, Nov 22 2009 I'm not altogether sure why I like this - a bit of a worry really.-- po, Nov 22 2009 //glowing buns// sp. bums-- pocmloc, Nov 22 2009 Errr, actually buns is a better word. In the baked goods/croissanty type sense, and the American, using it to mean buttocks, kind of sense.-- kaz, Nov 22 2009 So gross +-- blissmiss, Nov 22 2009 You make them sound like n infectious disease.
Is it possible to catch baboons ? If so, how ?-- 8th of 7, Nov 22 2009 I think [8th] just might have a baboon sweetie pie, all ready to ride on the back of his bike!!!-- blissmiss, Nov 22 2009 Pure brilliance! (especially at night) [+][+]-- Grogster, Jun 29 2013 random, halfbakery