A lot of workplaces are currently using non-contact infrared thermometers to check the body temperature of those wishing to enter, and turning away those who show signs of fever.

We spy an opportunity ...

Want some time off ? Then before approaching the measuring point, don and activate the BorgCo Heated False Forehead. In a range of shades and textures to match with all skin types and colours, and retained in place by a nearly invisible elastic loop (neatly concealed by your facemask) it is activated by the mini remote control, or via an App on your cellphone, and uses its internal rechargeable Li-ion battery to warm itself to a couple of degrees or so (amount selectable on the DeLuxe version) above normal human* body temperature, thus giving a false high temperature reading on the IR sensor.

"Begone, foul fiend, spawn of the blackest pit !" will no doubt be cried in fear and panic, and you get to go home for a few more days R&R. After all, you were willing to work, available to work ... not your fault you were unable to do so.

*Versions for non-humans (Lizard People, Reticulants, jocks, taffs and frogs are under consideration by the development team).
-- 8th of 7, Aug 02 2020

So I get time off AND it's a good time!
-- Voice, Aug 02 2020


//Dextromethorphan can induce fever.//

the ephedrine in Bronk-Aid will achieve a similar/synergistic effect.
-- bs0u0155, Aug 02 2020


This is brilliant and thanks for the inspiration and laughs.
-- blissmiss, Aug 02 2020



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