The BorgCo single use toaster comes in a flatback rather like a disposable BBQ. Open the carboard lid and fold up two thin vertical panels of thermite composition in a binder material. Place bread between the two panels. Pull igniter tab and step back.
When the smoke has cleared, return promptly to retrieve your perfectly cooked toast*.
Not suitable for use indoors, outdoors, in doorways, or by anyone over the age of 6 months.
(* Different colour preferences of toast are accomodated from Pale Gold through to Graphite Black. Simply chose the pack whose cover matches the desired colour).-- 8th of 7, May 20 2010 Holy toast ! http://www.thedaily...and-the-holy-toast/It must be true, it's in the paper ... [8th of 7, May 21 2010] all BBQs should operate like this.-- po, May 20 2010 All of ours do operate like this ...-- 8th of 7, May 20 2010 Can there be a final charge in the base which explodes at the end of the operation, ejecting the toast?-- pocmloc, May 20 2010 Yes, on the DeLuxe version. Comes complete with single-use thermally insulated Catching Mitt.-- 8th of 7, May 20 2010 Fire in the hole!-- Jinbish, May 20 2010 Yes, we have models for bagels too.-- 8th of 7, May 20 2010 Applications of thermite in the culinary arts are sadly underexplored [+]-- BunsenHoneydew, May 20 2010 or you could order toast.-- FlyingToaster, May 21 2010 Sounds good for a toasted cheese sandwich too. Might take it to the office for a quick snack. Does it make noise and produce a lot of smoke? I don's want to disturb my working mates.
el dueno-- el dueno, May 21 2010 Should provide your Minimum Daily Requirement of iron. Not sure if there is an MDR of Al2O3.-- csea, May 21 2010 Could I get mine so it also adds images? Maybe Alfred Nobel or the Mythbuster's guys. (+)-- MisterQED, May 21 2010 Adam on one side, Jamie on the other ? Good idea !-- 8th of 7, May 21 2010 Will this set off my smoke alarm? Wait... do I care?-- wagster, May 21 2010 Or use C4 instead of thermite for instant transubstantiation.-- ldischler, May 21 2010 Father, Son, and Holy Toast ?
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You're such a tease.-- MikeD, May 21 2010 Eh ? Try pressing the "F5" key ... you still on dial-up or something ?-- 8th of 7, May 21 2010 Sure blame it on *my* connection. Are the Borg too proud to admit thier subspace transponders are on the fritz?-- MikeD, May 21 2010 We blame AOL.-- 8th of 7, May 22 2010 random, halfbakery