New from BorgCo labs, the Klein Bottle Blender is a huge step forward in food preparation.
It looks like a conventional blender except the "jug" is made in the form of a Klein Bottle.Simply put it in the kitchen and turn it on. As the inside of the jug is also the outside, everything gets blended*.
Easy to clean - only one surface to wash.
Coming soon - Quantum Singularity waste disposal unit**
*Due to topological paradox effects, stand outside Universe when operating appliance.
** Vacancy for Quantum Singularity waste disposal unit testing technician. No previous experience necessary or indeed desireable.-- 8th of 7, Jul 31 2015 What's it like for cleaning after use?-- AusCan531, Jul 31 2015 Yes.
// What's it like for cleaning after use? //
Difficult. You have to clean the entire Universe.-- 8th of 7, Jul 31 2015 continuous 2d surface... a squeegee should do it.-- FlyingToaster, Jul 31 2015 I find that if I stand in the 5th, 6th, and 7th dimensions, I keep out of danger.-- RayfordSteele, Jul 31 2015 Dear BorgCo. Please find enclosed the Klein Bottle Blender, which I am returning. I would like to request a refund of the cost of the Blender (£17.99) and of the postage.
Despite my best efforts, I find that everything is _outside_ the blender, rather than inside; for this reason, I have been unable to blend anything with it.
Ironically, the only time it lived up to its promise of containing everything in the known universe was when I had to pay the return postage, which amounted to £T1.63.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 08 2015 Dimensional hopscotch with whizzy blades.-- wjt, Aug 08 2015 random, halfbakery