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Cricket score bedlinen   (+2)  [vote for, against]
For the enthusiast

A set of bed cushions and covers of high-quality white cotton, densely overprinted in a small font with the results of cricket matches (choice of historic or contemporary).

Packed in a set of six, plus a spare in case one gets damaged.

Ask for them by name: "The Seven Pillows Of Wisden".
-- 8th of 7, Nov 13 2017

Wisden https://en.wikipedi...cketers%27_Almanack
Dull beyond belief [8th of 7, Nov 13 2017]

Some boys from the International League of Punsters and Quip-wranglers would like a word, [8th].
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 13 2017


If it's the word we're thinking of, tell them no - it's ours now, and we're keeping it.
-- 8th of 7, Nov 13 2017


When she sees it for the first time, this display of beautiful new pillows in your bedroom will bowl your maiden over.
-- hippo, Nov 13 2017


Are they non-iron cotton? It would be a shame if there was a crease
-- hippo, Nov 13 2017


You could playfully throw these pillows at people, at the last moment shouting "Duck!"
-- hippo, Nov 13 2017


This puts me in mind of a song by The Kipper Family. I would link to its lyrics, but the site hosting then has apparently been taken down "for exceeding its bandwidth allowance". Anyway, it's a ballad-length series of double-entendres about cricket.
-- pertinax, Nov 13 2017



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