If an infinite number of parrots, having been taught the 40 phonemes of the English language, were perched in front of an infinite number of tape recorders for an infinite number of years squawking at random, one would eventually recite the entire works of Shakespeare.

He who gets behind the wheel of a car, risks getting backed over by it.

People who live in grass houses should not mow homes.

God is a dyslexic man's best friend.

Marriage is like a bath; after a while it's not so hot.

A chain letter is only as strong as its weakest reader.

A chain smoker is only as strong as the remaining lung.

A soufflé is not always what the eggs are cracked up to be.

Reality is a fig leaf of my imagination.

It's not easy being a man, keeping up with the Indiana Joneses.

Love may be blind, but there's certainly nothing wrong with the other senses.

Men and women have one thing in common. They are both a different sex.

It's an ill windbreaker that winds up breaking wind, up wind.

If "emas eht" reads the same backwards, is it a palindrome?

Waiting for something good is always a when-when situation.

The early Romans must have had trouble knowing which size XL was.

Naked eye scrutiny of pornography is more arduous with age.

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f a r m e r j o h n at t e l i a dot c o m

Simple site with halfbakery illustrations and other artwork:

http://www.geocities.com/farmerjohnnie/index.html

[Feb 28 2002, last modified Aug 29 2005]

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Tem-Plates (0)
Template Timepiece (+1)
Terracotta Warrior Gnomes (+33, -1)
The Birth Eve Fridge Door Scrapbook (+5)
The Custard Colored Cat (+3)
The Door Path Beater (+5)
The Evening Calculator (+6, -1)
The Flimflamming Flyswatter (0)
The Fractal Cup Bra (+24, -9)
The Hand Tree (+5, -5)
The Laundry Launcher (+8)
The Mirror I Mist (+3)
The Mother of All Office Workers (+8, -4)
The No-Sweat Band (+1)
The On-Time Steamboat (0)
The Optimistic Hands-Free Sipper Cup (0)
The Photo Booth from Hell (+10)
The Porcelain Pony (+10, -3)
The Sacrificial Hat (+2, -1)
The Squat Fellow Spinning the Slinky Squirrel Cage (+2)
The Swedish Bun Bather (+5)
The Sweet Dreams Pillow Hat (+1)
The Thong Thong (+6)
The Three Puppeteers (0)
The Toaster That Always Burns (+5, -6)
The ToileTree (+8, -4)
The Wheel of Terror (-1)
The Wholly New Bible (+5, -13)
Theft Certificate (+9, -7)
Theory of Subjective Size Perception (-2)
Thermochronometer (+8, -2)
Thingamajuggler (+2, -1)
Thoroughfare Throughway Throttle Thwarter (+10)
Throw Arm Extension (0)
Time Flying (+1)
Time-Goes-By Bracelet (+12)
Time Magnification (+1)
Toe Tots (0)
Toilet Traffic Testicular Titillation (+2)
Tongue Spa (+2, -1)
Tooth Parfait (+4, -1)
Topless Tunnel Train (+1, -1)
Topographical Keyboards (+1)
Trampomill (+5)
Traveling Trampoline (+9, -2)
Treetments (0)
Triple-Barreled, Pneumatic, Ball-Dribbling Parabola, Reaction Hovermobile (+11)
Trolley Tails (+6, -2)
Trunk Lid Tie Down Straps (0)
Tugging, Treading Warriors (+4)
Tumble Bubble (+12, -3)
Tumble Lapse Photography (+9)
Tumbled Towels (+4)
Turtle-vee (+1)
Tutu Table (+8)
TV Cook Eatery (+4)
TV without jerks (+5, -3)
Twiddle Dee Thumbs (+3)
Twist & Bark – the doggy shakin’ shower (0)
Underhanded Type (+3)
Underwear for Software or Hardware (+8, -4)
Untied (+3)
Upside-Down Mobile (+5)
Used Food (+7, -3)
Vacuum Splint, Ski Apparel (0)
Vanity Mirror (+4, -2)
Vegetable Cookies (+1)
Verminophobia Glove Pocket Pants (+4)
Viewer-Selected Point of View (+7)
Virtual Bioengineering (+1)
Virtual Valet (+4)
Waggle Wagon (+1)
Waking Ducks (+1)
Watch of Many Faces (+7)
Water Bed with the Perfect Wave (+3, -1)
Water Curls (+2)
Water Lantern (+7)
Water Pipe (+2)
Waterfall Skiing (+4)
Wayward Keys (+5, -4)
We’ll Wheel (+1)
Wearable Watering Can (+2)
Webbed Lips (+1)
Well-Heeled Catwalk (+3)
Wet Box Mirror (+5)
What has snake hands and a cubic face? (+19, -1)
What You Steer Is What You Get (+4, -2)
Wheally Fun Steering (+1, -2)
Wheel-Impelling Propellers (+2)
Wheeled Jack-in-the-Box Scarecrow (+5)
Wheelloon (+9)
Whoopee Odorant Roll-on (+4)
Win the Beauty with the Beasts (+7, -2)
Wind Pipe (+4)
Window Blades (+1)
Window Dressing (+2)
window dressing (+2, -1)
Wing in Ground Ways (+5)
Wingmill (+17, -3)
Wiping Windshield (+1)
World Watch (+8)
Woven Cardboard (+2)
Wrist Diode-Dial (+14, -1)
Xmas in Azure (+1)
Yo-yo Head (+15, -1)
Yo-Yoing Yourself (+7, -1)
Yoda Poetry (+21, -4)
Z-mail (+7, -1)
Zen Ski (+3)
Zeno Boots (+2)
Zoom Moons (+4)

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