Unscrew the top and a large, spring-loaded tongue pops out like a novelty toy. Unscrew the bottom and insert the can in the mouth opening so that the lips form a seal around it. Turn on the alternately blowing and sucking fan and adjust the panting speed to your breathing.

Keep the tongue wet with water or spit. Enjoy a cool day at the beach ogling the babes/hunks.
-- FarmerJohn, Jul 05 2005

Not sure it adds much to this, in terms of effect http://www.skymall....797&iscrssl=&catId=
[DrCurry, Jul 05 2005]

I can pant at babes without this.
-- daseva, Jul 05 2005


Ah. Was expecting pet clothing. Shouldn't this also come with cartoon sound effects, say from The Mask?
-- DrCurry, Jul 05 2005


Does this mean I no longer have to breathe for myself?
-- wagster, Jul 05 2005


Being from the UK, I was expecting underwear for a dog, which would not be a good idea I think!!...I'm bunning this as I would imagine that the ladies would love this as they love being panted at. For the lazy panter this is a must :)
-- Minimal, Jul 05 2005



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