- Sole Brothers, how may we help you? - I need help with my forehortened ilhouette ole. - Your forehortened ilhouette ole? - My forehortened ilhouette ole. Orry, I can’t ay the letter “ ”. - Oh, your Foreshortened Silhouette Sole. Have you read the instructions? - But, I can’t read Finnih, Japanee or Erbo-Croatian. - Uh huh, well, what’s the problem? - I undertand the theory that the ilhouette ole the ize of one’ foot tuck to a hoe at leg’ length een a foot away jut obcure a perfect body but doen’t cover an overweight or out-of-hape body howing thoe lump and bump that need reduction. - Yes? - It doen’t work. The ole ilhouette doen’t cover my forehortened toro at all. - Is the sole the right size? - Ye, 10 œ D. - Is it the right gender? - Ure, it’ “mucular male”. - And your body check was done a foot away by a buddy? - Uh, no, ‘caue of my athlete’ foot. I looked in a mirror, intead. - There you go. That won’t work. You’ve got to find a pal with a cold or use a camera. Good Luck! - Thank, bye.-- FarmerJohn, Jun 17 2005 Thi idea i a hit.-- AbsintheWithoutLeave, Jun 17 2005 "I uzed to have the zame problem, until I met zome people who zuggezted I zimply replace my ezzez with zedz!"-- zen_tom, Jun 17 2005 You don't say, sen_tom.-- FarmerJohn, Jun 17 2005 Yez, exactly! Well, almozt - actually, I alzo have a zecondary affliction that cauzez me to occazionally zubztitute entire zyllablez with other zyllablez, my actual name iz bag_jam.
Damn! It did it again!-- zen_tom, Jun 17 2005 ZOZZOJOZ (Wallz)-- spiritualized, Jun 17 2005 [Pa`ve] The silhouette sole the size of one’s foot stuck to a shoe at leg’s length seen a foot away just obscures a perfect [foreshortened] body but doesn’t cover an overweight or out-of-shape [foreshortened] body showing those lumps and bumps that need reduction.-- FarmerJohn, Jun 17 2005 Ummm.... FJ, you've lost me completely?
Me: Thith ith jutht and eckcuth to act like Igor, thur. I think that I am abtholutely correct on thith pothithion.
FJ: That ith right thur! We R Igorth, jutht like it thayth on the card, thur!-- DesertFox, Jun 18 2005 how very strange. +-- benfrost, Jun 19 2005 random, halfbakery