Imagine stumbling into the bathroom at 3 a.m. and glimpsing through squinting eyes the throbbing red and green glow of an almost always evergreen brush. That’s right, this clever, conical, toilet brush doubles as a merry, miniature Christmas tree.

Not only is it outstanding at skid mark removal, but resting upended on its stand, its recessed and waterproofed LED’s lend more than one festive soupçon to holiday #1’s and 2’s. Below the green bristles, its patented drip-away eaves keep the battery-encasing handle dry and hygienic.

Add just ten dollars to your Toiletree order and we’ll include Bah Humbutt, the toilet roll insert that plays a new carol for each paper pull.
-- FarmerJohn, Dec 05 2004

Toile http://www.housefab...7&CategorySubID=205
[dentworth, Dec 05 2004]

A reindeer-themed cleanser: http://www.acehardw...9&parentPage=family
In festive colors. [Amos Kito, Dec 06 2004]

Hmmmph! Where's the toile? You said there would be toile.
-- jurist, Dec 05 2004


It must be 2 a.m. your time. Are you sitting in there with a laptop?
-- FarmerJohn, Dec 05 2004


words fail me.
-- dentworth, Dec 05 2004


Lovely when all the poo-lets and bits of toilet paper mache get back lit by the flashing LEDs.
-- Belfry, Dec 05 2004


From the tv ads I've seen lately, the leading edge in this field is disposable toilet brushes. You are missing this wave, it would seem.
-- DrCurry, Dec 05 2004


Roudolph the brown nosed reindeer,
Had a very...ah skip it +
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 05 2004


This would probably be a big hit in Japan.
-- harderthanjesus, Dec 05 2004


One can never have too many christmas-themed home articles. [+]
-- Pericles, Dec 05 2004


//clever, conical, toilet brush//

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-- skinflaps, Dec 05 2004


Pudenda
-- ConsulFlaminicus, Dec 06 2004


"On, Comet."
-- Amos Kito, Dec 06 2004


O ToileTree, O ToileTree
Your branches clean so well
O ToileTree, O ToileTree
You flush away that smell
You clean my bowl of gunk and stains
And make it shine like when it rains
O ToileTree, O ToileTree
Just $19.99 where fine household care products are sold.

Kinda brings a little tear to the eye, doesn't it?
-- Canuck, Dec 06 2004


Yep, gotta dab my eyes with some TP. Oh shit, now Bah Humbutt’s playing “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”, and I’m really bawling.

[skin-Bubba] //Is it a brush shaped like a tree?// Yes.
-- FarmerJohn, Dec 06 2004



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