Did you feel a little ashamed last time you caught yourself rolling your thumbs during that boring meeting or Figaro’s wedding? Well, no more, brother! Admiring onlookers will be sure to give you the thumbs-up at great aunt Agnes’ funeral, as you coolly twiddle your thumbs in one of our handsome Thumb Twiddlers.
To use, slip one of the shiny, ring gears on each thumb, then snap them into the titanium and ebony figure eight, housing the generator/motor, battery and the computer power of Apollo 8. Adjust the torque, rotate your digits in any direction, and later check the tiny LCD for watts produced, average rpm and total twiddles.
Had enough? Switch to output and let the Twiddler twiddle your thumbs until they’re tickled pink and slightly dizzy.-- FarmerJohn, Aug 25 2003 Excellent idea, can you come up with something similar for people who like to shake there legs under the table during meetings?-- kbecker, Aug 25 2003 what will thumb say?-- po, Aug 25 2003 [kbecker] Well, right now we’re busy developing custard gloves for drumming fingers, and for pistols, magnetic, snap-on sights for those who like to hold and shoot their guns sideways.
[po] He may first need to remove some hairs with...thumbwax.-- FarmerJohn, Aug 25 2003 It takes two to twiddle.-- FarmerJohn, Aug 26 2003 Anybody else try Baoding thumb-thimbles? Twiddling with these, the jingluo becomes unblocked and thorough as channels or pathways through which vital energy (Qi) circulate within the body, as the vital energy and blood function in harmony. The thumb muscles become nimble, the thumb bones strong, the mind sober. It invigorates the circulation of blood, and can prevent and cure hypertension and various chronic diseases. If you keep on twiddling Baoding thumb-thimbles every day for months and years, you can get the fine results of keeping your brain in good health with high intelligence and good memory, relieving your fatigue, drowning your worries, and moreover, prolonging your life, while having admirable thumbs. Order today, and you'll get a lifetime supply of thumbwax and a special offer on thumb balm to soothe those tired, stressed thumbs.-- thumbwax, Aug 27 2003 // keeping your brain in good health with high intelligence and good memory, relieving your fatigue, drowning your worries, and moreover, prolonging your life //
As far as I'm concerned, alcohol achieves the same effects. The same I tell you!-- DeathNinja, Aug 27 2003 // keeping your brain in good health with high intelligence and good memory, relieving your fatigue, drowning your worries, and moreover, prolonging your life //
As far as I'm concerned, alcohol achieves the same effects. The same I tell you!-- DeathNinja, Aug 27 2003 I see deathninja forgot he posted already. Too much sippy-sippy, not enough tweedle dee dee, I say.-- ye_river_xiv, May 14 2008 random, halfbakery