I like watching and listening to people.

I used to be opinionated until I met you.

"I walk about a bit" - (it seems de rigeur to be a bit mysterious)

freshclaws @ yahoo

(still) TOTALLY SMITTEN WITH A FELLOW HALFBAKER

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0441773/ po the panda

http://www.birdlife.org/news/news/2004/12/hawaiian_tragedy.html

http://magma.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0205/feature6/

http://www.chemsoc.org/viselements/pages/polonium.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Po_(lateral_thinking) thanks to Dub.

http://www.geocities.com/freshcat3/lostpigeon.html?1093967453121 I liked this picture so much, I recreated it when the link broke. Need to find the picture - sorry!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKad2V0WY3w

http://fiction.deslea.com/tubby.php

http://www.kungfu-guide.com/50besieged.html

http://www.dbijen.dds.nl/jokes/teletubbies.jpg a little worse for wear

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/powehi-black-hole-name-meaning-definition-space-photo-image-a8867561.html?fbclid=IwAR3GP8MgIM2Z88RtReo99VreNmpeajx3D9xUvfhfSIDxbF_pnt525HBfHXo

[Aug 24 2001, last modified Mar 29 2021]

1/2 bakery book (+44, -4)
18th Century halfbakery (+18, -2)
21st Century Pope (+8, -3)
4 in 1 aerosol sprays (+16, -2)
a lump of coal at midnight (+20, -1)
a night garden (+57, -6)
a row boat sofa (+19, -1)
a stapler that squeals when you pick it up and its empty (+13)
A-Z 1/2 B (+4, -9)
aid to logging off of this website (+9, -7)
air kissing for the French (+6, -6)
all tanked up (+5, -3)
AllBlacks V England Nutcracker – Sweet (+9, -2)
alligator guns (+4, -3)
an animated green man (+15, -2)
an astronomical over-head light projector (+3, -1)
animal librarians (+25, -7)
anti-stabbing kitchen knife (+13, -8)
anti-superbug neckties. (+8)
anti-venom and anti-throttle socks (+7, -2)
astroturf football boots (+5, -2)
automatic clock reset... (+8, -1)
baby’s mobile using infant energy (+17, -1)
baby saddle (+2, -1)
backward alarm clocks (+11, -3)
bacon vest (+13, -13)
balloon bursting knickers (+4, -2)
bar relief (+3, -2)
barnacle helmet (+2, -4)
begging bowl (+5, -9)
bellybutton mp3 player (+12)
bend it with Fido (+19, -1)
best thing since sliced bread (+49, -8)
beta-fit super-shod bags (+7, -1)
beta-plumbing for kinky bathing (+10, -1)
big hug seatbelts (+6, -3)
big kids scalextric racing (+3, -1)
binectacles (+9)
birdtable shoulderpads (+5, -1)
Black Watch mop (+9, -3)
bladder alert belt (+7, -8)
blatantly idiotic predictions for 2008 (+3, -2)
bleedin’ paper (+23, -1)
blinkin’ obvious (+8, -2)
blue tooth fairy (+1, -1)
blunderbuss tennis racquet (+2, -1)
bring the gym (+10)
bullies reunited (+1, -1)
busy button on a printer (+14, -1)
canned mash (+6, -1)
capitalised bridges (+14, -3)
carbonated ketchup (+4)
carrot crisps (+9, -6)
cartoogle (+39)
cat caricature artist (+6, -8)
cat coloured trousers (+10)
celebrity plates (+2)
chess conkers (+9, -1)
chirpy, chirpy, cheep, cheep. (+13, -3)
chocolate conkers game (0)
chocolate fireworks (+15)
christmas dinner pizza (+7, -3)
circular bowling lanes (+8, -1)
clumsy fool proof drain cover (+6, -2)
coin-operated bullet proof vest (+38, -3)
compulsory lottery winnings (0)
computer paper (+4, -2)
computerised blood pressure monitor (+4)
conjoined liquid sachet separate & seal tool (+2, -1)
conserve the conservationists (+4)
convert water patches on ceilings to art (+7, -2)
crab hat (+9, -3)
crash, bang, wallop christmas cards (+2)
crash buddies (+2)
crazy soap (+9, -1)
criminal nose job (+4)
cruet to be kind (+8, -2)
crumbs! crumbs! (+3)
crying memory stick (+5)
cryptic sudoku (+7, -2)
cucumber glasses (+21, -1)
dancing squaddies (+2)
dapper wrapper zapper (0)
decoy duck (+10, -2)
Dental Buds (+2)
dental radio (+1, -1)
disposable vacuum cleaner (+10)
do the knowledge online (+19, -1)
doggy dental glove (+1)
doner und blitzen (+5, -1)
double bang lock (+5, -1)
double sided suction pad (0)
double sided weakly gluey cellotape ™ (+4, -1)
dress code for riding camels, starting with socks (+6, -6)
drive-thru chiropodists (+10)
dustbag vacuum attachment (+1)
eat your teeth (+7, -6)
edible mouse trap (+10, -4)
edible staples (+16, -4)
elastic clothesline (with pegs) (+2)
electric ladder (+7)
electric wings (+6, -1)
electrically assisted eggs (+3)
email addressbook (0)
emergency metallic food tags on cans (+2)
emergency radios (+4)
emergency roundabouts (+35, -1)
empty party poppers (+14, -1)
end wilt for green things (+5, -1)
etch-a-sketch eraser (+6)
exchange wedding fingers (0)
exploding head nodding dog (+17)
exterior post-it notes (+6)
extreme banisters (experimental phase) (+6, -1)
fabergé ovrery (+8)
face recognition automatic doors (+5, -3)
facial exercise through language (+2, -1)
Fake Engagement (chocolate) Rings (+9, -1)
false nails with attachments (+1)
faux film, faux paddy - pretend I'm a prima donna (+3)
feather the sporting nest (+4, -1)
fibre optic eyelashes (+44, -2)
find my car keyring (+3)
finish the Great Wall of China (+17, -5)
fishy house of fun (+1, -1)
flag it up (+8)
flame-wear (+3, -5)
flash chewy nails (+2)
flippin’ emergency person pod (+5)
fractal jigsaws (+5)
fried egg flipper (+9, -2)
fur covered paperclips (+13, -1)
garden angels (+6, -4)
Geek Code Matchmaker (+6, -1)
global ringing stone harvesting company (+6)
global seance (+3, -9)
Go-Boy-Go (+3, -3)
Good Times (+6)
granny bears (+2)
gritting trousers (+8)
grot idol (+2, -1)
half-bakery game (+4, -1)
half shredder (+5)
Halfbakery Artistic Appreciation Calender 2003 (+2)
halfbakery halloween art exhibition (+11)
halfbakery new years resolutions (+4, -1)
halfbakery playing cards (+3)
hall of mirrors play area for red squirrels (+19, -1)
hands that do dishes (+5, -5)
hanging baskets (+5)
hangman plasters (+10, -2)
happy clappy buses (+3)
hard hats for eggs (+1, -1)
hats for houses (+2)
headbutt pin (+15)
health check for lego men (and women) (+10, -1)
Heartbreak Hotel (+11, -1)
Heathrow or not? (+21)
helium stuffed sausages (0)
help button (+8, -4)
helter skelter buses (+12, -2)
hey you're back.. (+14)
holographic bride and groom (+5)
hppy mssgng cake (+8, -4)
I spy flunkies (+1)
ice-cream alarm alerts (+1, -1)
ice-cream snow machine… (+1)
ice rope walking (+4, -2)
illusun (+3)
imperfect not tense (0)
inner city windmills (+4)
interior vacuum webcam (+2)
involuntary exercise for couch potatoes (+1)
jammed photocopier voodoo dolls (+19, -2)
jelly tops (+6)
jigsaw wall (+11, -1)
jornal diário / dagelijks krant / el periódico diario (+7, -1)
"Jury's Out" (+4, -2)
ketchup-based face cream (+2, -2)
keyboard cleaning gloves (+7)
“Kit in Bits” (+2)
knicker twister (+10, -4)
knuckleduster soap (+9)
lady pedal grip fluffy covers (+9)
last chance iron-on stickers (+5)
lazy lasagne laser (+15, -3)
lego slippers (+15, -1)
lego tripod (+4, -2)
London - soon (+7)
loo-roll re-winder (+2)
lookin' good? (+13, -2)
lost toys rescue service (+6)
magclips (0)
maglev meals (+4)
magnifying torch (+8, -1)
make a fruit statement (+4)
mannequin mayhem (+6, -4)
marbles are coming home (+6, -1)
marker pen finger stall (or small pen on a finger stall) (+3)
massive flat pack hysteria prevention service (0)
Mayday-Mayday Wheelchair Relay (+10)
medical monikers (+1)
megaorganism (+5, -3)
minnie mouse (+3, -1)
miserable buddha (+28, -2)
mobile dick (+13, -2)
mobile mail-box (0)
moebius strip slinky (+10, -8)
more than a Mexican wave… (+12, -4)
mortar board drones (+9)
motorised beanbag (+13)
mouse droppings (+9)
mud app (+4)
mud mask ball (+2)
mud-wrestling marionettes (+11)
my man in a bottle (+6)
my other car is a Porsche 911 (+10)
nail varnish remover felt-tip pens (+1)
neighbour’s noise pope smoke (+14, -3)
nessie babies (0)
never ending pockets (+12)
new skins for bananas (+4, -11)
next door’s xmas tree. (+5, -2)
nibbles dispenser (+9)
nice knobs (+10, -4)
night night tweetie pie! "screen saver" (-1)
ninja fighting baked beans (+6, -3)
ninja florists (+2)
nosebags for dogs (& cats come to that!) (+1, -1)
novelty electronic cakes (+10)
number recognition for mobiles (+1, -1)
nut-shooter camera attachment (+5)
“Oh What a Beautiful Tree” (+2)
on-board enlightenment (+7)
one man pantomime cow (+21, -1)
online tax discs (+6, -1)
optical illusionary clothing (+7)
origami dough (+5)
oscillating table fan complete with mini buckets. (+6, -2)
packets of seeds... (+1)
paintbrush washing machine (+5)
painting dancing feet (+17, -1)
palm reading for pets (+2, -2)
paper, scissors, stone – fillet steak. (+10, -5)
pass the sprout (+9, -1)
pavements for head bangers (+8, -8)
pebble pots (+6)
peel-me-a-grape home delivery service (+13, -5)
pen pals (+14, -2)
perfect pie dish (+8)
perforated dog biscuits (+1)
perpetual motion fun generator (+3)
personal challenge (+6, -4)
pet plasters (+1, -1)
pick a pinch of pickles (+17)
pick-me-apart Christmas door wreath (+3)
pilates pin (+10, -1)
pinball baby playmat (+6)
pinball wizard trolley (+11)
ping go the strings of my heart! (+6)
ping-pong ping-ball (+33, -2)
piston packing trolley (+11, -1)
pixelated lego faces (+6)
pizza mind game (+1)
playgrounds with NOISE… (+7, -6)
"please say again" listening mouse (+2, -3)
po’s su doku mayhem (+11, -1)
pocket shredder (+3)
poor print bowl (0)
popeye pots (+19)
pretty litter (+5)
psyche-out with slap (+8, -1)
psychedelic kaleidoscopic rainbow enhanced bubble bath (+4)
punishment pretty awfuk but not too bad (+2)
quuch-quuch-qchk-qchk aid (+7, -3)
rabbit no more – no more rabbit (+1, -1)
rain hat (0)
re-arrange supermarkets (+6, -4)
re-cycle old staples (+8, -2)
'really worried about dolphins' new nets (+4, -3)
reciprocal photos (+15)
remote controlled rat’s ass pruner (+4)
replacement corks and string for australian type hats (+4, -1)
Ride a Cock Horse (+8, -2)
right hemisphere re-activation garment (+8)
road-hump wine press (+6, -1)
route master (0)
rub yourself up the wrong way (+1)
rubber band printer (+18, -1)
rubik cube tv. (+22, -1)
rumba roomba (+8)
run-through-the-woods-naked modesty umbrella (+30, -3)
scales adjust-its (+3)
Scriptwriters for Incident Room Briefing Meetings (+4, -1)
sculptured clouds by one man and his gull (+1)
see-me boppers (+2)
see that plant smile? (0)
see-thru socks (+5, -4)
self blowing trumpet (+1)
self-flickin’ duster (0)
self-tickling machine (+18, -1)
shredding scissors (+12, -2)
silver linings for clouds (+3)
slurp sticks (+9, -1)
smart touch screen band aids (plasters) (+10)
smart washing machine (+15, -1)
smell samplers (+15)
smiley staples (+3, -1)
sofa so good (+21, -1)
soft bra (+10, -10)
soft staples (+16, -1)
soup timer (0)
Spider mouth guard (+6)
square bulb (+3)
squashable bollards (+10, -1)
stabilisers for motor-cycles (+3, -2)
Standup chameleons (+6, -4)
stanley knife type eraser (0)
steam powered surf board. (0)
stilt fencing (+7)
stone skimming machine (+19, -3)
strap a pedometer to your cat (+36, -1)
stuff that looks cheap and nasty and does not get stolen (+15, -8)
submarine ping – pong (+5, -2)
sumo alarm clock (+13)
sun cream towel (+14)
super glue sachets (+8)
super judges (+5)
supermarket pong (+8)
supersweeper (0)
swiss army handbag (+14, -2)
tabledancing rugby (+12, -1)
tablet grinder (0)
Tag the Builder (+7, -5)
“take me to the charity shop” bags (+6)
talking treads (0)
tea and coffee kettle (+1)
teach yourself to purr. (+22)
teensy weensy shredder (+7)
telescopic teddybears (+4)
tennis ball stampers (+3, -2)
the drama queen’s speech (0)
the imperfect idea (+9, -7)
the police car crime suspect head protector & depressor (+2)
the shooting gallery restaurant (+1, -1)
the stunt fruit & vegetable stall rental company (+12, -2)
thriller (+5)
tiddly Wii-nks (+11, -3)
tinkle bells (+9)
tissue of lies (+7, -2)
tooth pick tongue studs (+8)
transparent flower pots (+1)
travel american football (+3)
tremble cutlery (+20, -1)
TV tennis commentary (+6, -1)
twitching aid for beginners (+14)
umbrella kite (+4)
unbumps (+4, -1)
under-bed (and elsewhere) scary monster probe (+18, -6)
underground trains for underground trains (+6, -2)
unhighlighter stickers (+1)
unibubble bean bags (+32, -1)
unicorn nails (+6, -3)
urinal umbrella (+2, -1)
using mice to tune a piano… (+9, -1)
valeting iron (+1)
vanity palm (+5)
Vi-Pod (+9, -3)
vitamin enhanced washing powder (+3, -2)
waist watch for goldfish (+3)
warm blooded motors (+5, -3)
water fins (+5)
water for footballers (+2)
waterproof wedding dress (+6)
weary fondling crew (+8, -4)
well weird dictionary (+3, -3)
whale tail spoiler (+31, -5)
whine-activated weekend alarm clock (+1)
whispering in sign language (+4)
whistling electric kettle (+3, -3)
winning scratch cards (+17, -1)
wonky wheel indicator (0)
woolly knees (+2)
<working title> 10 things not to do in a heatwave (+4)
World Cup road cones (+3)
wrapping paper in all sizes (+3)
x-ray machine next to the photo booth in the post office (+5, -4)
yeti babies (+5, -1)
yoyo ear-rings (+16, -8)
zoom feature on television remote control (+3)
zzzzzz... (sound asleep) (+5, -2)

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