lightweight comfortable gloves impregnated with cleaning fluid (and handcream) allows you to valet your keyboard as you type. simples!-- po, Aug 11 2009 Like these. But betterer. http://agomax.manuf...-Cleaning-Glove.htmStandard, rub of the mill cleaning gloves. [Jinbish, Aug 11 2009] Specialist touch-typing gloves http://ancient.manu...08048652/Gloves.htmLet's see your words per minute in these babies! [Jinbish, Aug 11 2009] Dilbert's towel philosophy http://furrowed-bro...dom-of-dilbert.htmlOnly tangentially related, but I thought I'd post it anyway. [Gamma48, Aug 12 2009] A few things:Are they antistatic? (For getting into those nooks and crannies)Wouldn't you have to type "TheQuickbrownfoxjumpsover thelazydog 11223344556677889900--=+!,?-- Dub, Aug 11 2009 Nice.
P.S. I think you should conclude all of your ideas with 'simples!' from now on. (Don't forget to suck your teeth!)-- Jinbish, Aug 11 2009 how do you spell that kiss your teeth thingy?
I think its quite possible that MRSA, bird flu & swine flu all originated from keyboard mutants (possibly my keyboard mutants)
those mitts are laugh out loud funny. perhaps I should rename the idea mutant mitts.-- po, Aug 11 2009 they're probably disposable - might last a few days...
//squeezed out, rinsed, and re-impregnated // oooh you are awful but I like you!-- po, Aug 11 2009 //Wouldn't you have to type "TheQuickbrownfox..// No, just type what you normally do. Your gloved fingers will hit the grimier keys more often than the not-so-grimy keys. Very Tao.-- Gamma48, Aug 12 2009 popeye?-- po, Aug 12 2009 //Wouldn't you have to type "TheQuickbrownfoxjumpsover thelazydog // - "TheQuickbrownfox..." is so last-century - now the cool pangram is "Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz".-- hippo, Aug 12 2009 ahem, is that a euphemism?-- po, Aug 12 2009 i v[E JUsFT tRI./ed This -Wii'th Vasal-i0ne @ MY H0AND k8eeps Slipp0ing!-- skinflaps, Aug 12 2009 He's back!!! Yahoooo!-- xenzag, Aug 13 2009 [[[waves]]] bored with twitter then? hee hee.-- po, Aug 13 2009 hmm? - I must try it-- hippo, Aug 13 2009 Could be soothing after a hot curry? I've heard of people keeping toilet paper in the fridge for just that purpose.
Oh, you mean you must try *twitter*?!-- zen_tom, Aug 13 2009 I think it needs flip-over files to reach in between the keys, picture Edward Scissorhands.-- RayfordSteele, Aug 13 2009 random, halfbakery