toothpickths? nathty thingths. I thoved one right into my gum thisth morning and have been in thevere agony ever thinth.

they are very nith for removing biths of meat and thutch but do they really have to be tho perilith?

of courth not. put little thoft biths at the endths like cothon budths and end the sore mouth thituathion thing for good.
-- po, Nov 10 2003

I was about to fill the role of Grammar Gustapo ... I think there might be a product out there that helps with mouth pain that is in cotton swab form ... I'm looking for the link ...

Get well soon, [po] ... how much longer do they want to keep you in the hospital?
-- Letsbuildafort, Nov 10 2003


now thaths a loaded quethtchun :)

no, Lbf, I want thoft ended tooth pickths.
-- po, Nov 10 2003


AAAAhh ... SOFT-ENDED TOOTHPICKS ... gotcha ... I know dentists have the little rubber-nubbed instruments for picking at teeth ...
-- Letsbuildafort, Nov 10 2003


I once had a toothbrush that had a rubber cone affixed to the butt end, which I assume was intended to be a sort of interdental squeegee, but whose main effect was to make the toothbrush handle incompatible with the toothbrush rack.

I think what’s really needed is a special solvent, to be added to orange juice, that dissolves bacon gristle.
-- AO, Nov 10 2003


and popcorn shrapnel
-- Letsbuildafort, Nov 10 2003


Floth?
-- Condiment, Nov 10 2003


Floth Moufwass?
-- Letsbuildafort, Nov 10 2003


will you lot sthop taking the pith..
-- po, Nov 10 2003


Yes, I wondered where all the pith had got to. [po], my condolences and a bun (although I feel this must surely exist somewhere) to hold to your mangled gums.
-- k_sra, Nov 10 2003


Sounds a lot like a q-tip to me.
-- Condiment, Nov 10 2003


I am not making mythelf understhood in thith condithion. I love my denthal sthickth but I need to have thome proteckthion from them - lithle softh bits at the endths. oh buggar this for a game of soldthiers

thorry, cotton budths are q-thips
-- po, Nov 10 2003


aka, gggrrr. //I am not making mythelf understhood in thith condithion// you are being deliberately obtuth.. :)
-- po, Nov 10 2003


I'll sthick thomething in your ear before long...
-- po, Nov 10 2003


hmmmm. nobody likthes a sthmartarse!
-- po, Nov 10 2003


Poor old po.
-- The Kat, Nov 10 2003


Plastic toothpicks might be nice.
-- Worldgineer, May 20 2004



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