sold in the shop in a pick-and-mix assortment . these pretty false nails come with attachments that you might find useful.

buy singly or the full set of 10 or 8 or however many digits you have.

the attachments are embedded into the tip of the nail.

my choice might include a tooth pick, screw driver, pencil, rubber, tipex applicator, and a moistened sponge for counting money, (added 14.1.03 - an electric troll prod might be nice)
-- po, Jan 08 2003

Swiss Army Handbag http://www.halfbake...ss_20army_20handbag
You left it home today? ;) [DrCurry, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Handicraft Gloves http://www.halfbake...Handicraft_20Gloves
sort of like these [FarmerJohn, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Freddy Krueger http://www.nightmareonelmstreet.com/
[Shz, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

Spud gun http://www.airpistol.co.uk/spud.htm
Admittedly difficult to insert into a fingernail attachment. But maybe with some kind of wrist supplement... [Jinbish, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

Dentools http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Dentools
Chew yer nails with this. [Amos Kito, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Would these attachments be retractable? If they’re not it could be hell doing other things. I like the idea but the practicality may need some work. Swiss army nails. (+)
-- talen, Jan 08 2003


they could come with detachable covers like ball point pens perhaps
-- po, Jan 08 2003


Ah, yes, the Swiss Army Fingernail...
-- DrCurry, Jan 08 2003


Detachable covers...hmm...interesting, what happens if you lose a cover?
-- talen, Jan 08 2003


I'll take 21 please.

But I'll pass on the pencil... sounds like instant arthritis writing with one finger.
-- RayfordSteele, Jan 08 2003


Men of many parts, I guess. Perhaps you should get one.
-- DrCurry, Jan 08 2003


[DrC], I lock it away in a spare cupboard for safekeeping.
-- po, Jan 08 2003


Freddy Krueger comes to mind. <link>
-- Shz, Jan 08 2003


his wife will never send him shopping again, he came back with a bargain pack of 50 toothpicks.
-- po, Jan 08 2003


Opening E-nail attachments is a bad idea. You could get a virus.
-- snarfyguy, Jan 08 2003


Can you board a major airline with these?
-- jurist, Jan 09 2003


I'll take the back scratcher and fly swatter please.
-- talen, Jan 09 2003


Spud gun for me.
-- Jinbish, Jan 09 2003


A teeny tiny paintbrush would be just smashing.
-- madradish, Jan 14 2003


oh thank goodness, I thought bliss and forni were having a row. [gaso] you win some - you lose some, <shrugs> get over it :)

..we had a mad moment with gasolinebiggulp04 and then normal service was resumed - truly hope the problem is resolved...
-- po, Jan 14 2003


GBG, what you been gulping then? Cos your brain is not functioning.
-- The Kat, Jan 14 2003


leave him - I like to know where my foes are - cheers! happy new year, jutta!
-- po, Jan 14 2003


Do you have those nails in "telescopic"? I could use a decent back-scratcher.
-- Amos Kito, Jan 14 2003


po-scissorhands!
-- skinflaps, Jan 14 2003


//tooth pick, screw driver, pencil, rubber, tipex applicator, and a moistened sponge//

Extra care to be taken in the bedroom, and drunken fumbles are certainly out of the question. Or maybe there are some other attachments...

+
-- whimsickle, Jan 15 2003


[GBG4] The half bakery is not about over the top insults it is about ideas, sure a few mild insults are fine here and there but the enormity of the way you lashed out at po is a disgrace. You have one choice shape up or ship out. You mess with one honest baker you mess with all of them. You’re in way over your head now. I vote for permanent banishment from the bakery!

Btw I think you are the one with the problem(s) and since you are obviously too immature to come to terms with them you are discriminating against others and accusing them of having your problems, therefore you’re the overweight one with a small penis. Ha!
-- talen, Jan 15 2003


RIP GasGobbler! you were given every chance I feel.

I would like this idea to have another chance - lets vote for the idea and not against the troll.
-- po, Jan 22 2003


Sorry, I'm not changing my vote.
-- egbert, Jan 22 2003


apologies not necessary - Ta
-- po, Jan 22 2003


ditto.
-- skinflaps, Jan 22 2003


whenever I can't find something, "********" is usually how I refer to it. + for perception.
-- Eugene, Sep 18 2003



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