When I was a kid, bib overalls were worn foremost by (train) engineers. Even carpenters and real farmers sported the sturdy dungarees. This utilitarian garment is back with a few changes. The crotch is opened up to pass the head through the fly, and the legs are hemmed up to the wrists.
Voila, a jeans shirt extraordinaire to match your Armani contact lenses. Add a section to the middle, the bib becomes a loincloth, and Madame is très chic in an eye-popping dress worn over panties or shorts. Named nds!pa pomus since they’re overalls upside down.-- FarmerJohn, Aug 17 2004 (?) drawing http://www.geocitie...johnnie/pomus.html? [FarmerJohn, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004] You're a strange one John. My wife doesn't like it, but I can't fishbone a drawing like that.-- Worldgineer, Aug 17 2004 I'd talk to her. croissant for you-- Around TUIT, Aug 17 2004 Didn't you already do upside down clothing? (Took me a few moments to figure out the title.)-- DrCurry, Aug 17 2004 Excellent, but she doesn’t measure up to the traditional orientation—I mean, without a shirt, of course.-- ldischler, Aug 17 2004 Did you not wish to use the gold standard?
umop apisdn-- thumbwax, Aug 17 2004 What [xawbmuht] wrote.-- skinflaps, Aug 17 2004 [Doktor C] No. I did do a +shirt that can be worn backwards, sideways and/or downside up.
[thumb, skin] Yours is purttier except for the !.-- FarmerJohn, Aug 17 2004 Well thank goodness there's a drawing! +-- dentworth, Aug 17 2004 [twitch] +-- sartep, Aug 17 2004 ¿auoq / unq I 11!m-- Ling, Aug 17 2004 Ironically, the straps add depth to an otherwise heartless tableture. I originally thought this idea was a way to distribute fabric in remade garments so to relieve the normal pattern of wear at stress points, but I see you've gone one better there [FarmerJohn]. Bravo on a neat design!-- dpsyplc, Aug 17 2004 Oh jeeze. I didn't understand what you were saying whilst reading the idea, [FJ], but when I saw the drawing I almost fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard. I'd guard that design jealously if I were you--wouldn't want to see that creation on the Yves Saint Laurent catwalk next spring with no due credit to you.-- Machiavelli, Aug 17 2004 Reading these annotations, I can't determine now which of them are OK and which are flipped or rotated. At the moment, all left-to-right texts seems a bit suspicious.
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(+ great idea, btw)-- shibolim, Aug 17 2004 It's good to know I'm not the only one going cross-eyed, then.-- Machiavelli, Aug 17 2004 I thought only my mind worked like this......expect to see this in Paris and New York next year.-- normzone, Aug 17 2004 I got kind of turned on by that drawing. One slightly moist bun from me.-- bungston, Aug 17 2004 Oohhhh [bungston]! That's it for me. I can't laugh anymore today. My cheeks (on my face) and abs are sore already. No more laughter...please.-- Machiavelli, Aug 17 2004 Bungston, that's more than I needed to know.-- Freefall, Aug 17 2004 ***resists the temptation to mention cream-filled buns***-- Machiavelli, Aug 17 2004 I don't think [FJ] requires his name under his ideas any longer. As soon as I read "The crotch is opened up to pass the head through the fly" I knew who was behind this monstrosity.-- wagster, Aug 17 2004 Probably the line that gave bung a semi.-- waugsqueke, Aug 17 2004 Er... semi?-- Detly, Aug 17 2004 FJ: Nah, I distinctly remember a drawing of yours of two pairs of jeans sewn together at the leg end.-- DrCurry, Aug 17 2004 [Detly] It's somewhere in the dictionary between noodle and woody.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 17 2004 Shouldn't the name be ,,sumop apisdn,,?-- supercat, Aug 18 2004 See thumbwax's anno and my reply above.-- FarmerJohn, Aug 18 2004 agreed FJ but yours reads from right to left!-- po, Aug 18 2004 It depends if one rotates the whole title or each letter (not quite cricket) before reading.-- FarmerJohn, Aug 18 2004 [Zanzibar], that's exactly what I was going to say! Took the words right out of my mouth.-- Machiavelli, Aug 18 2004 Freakin' awesome. I'm with wagster, I had to read that line at least twice to conceive, but I at once knew to whom it belonged. +unq-- absterge, Aug 19 2004 random, halfbakery