Nihil bonum fuit umquam peractae a bene libratum persona.

I am not bitter. Just twisted.

**UPDATE** I am now bitter.

**Further update** Really jolly bitter.

[Feb 04 2007, last modified Feb 11 2020]

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100kV mole killer (+5, -7)
100m Hg (+20, -5)
100m hurdles_2 (+1, -2)
101 101 (+3, -4)
1337 for mathematic1ans. (+4, -6)
1D movies (+21, -3)
27,462 PhDs (+16, -4)
3D extruder (+2, -3)
3D paper printer (+5, -1)
60pps display (+10, -1)
747 aerobatic display team (+11)
8bar Sound (+4, -2)
9v glass (+4)
A slightly early farewell (+31)
A whale in the Serengeti (+10)
Abandoned Lighthouse Nuclear Reactors (+2, -1)
Adaptive contact lens (+1)
Adoptacloud.org (+20, -2)
Advertising butterflies (+9, -1)
Advertising Jingle Birds (+3)
Air-barrier rocket nozzle (+3)
Airbus "Ekranoplan" mode (+4, -1)
Alien abduction booking service (+16)
All you can carry supermarket (+11, -3)
Alphabetic Morse bullets (+12)
Ambient screwdriver (+4, -1)
Andor (and/or Orand) (+9, -2)
Animal footprints (+4)
Ant shoes (+17, -2)
Anti-bear sombrero IV (+1, -1)
Anti-drone mesh (0)
Appliqué urban anti-vehicle mime (+2)
Arkoff (+2)
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Arm stilts (+5, -3)
Around the World in 80 Festivals (+5, -1)
Asymmetric loo roll (+5)
Attachment Open! warning (+4)
Audio knurling (+6)
Aural perfumes (+8, -1)
Auto-adaptive fonts for dyslexics (+10)
Auto-ejecting ice-tray (+10)
Automated face substititor (+4, -2)
Autotune violin (+4)
Auxiliary Smokey Bacon Crisps (+14, -1)
Avogadro's Number (+4)
Backfire button (+4)
Backside supercharger (+1)
Ballistic Curling (+7, -2)
Bananaboni (+3, -1)
Barnes-Wallace Offshore Skydiving Society (+8, -2)
BearBeGone anti-bear sleeve (+5, -1)
Becruzzle (+2)
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Behavioural palaeontology (+22, -1)
Better invisibility suit. (+3)
Better Solar Still (+2)
Betterfly Hinge (+26, -1)
Bi-millennial revision of surnames (+5)
Bidirectional potato masher (+3)
Big Clock (+1)
Big mirror for law enforcement (+4)
Big Vinyl (+7)
Bikiteoplan (+2)
Bio-autotune (+5)
Biofeedback ear-wiggling aid (+3)
Bioluminescent clouds (+2, -1)
Bioterrorism obfuscation language (+2)
Bladderloon (+1)
Blatantly Idiotic Predictions for 2015 (+6, -2)
Blatantly Idiotic Predictions for 2016 (+1, -3)
Blood Pressure Relief Valve (+4)
Bloodye (+2)
Bluetooth dirigible moth upgrade (+2)
BluRay scanning microscope (+3, -1)
Body clock (+2)
Bodykiting (+10, -2)
Bold or Italic Cursor (+4)
Bonsai weather (+4)
Bookies' vote (+1, -1)
Bouncing Ball Escapement (+10, -1)
Bouncing ball flying car (+4)
Bourbakery (+11)
Bow-wave capture for boats (+8)
Breathalizer Faker II (+1)
Breech-loading toilet (+7, -1)
Bricky-tape (+9, -1)
British Standard Slew (+5)
Broadcast all TV at double speed (+12, -4)
Broadsheet iPhone emulator (+1)
Buchanan-Foucault-Powerball generator (+4, -1)
Budget Terraforming (+3)
Bug-eyed glasses (+4, -1)
Bumblebeeskin gloves (+6, -2)
Bungee jumping but... (+6)
Bungee Rocket (+6)
Burka-compatible Segway (+2)
Buy my luck.com (+12, -1)
Calamari-cut catgut chain-mail tennis racquet. (+2)
Calculator Ka-ching button (+8)
Car aircraft simulation (+20, -1)
Car indicator indicator. (+11)
Car Seat Gutters (+10, -1)
Cardiac Arrest Shock Pants (+2)
Catgems (+5)
Centrifuge strobe (+7)
Channel Tunnel Didgeridoo (+10)
Chaotic Pendulum Clock (+16)
Cheap mine clearer (-2)
Cheese (+10, -5)
Cheese book (+11, -4)
Cheese causes typhoons (+19, -2)
Chicken pencil head (+5)
chlorophyll reduces street crime (+9, -2)
Chocolate-filled bumblebees (+2, -1)
Cirque du soleil mass transit (+12, -3)
CIty Aircon (+1, -1)
Clock clock (+8)
Clockspring overwinding preventor (+3)
Close-quarters ballista (+2, -2)
Cocktail dunkers (+2)
Cocktail dunking biscuits (+5)
Coffman starter retrofit (+5)
Colour-blindness glasses (+7)
Columbo day (+20, -1)
Combination lock phone. (+3)
Comedicoin (+4)
Commentator exchange programme (+5, -1)
Competitive Inverted Deadlifting for the Morbidly Obese (+2, -1)
Computer REM sleep mode (+5)
Conseil Européen pour la Recherche Theologique (+4, -1)
Constant linear velocity record (+2)
Continuous-self-destruction nuclear fusion (+3)
Cordless Drill Rollerblade Adaptors (+6)
Crashable Aircraft (+6)
Cricket modulation kit (+17, -1)
Cuckoo beard (+13)
Curtain in-air refuelling (+1)
Custom Dustom (+3)
Cylinder-less CO2 incubator (+4)
Cymatic fishing (+3)
Damascus Sandwich (+9, -1)
Dandelion clock (+10, -2)
Dark Charge (+1, -1)
Daschund Luge II (+7, -1)
Degaminator. (+4, -1)
Delaminate Wales (+4)
Depleted Uranium Sunflower Seeds (+3)
Dewey Decimal standardization of Chinese food (+8)
Dial-from-screen (+1)
Diamond Screwdriver (+3)
Die-cut pork scratchings (+2, -3)
Different better invisibility suit (-1)
Diffraction Tartan (+3)
Digital slide rule (+29, -1)
Digital vinyl (+2)
Disconcertion Mirror (+4)
Dolphin and whale communicator (0)
Domain-specific magic 8-ball (+7, -1)
Doof! (+6)
Double helical folding hard-top (+4)
Doughnutoplane (+2)
Dr.No's Demolition Squad (+13, -1)
Dream Scratcher II (+2)
Driverless Car Assistance (+5)
Driveway detcord net (+4)
Drone grousing (+1)
Drosophila-based holographic display (+3)
Drugs? No shit. (+2)
Drunk Tennis (0)
Dual Jigsaw (+12)
Dubspeak (+4, -3)
Dust holographic display (+2)
Dustometer (+7, -1)
Dynamically-stabilised vacuum balloon (+1)
E-cigarette phone (+2)
Earthquake-cancelling Exbose-ive array (+2, -4)
Earthquake music (+3)
eBay Scotland (+1, -1)
ECG Piercings (+3)
Edit your last annotation to make the subsequent comment look rediculous (+4, -3)
Einsteinian movie. (+6)
Elastic telescope. (+4)
Elderly Physicist Euthanastic Diffraction (+1)
Electric Chair Escape Prank (+2, -1)
Electric Eel Power, Data and Water (-1)
Electrolysed finger smell (+1)
Electromagnetic panel-beating (+1)
Electromagnetic space-junk decelerator (+1)
Electrospray urinal (+14, -1)
Electrostatic Hamster Toy (+4)
Electrostatic swarms (+2, -1)
Electrostrokaphone (+2)
Elevator elevation camera (+37)
Emergency Lasers in all Schools (-1)
Emergent invention (+10, -3)
English Channel Dwy (+6, -2)
English-to-English translation (+13, -1)
Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman Retirement Homes (+19, -1)
Environmental Green [Shield] Stamps (+5, -1)
Eppendorf popup toaster (+3)
Erasable Ink (+3)
Esplodey Atmospheric Softener (+1)
Et cetera software option (+7)
Eureka mark. (+5)
Expand the UK (II) (+4, -1)
Expandable abbreviations (+5)
Explosive boil remover (+6)
Explosive decompression meat tenderizer (+20, -3)
Explosive tattooing (+8)
Extreme Green Lofting (+6)
Extruded car (+3, -2)
Eye-tracking mouse pointer (+8)
Eyelid lenses (+5)
EyeOpener (+7, -1)
FakeMe.com (+5)
Fan-assisted vocals (+5)
FarmFair (+1, -3)
Farting Website (+4)
Festive napalm (+4)
Fetch Mars (+9, -4)
Fibre-optics for blondes (+12, -1)
Figners (+10, -1)
Filenames editable in window (+6, -1)
Fireworks in space (+5)
Fishnet* stockings on the moon (+3)
Flag made entirely of flames (+4)
Flail hat (+2)
Flashmob Ekranoplan (+3)
Fliegenspiel (+9)
Flood gel (+10)
Fly gun (+2)
FlyBegone window funnel (+7, -2)
Flying blade helicopter (+2)
Foam-walled shelter for firefighters (+3)
Foley Dentures (+5)
Four-stroke internal combustion speakers (+4)
Free energy or antigravity (+5)
French par osmosis (+42, -2)
French-to-English Mallet (+14, -5)
FridgePets (+5)
Fully functional arm extensions (+3)
Functional wrist sundial (+4)
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Gardening dogs (+13, -1)
Giant African Land Snail Exercise Wheel (+11)
Giant Cannibal Spider-Chickens (+6, -2)
Giant Hamster for London Eye (+13, -1)
Glasses Anglaises (+1, -2)
God Locum (+4)
Gold fish (+6, -1)
Gold panning by density alone (+6)
Gold-panning caddis flies (+4)
Gold panning non-submersible arc welder (+6)
Gold panning non-submersible car (+2)
Gold panning submersible bot (+10)
Google Art (+3)
Google Mirth (+6, -2)
Goose and Turkey Keeperwarmers (+1)
Gotcha - Surgical Surprise Implants (+11)
Graffiti Whoomfers (+9)
Granular LOX (+3)
Graphical Candy (+9, -1)
Gravitationally coupled spaceship (+8)
Great Human Resources Managers of Our Time (+1, -2)
Guard elephants (+6)
Guided Arrow (+11)
Gulper rocket (+7, -1)
Gun Toaster (+7)
Hadron repair facility (+4)
Hairp (+8)
Half full or half empty indicator. (+13, -1)
Halfbakery Prior Art Placeholder (+1, -2)
Halfbakery renormalisation (+6, -30)
Happy Halfoween, Jutta (+19)
Happy Hunger Implant (+3)
Happy New Year! (+9)
Hardware clone stamp (+14)
HB Meta-post (+4)
HB Proof Correction's (+1)
Heart/lung machine heating (+7)
Heaven: a travel guide (+3)
Helicase (+8)
High viscosity snowglobe (+3)
Hijack! (+6, -1)
Hijack the ISS to Mars (+4, -1)
Homeopathic statistics (+8, -1)
Hoodpants (+10)
Hoovercraft (+3, -1)
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Horological Lumberjacking Biathlon (+13)
How do I look on Skype? (+1, -2)
How was my feedback? (+13, -1)
Hundred Metres One Man Band (+21, -2)
Hybrid Plane (0)
I accept for fuxake. (+3, -1)
I Ching Genomics (+3, -4)
Iceberg saves Titanic! (+7, -1)
ICU (+3)
If/2 (+27)
If you don't believe me... (+10)
Immortal Snowman (+1)
Incinerator alarm clock (+2, -1)
Incredibly tall barbell weights (+2)
Infinite depth of field contact lens (+2, -1)
Infrasonic Upshifter (+9)
Inhomogeneous Newton's Cradle (+7)
Insect microfluidic components (+21)
Instinction (+1)
Integral Laptop Strap (+15, -2)
Intelligent nutcrackers (+3)
International 'Dance For Security Cameras' Day (+54, -3)
International Dangerous Day (+11, -2)
International Quarantine Week (+11, -1)
International US elections (+6, -9)
Internet-enabled fish (+3, -1)
Intumescent Ink for the blind (+9)
Inverse 354c Chroma-Key Suit (+2)
Inverse hunting (+5)
Inverted reversed swingcraft (+7)
Invisible Unicycle (+5)
IoP (+5)
iPod bra-dock. (+12, -1)
iPOV (+5)
Iridescent air (+2)
Iridescent water (+7)
Japan (+18, -1)
Jargon Footprint (+5, -1)
Jet-deployable breadcrumbs (+1)
Jet engine + lox = rocket (+5)
Jobswap.com (+5)
Jumper trampolines (+3, -1)
Jurassic Asteroids (+5)
Just the movie (+23)
Karaoke Tooth (+1)
Kelvin? Schmelvin! (+10, -4)
Keyhole surgery by rat (+5, -1)
KillerNewton's Cradle. (+7)
Kleinbag (+3)
Knitted Car Cosy (+5)
Kopi cat (+5)
Lacquer France (+2)
Laptop Post-It recess (+10, -3)
Laptop roof tiles (+13)
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Laser drill-square (+6)
Laser Lunar Flashmob (+4)
Lathed Christmas Trees (+4)
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Laying a log (+4, -3)
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LCD Sprites (+1)
Learning to Read with Uncle Hannibal (+19, -1)
LED garden lights, onnastick. (+4)
LED twinkly snowglobe (+4)
LEDiamond (+4)
Lightning-powered buttermaking (+12)
Limeraiku (+4)
Linear accelerated instant teapot (+5)
Linear Mechanical Wristwatch (+10)
Liquid nitrogen butchery (+4)
Lock Open Window (+8)
Long ammo (+4)
Long-stroke single-piston reconfigurable internal combustion (+3, -8)
Loop no-chain saw (+3)
Lottery scam (+3, -1)
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Low-pressure ramjet ion thruster (+3, -1)
LOX gel fuel (+6, -3)
Lumberjack Tee (+1)
Machine for Coffee (+4, -1)
Magnetic lock-pins (+2)
Magnetic monopole. (+6, -3)
Magnifier coins (+7)
Mains powered man-carrying drone (+3)
Make political parties illegal (+1, -2)
Making a map of Leicester (+20, -1)
Mammograms (+3, -1)
Manly Sewing Machine (+28)
Marching Cathedral Organ (+7)
Marked-for-greatness (+30)
Mars - a paradise, but not for you. (+4)
Mass-transit cranes (+9, -3)
Maxwell's Demonic Lifting Surface (+10, -5)
Maxwell's Piston (+4, -1)
Meat bread (+6, -6)
Meat-flavoured bubbles (+11)
Mechanical Calculator 2015 (+4)
Mechanical calculator watch (+7)
Melty Gooseneck (+12, -1)
Memory stick nest (+8)
Mercedes crystal (+27, -1)
Metagenomics Analysis of Bernie's Clam Sauce (+3)
Metal detecting skates (+4)
Metallic Ketchup (+6, -1)
Metallic wood (+8)
Metric fish (+4)
Mexican border hedge (+2)
Micromolar (+3)
Military head price (+1, -2)
Mine the Emperor's Tomb (+3, -1)
Mint chocolates (+7, -1)
Mission: Airy Position (+1)
Moholaser (+7)
Moiré Flyscreens (+9)
Molecular Biologist - Heal Thyself (+20)
More Code (+3)
More Space Prizes! (+14)
Motorized Laptop Scroll (+2)
Motorway Sign University (+4)
Mouse barcode reader (+22, -2)
Mouse Levitator (+3)
Mousetache (+3, -2)
MPORG treadmill (+4)
Multi-directional microphone (+2)
Multi-rotor self-winding watch (+2)
Multi-timbral theremin (+10, -1)
Musical Dental Floss (+2)
Musical suction cups (+4, -1)
N-Prize (+73, -4)
Nasal Fireworks (+3)
National Being Drunk Day (+10, -1)
National Smell Like a Dog Day (+6, -1)
Navel cam (+5, -1)
Neanderthal body mods (+8)
Newton's Swingchair (+4, -1)
Ninja Fillums (+10)
Noise cancelling cancellation (-1)
Non-burstable pipes (+11)
Non-working Reactionless Drive (+4, -5)
Nosecooler (+10)
Nostradam-R-us.com (+1)
Office castles (+8, -2)
Omnidirectional retaliatory laser (0)
One-shot vapes (+2, -1)
Online shopping with cash (+4)
Outriders for Hire (+17)
P32 forensic avoidance (+1)
Pacific Data Storage (+3, -1)
Paint Pin (+9, -2)
Pancreatic Hot Water Bottle (+9)
Paper Ribbon 3D printer (+5)
Paper Vinyl (+3)
Parlons Auto (+11, -2)
Parma Beef (+3)
Parson's Code for Images (+2)
Party Popper Rocket (+1)
Patrick Moore, RIP (+14, -1)
Pausulator (+2)
Paving Text (+8)
Pay Attention beep. (+2)
Pay for the Amazon (+11)
Peel-off wallpaper layers (+8)
Peelable skin (+2, -3)
Perforated biscuits (+2)
Peristaltic naturally artificial heart (+8)
Phoneback sandwich toaster (+4)
Phonetic Equivalence Search (+6)
Photattoo (+9)
Piano fingering corrector (+6, -1)
Pianodometer (+5)
Piezo-stabilized strut (+2)
Piezoelectric chewing gum (+6, -2)
Piezoelectric rock chisel II (+1)
Pirate Big Brother (+3)
PixelPark (+6)
PixelWair (+5)
Podcast search function (+2)
Pointless calculator (+15, -4)
Polar fishing (+2, -1)
Poor Science Mockery Mob (+9, -1)
Pop-up idea summary (+1, -2)
Popcheese (+18, -2)
Popcorn Hat (+9, -4)
PopCraft Moulded Popcorn Machine (+6)
PopToast (+2)
Post-apocalyptic retirement home (+16)
POV sphere (+2)
Powdered toiletries for the TSA (+2)
Prayer amalgamation and reselling app (+6)
PredatorVisionCam (+3)
Predictive Cricket Glasses (0)
Prept (+4)
Pressurised solar system. (+3)
Prime slides (+6)
Primordial Oxtail Soup (+3, -1)
Print-in-my-book printer (+2, -1)
Print Mower (+5)
Product advertisements (+2)
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Project Ball Squeezer (+4)
Proper copper orrery (+5)
Prosthetic koala (+2)
Public clifftop skydiving (+10)
Public Temperature Bells (+14)
Pykrete against global warming (+3)
Pyrotechnic mole remover (+9, -4)
QRoogle Earth (+2)
Quantum Dot Fishfood (+8, -1)
Quantum god (+2)
Radical Remould (+2)
Rainpowered Giant Public Kelvin Thunderstorm (+10)
Ratulator (+5)
RC Hawking (+17, -3)
Real-world mute button (+6, -1)
Recapitalization of Western Businesses (+1, -3)
Reincarnation music (0)
Relative speedometer (+2)
Religiously Acceptable Camera (+3)
Remind Me There (+6, -1)
Remote Control Cleaner (+1)
Remote Control Fishing (+1, -2)
Remote laser tagging (+4, -1)
Rename Sir David Attenborough (+9, -2)
Rental Nations (-1)
Rentisham's Traditional Flenting Wax (+53, -3)
Rerun 1989 (+5, -2)
Rescind the Outer Space Treaty (+6)
Resonant Fly Immobiliser (+32, -1)
Retain your favourite memories post-mortem (+8)
Reverse Coral Reefs (+5)
Revolution.org (-1)
Rhino power marketing stunt for weather (+4, -2)
Rifle Jenga (+7, -1)
Ringboard (+3)
Riot control spiders (+3)
RIP Heinz Wolff (+8)
RIP John Nash (+3, -1)
RIP Linus Folkes (+5, -1)
Ripply light (+3)
Robonit (+9, -1)
Robotic cheese-space explorer (+14, -2)
Robotic percussive panel-beater (+6, -1)
Rock/Paper/Scissors currency system (+9, -1)
Rock stratum power storage (+5, -1)
Rotaty cube (+8)
Rubber ear mobile phone cover (+7)
Rubik's Earth (+19, -2)
Rulerphone (+9)
Ruling, single-handed. (+3)
RVR Glasses (+7)
Safety accidents (+9)
Safety Cheese (+5, -1)
Santa Claus (+1)
Santa Klaus Barbie (+3)
Savour of the Universe (+4)
Schrödinger's mouse (+8, -2)
Schrödinger Scat (+4, -5)
Schrodinger's Alarm Clöck (+6, -4)
Schrodinger's Twin Slit Experiment (+10, -3)
ScreenShades (+10, -2)
Screw engines (+1)
Screw rockets (+3)
Screw you Cafetiere (+7)
Screw your DNA (+3)
SCUBA Car Interior (+7, -2)
Seating plan for Hell (+16, -3)
Second Law of Thermodynamics Temporal Violator (+4, -3)
Seismic egg timer (+8, -1)
Self-assembling rods (+2, -3)
Self-extinguishing candle XXV (+4, -1)
Self-geared flywheel (+2, -1)
Self Medication Chocolate Ice Cream (+5)
Self-organising cubes (+11)
Self-refrigerated shoes (+20)
Self-shelling nuts (+12, -1)
Self-shrouded propeller (+4)
Self-sustaining Newton's Cradle (+3)
Shipping Container Tetris (+4)
Shoot the Amazon (+6)
Shot tower icemaker (+4)
Sick club (+5)
Sign not in use sign not in use sign (+7)
Silly Putty Seatbelt (+3)
Simplified euthanasia (+5, -1)
Single-leaf tea (+3)
Sink the oil! (+5, -1)
Skinny Monkey Slimming Shoes (+6, -1)
Skip Pool (+11)
Skipping-stone wingsuit lander (+5, -1)
Skuge (+8, -3)
Sky harpoon (+14, -2)
Skyscraper web (+3)
Sleeping leopard tree ornament (+8)
Slow bowls (+4)
Slow light (+6)
Slowly Expanding Executive Pen (+11)
Small Dog Drone (+8)
Smuggle-me-Snugly. (+7)
Snow globe snow globe (+1, -2)
Snow power (+7, -3)
Snowball Cores (+13)
Snowglobe contact lens (+1, -2)
So you think you're a psychic? (+5, -1)
Soap Box Derby gravity powered rack and pinion (+6)
Solar-powered waterless plant waterer (+8, -2)
Solid fuel lighter VI (+5)
Solid fuel lighter XXX (-1)
Solid gold exhibit. (+15, -1)
Son of Where's that noise coming from (+6)
Sound-cancelling earplugs (+6, -2)
Soup By Post (+9)
Spamku (+18, -3)
Sparkling wine (+30, -1)
Speech Referee II (+6)
Speed camera lottery (+5, -1)
Spit-be-Gone brass instruments (+2)
Spot-weld mace (+2)
Spotlights against global warming (+3)
Spray-on compression socks (+6)
Stand-up pathedian (+6)
Stealth luggage (+8, -4)
Steam watch (+2)
Steampunk effects pedals for vocalists. (+1, -2)
Steering Wheels for Horses (+12, -1)
Stem cell swapping (+3)
Stepwise growth (+9, -1)
Stickies for Websites (+4)
Stirling-pumped heating system (+5)
Straw straw (0)
Stressed Explosive (+2)
Stretch travellator (+6)
String-free Newton's Cradle (+9)
Stupidly high-altitude drone (+8)
Subterranean molectrocutor (+2)
Suicide confetti bomber (+3)
Sumo chess (+11)
Swallowable MP3 player (+8)
Swanee Whistlevator (+13)
Swear-word activated phone (-1)
Switchable bifocal contact lenses (+5)
Systematic Alloy Discovery (+5, -1)
T-shirt Slimming Hoops (+1, -3)
Tabletop Pastamatron (+2)
Tag Heraldry (+4)
Targeted Car Horn 4 (0)
Tectonic Migration (+6, -2)
Teeth prosthesis (+7, -1)
Telephone dialling challenge (+1)
Telescopically Nested Allen Keys (+6)
Terahertz Prosthetic Penis (+2)
Textual switchboard menus (+4)
Thames extension (+12, -1)
The Buchanan-Foucault Generator (+4, -2)
The English National Cryogenic Chocolate Repository (+8, -1)
The Intelligent Mouse Project (+6)
The Overclocked Brain (+6)
The Room Service Wine Game (+9, -2)
The Scott Diet (+2)
The TTC Diet (+4)
The Ugly Parts Of series (+3)
The wired human (+3)
Theatrical Screwtops for Wine (+7)
Their constellations (+15)
Thereminiud (+4, -1)
Thermite-free instant hot drinks! (+8)
Thin coating (+4, -5)
Thomas Becket Day (+4, -1)
Toastnet (+5, -1)
Tongue sander (+12)
Topography Matcher (+5)
Toroidal croissant (+12)
Tow-away-away car (+8)
Trained scavenger junkie rats (+12)
Transdermal Lipolysis (+5, -1)
Translation Cycle Game (-1)
Tree Softener (+5)
Treeless Christmas Tree (+4)
TripAdvisor Confidential (+2)
Trump/May exchange (+1)
Try-for-size cardboard furniture (+7)
Tsunami globes (+3, -1)
Tummidom (-2)
Tuna-floss (+3)
Tuned suitcases (+7)
Twisted windows (+9)
Two iPhones (-1)
Ultracentrifugal karma (+3)
Ultracentrifugal satellite launcher (+8, -5)
Ultrasonic everything (+8, -1)
Umbrellable roofing truss (+4)
Unclose that browser window! (+7, -2)
Under-laptop drawers (+3)
Universal Glint Contact Lenses (+4)
Unwiniser Filterbode Radiophonic Interferoden (+6, -3)
Update my attachments (+3)
Use black holes to slow down time (+1)
Vac-U-Baby Face Former (+5, -1)
Vacuum Fab Room (+3)
Variable flex poulting mallet (+1)
Vernier Moiré Wristwatch (+1)
Vertical Wet Tunnel (+13)
Very loud noise (+3)
Viagra de Graaff (+9, -2)
ViaMax (+3)
Visible>IR converter for phone flash (+2)
Voluntary slave prisons (+3, -6)
VTOL the hard way. (+2, -1)
Walk Like Douglas Bader Day (+5, -2)
Wall o'death death (+1, -3)
Wall'o'toruses! (+3)
Water-jet lawn aerator (+2)
Water Pogo (+2)
Weather music (+2)
Webpage grammerer and punctuator. (+1)
Welsh National Peltier (+17)
Wet Fusion (+2)
Whipcrack satellite launcher (+11, -1)
White Elephantogram (+7)
Who needs a runway? Every airplane can be a helicopter II (+8, -4)
Whodat button (+6)
Whole-face dermal expander (+16)
Why do they do that? (+5)
Wii knitting (+36, -5)
Wikipedia mathematical symbol popup (+14)
Wind-generating wind turbine (+8)
Wind heater (-1)
Wind Tunnel Onastick. (-1)
Wind Turbine Bungee Skydiving (+4)
Window defroster (+7)
Windowsill turf (+12)
Windscreen quarterlight (+1, -1)
Wine handle (+8)
Wineglass compensating computer monitor (+11)
Yellow Dotted Printer Paper (+4)
You can't take it with you (+4, -3)
Yougle Earth (+10, -3)
Your Name in Lights (+1)
YouTube Sound Synch (+6)
Zombie counterbalance (+6)

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