Science: Health: Artificial Joints
Teeth prosthesis   (+7, -1)  [vote for, against]
Grind teeth and pour epoxy on them.

I speak from an almost limitless depth of ignorance when I say that one of the main problems with prostheses is attaching them to the body. Artificial limbs which strap on over the flesh-covered stump can chafe, and are difficult to secure rigidly in place.

Ideally, the prosthesis (or at least a fixing socket therefore) would be attached directly to the bone. This can be done, but is not at all easy, because the prosthesis must pass through the skin, and this is a potential route for the ingress of infection.

Teeth, however, have got this problem sorted. Although the tooth protrudes from your fleshy, bloody inside, through your gums and into the bacteria-laden outside world, it is not often a source of infection if properly maintained.

I note also that some progress has been made in inducing tooth formation in various tissues, either by transplanting tooth buds or simply by using growth factors which induce tooth formation.

I additionally note that the exposed parts of teeth can be engineered much like any other inert ceramic, without causing any problems.

So.

The plan is to develop this into a way of growing teeth at the site of an amputation. With luck (and some lax legislation), it should be possible to create a decent cluster of teeth on the end of the stump, rooted nicely in the underlying bone. These teeth can then be drilled, capped and generally tinkered with to create an engineerially sound socket for the attachment of a prosthesis.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 18 2010

For example http://docs.google....yGhneHbjT64QTNG5yyg
This is on frogs. As a bonus, the French create plenty of amputee frogs on which to test the aproach. [MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 18 2010]

Prosthesis technology based on deer antlers http://news.bbc.co..../health/5140090.stm
Intraosseous Transcutaneous Amputation Prosthesis [Spacecoyote, Jul 19 2010]

//With luck (and some lax legislation), it should be possible// [marked-for-tagline]

//Teeth, however have got this problem sorted.// Not sure it's the teeth that have got it sorted -- it might be the gums (also the salivary glands & tongue).
-- mouseposture, Jul 18 2010


Bun, just for the use of the term "...engineerially sound..." [+]
-- Grogster, Jul 18 2010


//it might be the gums//

Agreed, and it's presumably a combination of the two which provides a suitable interface/barrier. But tooth-induction generally also induces the full repertoire of associated structures, more or less.

Of course, fingernails are another possibility. But if I were an amputee, I think I'd find a stump with teeth rather exciting.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 18 2010


Fingernails aren't attached to the bones, and so would probably provide insufficient support.

Anyway, if the salivary glands are involved in keeping infection at bay, then as long as we are dreaming we could implant some of those in the relevant site as well. of course, then your stump would drool constantly, but perhaps some sort of sealed or absorbent covering could handle that.

I also forsee a need for prosthetic toothpaste and brushes. You wouldn't want to get cavities on your legs.
-- 5th Earth, Jul 19 2010


Good point about fingernails. Horns would be an option, but since humans don't normally grow horns, there's probably no easy way to induce them to grow.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 19 2010


"Ah Mister Frobisher... the bad news is that we need to extract several of your tooth. However, the good news is that once we have amputated one of your arms, we can grow you a new set of teeth of the stump. Now did you say you were left or right handed?" +
-- xenzag, Jul 19 2010



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